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STIFF in the News - Smart Ass. Let me start by apologizing for the long hiatus. I do have a good reason: I was moving. We've purchased our first home; a condo on the Southside. It's quite nice, and I'll hopefully be providing details soon. But for today, I'd like to begin a new installment called . STIFF (Stuff That Is Fucking Funny) in the News. Operation removes lightbulb from anus. Thursday June 29, 2006. MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters). This is what happens when a smart-ass gets an idea. Mohammad, who is ...
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Cause what I'm doin', I'm doin' for you. So I stumbled upon a new television channel today. With nearly 800 satellite channels, there are several I have never, and will never, watch. But this one gave me pause: G4, channel 354. Understand, my husband is a self-proclaimed "ginormous" Star Trek fan. Me? Not so much. But I wanted to earn cool points in his book, even if I got negative points in my own. So I told him about my new-found Star Trek gold mine. This is what caught my eye:. Star Trek 2.0. I'm maki...
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Yesterday afternoon sucked . bigtime. And left me in a quandary. Don't give it to me at say, noon, right before lunch. If you need me to take it, say so first thing in the morning. So, back to our story . Dick drops his shit on me about 30 minutes before I'm leaving for lunch. He pops his head over the cube wall and says, "Does that offer still stand? I so wanted to go Whack-a-Mole on his ass and pop him in the head. "You've got to be kidding! So I took it. So here's the rest of the afternoon:. It's in p...
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Give the gift of music. I wish I could take the credit for discovering this. I was in the car today, talking with a friend of mine who told me about this magical toy that even Santa's naughtiest elves won't make. Initial reaction: Marketing GENIUS! I bet Apple wishes. Or as the company calls them, acsexories). So this is my gift to you. No, not the vibrator you sick little monkey - the gift of a good laugh. Posted by beaner dog at 6:27 PM. 0 had something to say. Jacksonville, Florida, United States.
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STIFF in the News - World Cup Madness. I know I'm a little behind on this, but I felt these were still worth sharing. Besides the insane headbutting and general soccer hooligan shenanigans, here are some other weird things that confirm my belief that soccer can make otherwise sane people flippin' crazy. Here you have it, more STIFF in the News. Man pulls TV from house fire to watch soccer. Thursday June 29, 2006. When the neighbors shouted 'fire! The anti-social timing of the matches broadcast from Germa...
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I live in the coolest place EVER. This is why . I'm leaving for work this morning, and the gate to exit the development is open. Odd, it never stays open.". I drive through, and my car is surrounded by four employees for the place, each carrying trays of food and drinks. Orange juice, Starbucks coffee, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, granola bars, NutriGrain bars . the works. They're all sporting huge smiles and saying, "It's Resident Appreciation Day! Would you like some doughnuts? Take some for your coworkers!
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You've been . thunderstruck! Dodge ball n. A game in which players on one team try to eliminate players on another by hitting them with an inflated ball. As a general rule, the head is off-limits. Generally speaking. But as my devoted readers may realize by now, my luck is subpar lately (reference previous post). I've even been described as "accident prone" by a good friend. Cutting to the exciting stuff (for those reading, not for me. Posted by beaner dog at 2:09 PM. 1 had something to say. So I promise...
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Not That Big' was a Big Deal. That's right . I've bought my first item on eBay all by myself. Okay, so I have this goofy obsession with The Dog stuff, and went so far as to purchase a miniature pinscher Happy Meal toy . from Hong Kong . but my husband helped me. And that's a different story altogether. I also collect music, though not on as grand a scale as some people I know. I'm selective. I've recently developed a new love for a group called Temposhark. Posted by beaner dog at 3:33 PM. I've recently n...
