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Thoughts per Coffee: 12/29/13 - 1/5/14

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A New Years Tradition. I have developed a bit of an aversion to the idea of goal setting. Most likely from years of 'Personal Progress' and 'Pursuit of Excellence' programs fed to me all my life. Not to mention daily and weekly goal setting for nearly two years of my life while laboring in the mission field. For the last several years I've had a tradition of treasure mapping for the new year. Katie has carried this tradition into her adult life and shares it with her friends each year. I, on the othe...

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Thoughts per Coffee: 3/9/14 - 3/16/14

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Families are Forever - Unless. Growing up Mormon; 'it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.'. This pity and judgement was all wrapped up in golden rules like 'love thy neighbor' or 'love the sinner but hate the sin'. These golden rules allowed me to feel like a compassionate, loving, non-judgmental person. What was really happening; however, was that I had little respect for my father as I tried so diligently to save his sorry soul. Families are forever; '. Are very real in so many people's l...

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ExMormon Hymn Book: LDS Hymn Parodies - F

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LDS Hymn Parodies - F. FAMILIES ARE SO IMPORTANT. Sung to the tune of. As I Search the Holy Scriptures, #277. Families are so important,. By the Mormon Church defined. As eternally connected,. Ever with their lives entwined. Should include the families. Even if they’re not all Mormon,. Please remove the boundaries. Just allowing civil unions. To take place before they’re sealed. In a Mormon Temple wedding. Far too many are excluded,. It is time for compromise. Changing things to show compassion. On the l...

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ExMormon Hymn Book: LDS Hymn Parodies - D

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LDS Hymn Parodies - D. DEAREST MORMONS, DON'T BELIEVE IT. Sung to the tune. Dearest Children, God is Near You, #96. Dearest Mormons, don’t believe it,. Mormon doctrine is a myth. Mormon scriptures were invented,. By a man named Joseph Smith. He’s a shyster, he’s a shyster,. Please don’t put your trust in him. Dearest Mormons, it’s malarkey,. None of it makes any sense. It’s not true, that is apparent,. Deceptive swindle so immense. It’s a rip-off, it’s a rip-off,. Don’t believe a word they say. Claiming ...

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ExMormon Hymn Book: LDS Hymn Parodies - Alphabetical List

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LDS Hymn Parodies - Alphabetical List. 2 A MIGHTY PUZZLE IS THE CHURCH. A Mighty Fortress is our God - #68). 3 A POOR BEWILDERED GIRL OF DOUBT. A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief - #29). 4 AND THE MORMONS JUST BELIEVE. Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel - #252). Sweet Hour of Prayer - #142). 6 AS I HAVE CAST OFF ALL THE LIES. Come, Listen to a Prophet's Voice - #21). 7 AS NOW I LOOK BACK ON MY LIFE. As Now I Take the Sacrament - #169). 8 A STACK OF LIES. He Sent His Son - #34 - LDS Children's Songbook). Dearest C...

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ExMormon Hymn Book: STUCK IN DENIAL - LDS Hymn Parody #116

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Thursday, July 16, 2015. STUCK IN DENIAL - LDS Hymn Parody #116. Of course, this warped logic is pounded into every member's head, either consciously or subconsciously, to the point where their brains decide that going along is better than the alternatives. And so they become STUCK IN DENIAL, grasping at straws and sticking their hands in the sand in order to avoid actually confronting the inherent problem, which is that upon actual examination, it becomes apparent that Mormonism is a total fraud. So her...

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ExMormon Hymn Book: THE 15 MORMON MEN WHO CALL THE SHOTS - LDS Hymn Parody #115

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Saturday, July 4, 2015. THE 15 MORMON MEN WHO CALL THE SHOTS - LDS Hymn Parody #115. With yesterday's passing of Boyd K. Packer, I'm sure I'm not the only who is relieved that he won't be able to spread his unique brand of toxicity anymore. But even aside from that perk, his passing has reminded me. Not only of all the horrible things he said during his many years on the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Mormon Church, but also the tenor and substance of the Top 15 General Authorities overall. In my o...

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ExMormon Hymn Book: EASTER SUNDAY AND GENERAL CONFERENCE SPENT CONDEMNING "COUNTERFEIT" LIFESTYLES? Mormonism - LDS Hymn Parody #111

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Sunday, April 5, 2015. EASTER SUNDAY AND GENERAL CONFERENCE SPENT CONDEMNING "COUNTERFEIT" LIFESTYLES? Mormonism - LDS Hymn Parody #111. Ow "Counterfeit" can you get? After researching the sordid history of the Mormon Church and examining its "doctrines," it is clear to me that Mormonism is not only counterfeit, but also a scam, a fraud, and a totally bogus religious organization. Not Christ-like at all. And so, here is my 111th LDS hymn parody, set to the Easter-themed hymn, "He is Risen.". As they crit...

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ExMormon Hymn Book: BECAUSE I FOUND THE TRUTH AT LAST - LDS Hymn Parody #110

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Saturday, January 24, 2015. BECAUSE I FOUND THE TRUTH AT LAST - LDS Hymn Parody #110. Here's my 110th LDS Hymn Parody. 110 has been my goal for quite some time, and there for a while, I didn't think I was going to make it - but I did! BECAUSE I FOUND THE TRUTH AT LAST. Sung to the tune of Because I Have Been Given Much - #219. Because I found the truth at last, I had to leave. Because of all the lies, the fact that they deceive,. I had to turn and walk away,. So very clear I could not stay,. And then dec...

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ExMormon Hymn Book: LDS Hymn Parodies - H

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LDS Hymn Parodies - H. HAVE YOU STUDIED BELIEFS OF THE MORMON CHURCH? Sung to the tune of. Have I Done Any Good? Have you studied beliefs of the Mormon Church? Have you researched it on your own? Do you just go along, do not question what’s wrong? If so, you are not alone. The actual facts are much different than what. They tell you that you must believe. If you study the history then you’ll see the truth. Through the legion of lies that they weave. Then wake up and do something more. But then I saw the ...