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The Woeful Budgie: There Goes The Neighborhood...
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Monday, December 28, 2009. There Goes The Neighborhood. Nothing says holiday cheer like a huge* freakin' T-Rex in your front yard. (Oh yeah. We're those. I have nothing useful to add. I'm just really proud of this. Ok, so he's only about a foot and a half, but the up angle makes him look really ferocious, no? Also, yes. That's ketchup. Sometimes I wonder what normal. Families do on Christmas morning. Labels: Department of Front Porch Security. A time to rend.
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The Woeful Budgie: I Couldn't Make This Stuff Up If I Tried...
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Tuesday, October 6, 2009. I Couldn't Make This Stuff Up If I Tried. Well, nobody wants to get married anymore, except those gays and lesbians. Hmm Do you have something to substantiate that claim? Some sort of statistic, or report? Oh, your father saw something. On ESPN. About the lesbians. Ahh Yep. Always them lesbians on ESPN, wanting to get married. A deep, fretful silence from Grandma. Dad tries in vain to contain his chortling.). I just miss the good.
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The Woeful Budgie: My ears still bleed when I hear the dogwhistles...
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Thursday, March 4, 2010. My ears still bleed when I hear the dogwhistles. Well, guess what? I don't have to. It's been done already, and done exceptionally well:. Prayer Warriors and Palin Organizing Spiritual Warfare to Take Over America. If you don't have time to read the whole thing, here's an excerpt:. BB: Why should the American people be concerned about the New Apostolic Reformation? For example, the Global Day of Prayer sounds benign but was founded ...
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The Woeful Budgie: Tales Out Of School, Vol 1: She Blinded Me With Science!
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Thursday, February 25, 2010. Tales Out Of School, Vol 1: She Blinded Me With Science! Many of you are likely familiar with the chemical reaction featured below. It's popular with high school chemistry teachers, probably because it's been scientifically proven that even the snottiest of snotty-ass teenagers will give you their undivided attention while you're setting things on fire.*. Labels: stranger than fiction. Tales Out Of School. Behold the Good News!
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The Woeful Budgie: Represent
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Monday, March 30, 2009. I picked up a copy of The Power of Myth from the library today. I'd been interested in reading it for a while now for a couple of reasons, the first being that I've been on a bit of a journey of self-discovery lately- -who isn't, right? When I opened the book, the first thing to catch my eye was that someone had written in pencil, above the Introduction:. However, my very next thought, and I had to take a moment to talk myself throug...
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The Woeful Budgie: Vacation
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Wednesday, August 5, 2009. Tomorrow morning, my sister-in-law will be returning from Iraq. After nearly a year away, she will be mom to her two girls once more, and I will return to being mom to only my own. And thus, early Friday morning, I'll be heading up to Oregon for a long overdue break. A Sabbath*, if you will. It'll be about a 9-hour drive, by the way, so I'm happily taking music suggestions.*. Pearl Jam tracks which are good driving songs include L...
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The Woeful Budgie: Evacuating the Elephant
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Tuesday, July 21, 2009. So then. Since we're on the topic. Do you think I'm going to hell? There I did it. I threw it out there. I waited. He thought. I don't know.". But what do you think. WellI mean, one day I hope that you'll experience God the way that I've gotten to. And, uh. I guess I used to worry about you more, but.I guess, not so much now. Because I trust you, and I have to trust that God's got you where you're supposed to be.". And he's right....
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The Woeful Budgie: Tales Out Of School, Vol 2: FAIL
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Wednesday, March 3, 2010. Tales Out Of School, Vol 2: FAIL. You know you had a "Christ-centered education" when you were taught to believe that your heart was deceptive. That your own understanding was not to be trusted. Were worthless, anything good you ever did was like filthy rags. In the sight of God, that your only worth was in how you metaphorically put your self to death. Are what's responsible for people having no self-worth these days. September 23...
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The Woeful Budgie: Zombie Jesus Day Symbolism: Teh Brain-Nomming Of The Saved
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Sunday, April 4, 2010. Zombie Jesus Day Symbolism: Teh Brain-Nomming Of The Saved. My brother has come up with a terrific ritual for commemorating the miracle of the resurrection of Our Zombie Horde Lord:. There's gotta be a Bible reference for that shit somewhere, or at least some quote I could manipulate to make that sound true. Amen I'm off to make some cocoa, y'all. Labels: bring out your dead. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All roads lead to no.
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The Woeful Budgie: Dizzy
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Pecking desperately at the pink plastic mirror. Wednesday, July 29, 2009. I don't wanna hear you say you're sorry. I don't wanna hear you say we can start all over again. I think you must think that I'm stupid. Well I might be stupid for the rest of my life. But I'll never be stupid for you again. I just want it all to go away.". Everclear, New Blue Champion. Isn't this what I'd always wanted? To experience God like this? Isn't this what I had prayed for every time it happened to everyone else? I wish I ...