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femme and frank: strictly nonsense
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Wednesday, 15 August 2007. Just finished reading princessa's. Girl, that was one funny post. But everyone knows its true. give a man a pair and he's in lala. Land i think the only thing better than a pair of boobs would be a pair that em. brings out(? The man's brand of beer. Guys, can u imagine a world were you can drink stout while playing ludo. Trying not to be crude here). Talk about having a bad taste in your mouth. Are men ready to change brands for love? I am giving this way too much thought.
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femme and frank: rio carnival
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Monday, 4 February 2008. And now- the good stuff. Just found out one of these chics hopes to set a record for plastic surgeries dancing before thundering drummers in a tribute to the first wave of Japanese immigration to Brazil 100 years ago. I don't think it's this one though. Femme says Well done! More grease to all your body parts. Because we dont mind other points of views. Mennnnnnnnnnnnnnn, enough correct babes in that place oh. 4 February 2008 at 17:08. 4 February 2008 at 17:08. Meu deus do ceu!
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femme and frank: 'But he is Sinterklass' helper, mama.'
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Thursday, 4 December 2014. But he is Sinterklass helper, mama. Tomorrow is the 5th of December and Sinterklass (Dutch santa) will .-to be frank I don't even know what Sinterklass does or what this day is. But it's the dutch Christmas. When Frank first asked if I could live in the Netherlands, I googled plantain in Netherlands and racism in netherlands (can't remember which first but. I refuse to live in a country without plantains ) and was promptly introduced to Zwarte Piete. Me sef i tire. Semi retired...
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femme and frank: Virgin Mother...so cliché
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Thursday, 11 October 2007. Virgin Mother.so cliché. Recent posts in some blogs have been concerned with the modern(Nigerian)woman vis á vis her relationships, money and morality. Is the Nigerian woman virtue-deficient as a whole? Alongside the blare of cable television introducing our society to everything western are our mothers screams. They are our constant reminders of what it means to be ' African' . Don't show your belly button. Don't talk to a man first. Cross your legs when you sit. Recently,I wa...
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femme and frank: Don't hug me bro! ..Please?
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Tuesday, 28 July 2015. Dont hug me bro! I evaded one today from Frank's college by pretending to be shy and couldn't avoid another one when I met up with Frank and a friend of his for drinks. Pressing my body against another human, for an uncertain length of time is weird to me. Like Frank's friend who hugged me tonight,- she held me long and hard and I kept thinking "really? You don't think the side hug would have sufficed? Location: Victoria Island, Eti-Osa. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). And n...
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femme and frank: Note to future self 2.
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Monday, 6 April 2015. Note to future self 2. Please don't ever be the kind of parent to lay your problems at the feet of your kids. It's not supposed to work that way. Hopefully you have never forgotten or. Regretted my first note to you -. Note to future self 1'. Don't ever EVER get pregnant again. Just in case you had another baby. Better not be. He's an asshole to you when you are pregnant because apparently you are a witch on steroids. Dear Future Child,. Is your name Ulari? Labels: Note to self.
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femme and frank: rio carnival in santa teresa and botafogo, Nigeria vs. Ghana and...
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Tuesday, 22 January 2008. Rio carnival in santa teresa and botafogo, Nigeria vs. Ghana and. So Afrobabe has been on my case- its not like i have forgotton blogosphere, i was tagged to do the 7 weired things post by Nneoma and gueirre. i started but cant think of any more. This isnt the main carnival o, just a street party. A woman was throwing down biscuits and chocolates to the delighted crowd. So 7 wierd things about me( i stopped at 3 though). My other thing is finger nails. im very vain about my ...
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femme and frank: March 2015
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Monday, 16 March 2015. Aint nothing special about yo mama. It was 'mothering sunday' yesterday and my time lines were assaulted with all the praise poetry to the best mothers in the world. Something nags at me all day and I ignore it because hey, it's the weekend and why think when you can just lounge, and then I come across a Facebook post from a friend. The dichotomy that is woman to the Nigerian man is baffling: MY mother and MY sister and MY daughter are clean and unsullied . Because they are mine.
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femme and frank: Charlie and Lola (Death and Dreams)
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Saturday, 18 April 2015. Charlie and Lola (Death and Dreams). Most times it is difficult to be sure your kids understand abstract terms. Charlie is obsessed with death now. He asks questions like how many ways can we die. do some people get to go past 100, what happens to all the blood in our body? Sometimes I try to explain and sometimes. . I just take advantage. He came from school with his water bottle still full, so I ask why didnt you drink water all day today and he went. Lola woke up and said.
