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God Has Wheels: I Strongly Believe
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Feb 8, 2008. That people with hearing difficulties should not speak nor hold conversations at distances from which they cannot discern the replies. Really, this is just common sense and the world does not revolve around us just listening to y'all grouse incessantly. A brick wall could serve that purpose. I also believe that people who may benefit from using a hearing aid, shouldn't tell everyone else to just shout more loudly because they (the deaf persons) are too stingy to buy one. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
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God Has Wheels: 06/01/2008 - 07/01/2008
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Jun 5, 2008. Once upon a time I used to venture out in the daylight hours and be appalled by the people I'd see. The world overrun by pitiable wretches: old folks scavenging for senior coffee and triple coupon deals, lone parents muttering gibberish whilst overseeing their brood of kids in a McDonalds booth, and businesspeople sitting by themselves, staring and slack-jawed, most likely contemplating suicide. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It"s All About Me. The juice is good, eh? I get you da juice. Maurice...
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God Has Wheels: Since it's award season
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Feb 23, 2008. Since it's award season. I think it's only fitting that I declare the Seattle Supersonics as "NBA team with best hair. They've got it all: cornrows, dreads, long shaggy white guy hair, someone who's hairline looks like it starts from his eyebrows, beards, and most importantly no fauxhawks. Fantastic! Plus this is about the only thing that sad-sack team will win all year because their owner is another one of those "hold a city hostage for corporate welfare" type jerks. It"s All About Me.
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Hall of the Monkey King: October 2004
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Thursday, October 28, 2004. There's nothing elephant in my veins", she said. So, say a horny african bull elephant somehow was abducted by libyan terrorists and taken to india but Dubya was there and smote all the 'evil' and said bull elephant finds himself surrounded by a bevy of female indian elephants and has his way with them would there be a weird hybrid mix elephant? Also, are female elephants called cows? On a similar note.are elephants smarter than us? If their brains are bigger than ours? Perhap...
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God Has Wheels: a healthy ice cream float
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May 14, 2008. A healthy ice cream float. We all know how delicious ice cream is. And we all know how addictively good soda is. When you combine the two, WELL! If god existed and had a top 5 list of favorite items created, I think ice cream floats would be right in there alongside pizza and bubble wrap. First, substitute water for the soda. Then, replace the ice cream with cauliflower. Should I put the cauliflower in the freezer first? Good gods, what have you been putting in your cereal? It"s All About Me.
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Hall of the Monkey King: June 2005
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005. Part 2- An introduction. This is where it began but like the vagabonds that made up it's being, it moved constantly. When I knew where it was, I followed it. I was a part of it. It was a part of me. Like a viral dream it still lingers in my essence holding me back, keeping me from becoming one with the masses, from becoming just like everyone else. Eventually the older of the two brothers grabbed a few belongings and raced his GTO across the country until the engine fell out....
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God Has Wheels: 01/01/2009 - 02/01/2009
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Jan 9, 2009. For sum raisin I cain't find m'favorit belt. O ware cood it, bee? I plum forgot I had this blog and was supposed to be posting riveting and introspective stuff! I also didn't know about the whole "labeling and tagging" thing but ho boy am I eggcited about 'em! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It"s All About Me. I like long walks on the beach followed by a cozy night at home in front of a fire (maybe even in the fireplace! The juice is good, eh? I get you da juice. View my complete profile.
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God Has Wheels: them?
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Jun 5, 2008. Once upon a time I used to venture out in the daylight hours and be appalled by the people I'd see. The world overrun by pitiable wretches: old folks scavenging for senior coffee and triple coupon deals, lone parents muttering gibberish whilst overseeing their brood of kids in a McDonalds booth, and businesspeople sitting by themselves, staring and slack-jawed, most likely contemplating suicide. I'm going with Phase. Something to cheer you up when you're feeling shitty:. It"s All About Me.
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God Has Wheels: 03/01/2009 - 04/01/2009
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Mar 9, 2009. Assorded Idems That Wite Beepul Enjoy. I hear thare's munny to bee had in making fun o' Wite Beepul in blogbosts using ironee and deadban observashunal humer. So I will do so as well in hopes of gashin' in! I'll even do it for free rite now! But I will sgip the ol' ironee. And mebbe even the humer bart. Basically, I'll just make fun o' Wite Beepul at no gost rite now. And with baed sbelling. Wite Beepul eeting jeez, hwy, they must shorely enjoy eatsin' the Wite jeezes rite? It"s All About Me.
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God Has Wheels: 06/01/2009 - 07/01/2009
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Jun 2, 2009. I wish to own a retro-kitsch memorabilia company, the kind that supplies fake old appurtenances to Applebee's and T.G.I. Fridays. What a goldmine! Surely manufacturing counterfeit old stuff is profoundly cheaper than obtaining genuine old stuff. And with a company name and slogan like: 'Unmemorabilia: Pretending to be from 1947 since 2009', how can I lose? I can't, that's how! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It"s All About Me. The juice is good, eh? I get you da juice. View my complete profile.
