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You egged my Corolla.: November 2010
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Wednesday, November 3, 2010. I Am Sitting Comfortably on My Couch, Which I Hate With an Abiding Passion. I hate everything right now, except for this pretzel. That's not really true. I rather like my flannel pantaloons.). I think it's better now. This couch is lovely, and comfortable, and warm. And now I think it's time for bed. Sweet dreams, travelers and friends. Labels: You Cannot Know How Much I Despise This Thing. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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You egged my Corolla.: August 2009
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Thursday, August 6, 2009. Better Than a Candy Heart, but Not as Good as a Necco Wafer. The 2nd floor geochemistry message board is currently playing host to an anonymous, rapidly updated dialogue-by-means-of-pushpin. The exchange has lasted some three weeks. It began, or at least I noticed it, when a smiley face morphed into "Hi! Tuesday, August 4, 2009. Scars: Relating to Sharp Surfaces, or Otherwise. Seems beyond my reach. Thing I like: ambigu...
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You egged my Corolla.: October 2009
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Wednesday, October 14, 2009. Returns, Some Triumphant, Others Incurring a Fine. It is winter here in Cambridge. The statement is false, but serves to better illustrate the blogger's state of mind. We are experiencing a frigid mid-October, and it is difficult to reconcile myself with this. I did not fully notice when it was summer; perhaps this explains the shock and resistance to a rather expected and incremental change. Hope all is well,.
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You egged my Corolla.: The R--ts
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Thursday, January 28, 2010. I somehow bought the clean version of The Roots' Phrenology. Which is essentially all just bleeped out. The Seed (2.0) is especially ludicrous. Beware of poorly-labeled Amazon downloads. Is it weird that I hesitate before typing "ludicrous? As though "Ludacris" might actually be the proper spelling? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Thought About Carrots. Look up Engelbert Humperdinck. View my complete profile.
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You egged my Corolla.: June 2011
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Thursday, June 9, 2011. Hello Blog; Hello World. It's been a while. I'd never seen it flicker like that. That's all for now, but I promise to write regularly again. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Hello Blog; Hello World. Look up Engelbert Humperdinck. Leaves Fall, Children Stumble; November is Upon Us. The Thing About Chicago's South Side is: It Has a Great View Northwards. View my complete profile. MOVE IT OR LOSE IT.
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You egged my Corolla.: Spring Forward, and All That
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Saturday, March 13, 2010. Spring Forward, and All That. Ok, I guess. It is my quals semester. I should be stressed out, but I've been. Conscientiously reading some other dude's PhD thesis. Watching Alex Cabot episodes of SVU and practicing the secret extra verse to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's intro rap (watch Season One, fools). Probably Reese's pieces. Reese's pieces? A bit lavish, no? I guess jelly beans didn't pan out very well, huh? He mus...
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You egged my Corolla.: August 2010
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Monday, August 2, 2010. Summer Doldrums, Over and Over. I started today by failing to kill a mosquito. A sitting duck on the bathroom wall. I slapped at it with my flip-flop, then flailed in anger as it floated away. Two minutes later, it bit my ankle while I brushed my teeth. Spiteful bastard. Lovely trip. More thoughts on the Midwest, and the theme of Returning, later, perhaps. Labels: so ive been having a shitty few months. MOVE IT OR LOSE IT.
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You egged my Corolla.: I Am Sitting Comfortably on My Couch, Which I Hate With an Abiding Passion
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Wednesday, November 3, 2010. I Am Sitting Comfortably on My Couch, Which I Hate With an Abiding Passion. I hate everything right now, except for this pretzel. That's not really true. I rather like my flannel pantaloons.). I think it's better now. This couch is lovely, and comfortable, and warm. And now I think it's time for bed. Sweet dreams, travelers and friends. Labels: You Cannot Know How Much I Despise This Thing. View my complete profile.
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You egged my Corolla.: How to Drive on Unplowed, Narrow, One-Way Cambridge Streets; Or, An Exercise in Skidding Tastefully
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Sunday, January 22, 2012. How to Drive on Unplowed, Narrow, One-Way Cambridge Streets; Or, An Exercise in Skidding Tastefully. Notes on skidding well:. Foremost, it is rude to swerve into oncoming traffic. One ought to exercise caution in one's right turns. When driving down narrow, winding, unplowed one-way streets with moderately expensive cars parked on either side of you, the asshole behind you honking his horn can go fuck himself. The Thing...
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You egged my Corolla.: Update: Jellybean Menace, Really Big Antlers
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You egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it. Tuesday, March 31, 2009. Update: Jellybean Menace, Really Big Antlers. K reported a second linear candy trail sighting, also on Garden Street: skittles this time. The moral of the story is, keep your domesticated elk out of the cask ale. That's a lot of body to haul. can't just flush that. April 8, 2009 at 11:22 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Update: Jellybean Menace, Really Big Antlers. This image is on my blog. View my complete profile.
