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No One Really Likes Jazz: April 2008
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Wednesday, 30 April 2008. AN OPEN LETTER TO THE ELECTORAL COMMISSION. The future Prime Minister, the future London Mayor and the rest of the Bullingdon Boys photographed shortly before going off to get smashed and destroy some poor sod's restaurant. Hoorah! Boris Johnson: bottom right, David Cameron: top row, second from left). AN OPEN LETTER TO THE ELECTORAL COMMISSION. Let me explain. It’s fair to assume that this is now a two horse race between ...For a w...
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No One Really Likes Jazz: March 2009
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Sunday, 15 March 2009. How to make a Fuckload of Money out of Music (It's a lot easier than you think). Viva la Vida. Loca? So, another Comic relief has come and gone. Of course it was awful*, but that’s another post for another time, what I want to talk about is one of the silently unacknowledged purposes of Comic Relief that few people know about. As we all know, Comic relief exists for three reasons. 3 To raise money. What? The standard logic amongst the ...
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No One Really Likes Jazz: NOTstradumus’s 09/10 Premiership Predictions
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Friday, 14 August 2009. NOTstradumus’s 09/10 Premiership Predictions. And as we hurtle headlong into the 2009/10 season, Britain’s premier football psychic, Notstradamus highlights a few of the coming season’s top stories. Hughes takes the Piss. Mark Hughes buys right-handed pitcher LaTroy Hawkins from the New York Yankees. Just to prove he can! Steven Gerrard is quoted as saying, ‘Oh yeah, Bolton! Intrigue at Burnley Village FC. After all the PFA votes have...
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No One Really Likes Jazz: July 2008
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Tuesday, 29 July 2008. Teenagers Today don’t know they’re Born. Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Reviewgasm (With Apologies to Laura Barton). The Chatham County Line: IV. Thanks to Pete and Robbie for their ‘Reviewgasms’ last time out. Read them on the comments board and leave your own one if you want. Main Event: Teenagers Today don’t know they’re Born. Do you remember how shit youth TV used to be? For those of you still hardwired...
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No One Really Likes Jazz: December 2008
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Wednesday, 3 December 2008. Ere, guv. Ow about we save ourselves some time and I just give you my CV now? Tories are one of this country’s most fascinating indigenous species, their ruddy faces and pinstripe coats have become synonymous with England to the point where it’s hard to think of our sceptred isle without picturing the lovable creatures playfully vomiting outside wine bars or refusing you a bank loan. Mercifully, once the conditions for spawning ar...
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No One Really Likes Jazz: August 2009
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Friday, 14 August 2009. NOTstradumus’s 09/10 Premiership Predictions. And as we hurtle headlong into the 2009/10 season, Britain’s premier football psychic, Notstradamus highlights a few of the coming season’s top stories. Hughes takes the Piss. Mark Hughes buys right-handed pitcher LaTroy Hawkins from the New York Yankees. Just to prove he can! Steven Gerrard is quoted as saying, ‘Oh yeah, Bolton! Intrigue at Burnley Village FC. After all the PFA votes have...
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No One Really Likes Jazz: February 2008
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Monday, 25 February 2008. EVER WISH THAT LIFE WAS LIKE A FILM? FACT OF THE WEEK: The popular phrases “It’s just like anything else” and “Its all relative” are really codewords for ‘I have no idea what I’m talking about and would love to bail out of this conversation but I feel I’m committed now’. HAIKU REVIEW: This week, ‘Be Kind Rewind’. Jack Black wipes tapes. Very, very good. You see the experience is so much more fun if you wait until for instance you...
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No One Really Likes Jazz: Walking with Tories
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Wednesday, 3 December 2008. Ere, guv. Ow about we save ourselves some time and I just give you my CV now? Tories are one of this country’s most fascinating indigenous species, their ruddy faces and pinstripe coats have become synonymous with England to the point where it’s hard to think of our sceptred isle without picturing the lovable creatures playfully vomiting outside wine bars or refusing you a bank loan. Mercifully, once the conditions for spawning ar...
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No One Really Likes Jazz: May 2008
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Thursday, 22 May 2008. Oh, I See. The truth Behind the IOC. Is it just me, or does the Beijing Olympic stadium look a bit like a. Like a. Nevermind, forget I said anything. Quote of The Week. I like Cambridge City, not as much as Colchester but they're my second team. Ever been punting on your trips to Cambridge? What do you mean? Do you fancy throwing me a party? You know, a great big shindig in my honour, with my name plastered over everything. What about ...
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No One Really Likes Jazz: November 2008
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No One Really Likes Jazz. It's not about jazz. Thursday, 6 November 2008. Eastenders – The Serious Soap. Hmm, a subtle pallette, fruity notes, with just a hint of desperation. It’s awful, truly awful, and not just in terms of subject matter. There’s so much wrong with this show that I could, and may, write ten bile-spurtingly angry blogs on the subject, but for now I’m just going to focus on the main offender, realism. Except, of course, that it’s a complete crock of shit! Walford doesn’t exist! Yeah, ye...
