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Pop Culture Poems: Access Denied

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010. Headed to Canada for a quick work trip. Truck fully loaded with a bunch of equip. Windsor or Sarnia, which would be quickest? Windsor ruled out, their traffic the thickest. As we drove, the fog finally lifted. Along 69, the truck never drifted. Stopping for candy and a diet coke. Making good time, this trip is no joke. Pull up to the border and things go awry. Questions and questions, where are we going and why? This isn't going well, I have a bad feeling. Like a (Pontiac) G6.

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Pop Culture Poems: Like a (Pontiac) G6

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Sunday, November 28, 2010. Like a (Pontiac) G6. Sliding all over the ice, in a blizzard. To get in the backseat, be a wizard. Anytime you need repairs, ain't no quick fix. Can't believe I bought this car, Pontiac G6. Like a G6, like a G6. Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6. Like a G6, like a G6. Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6. Gimme the car-car keys. Gimme the map-map home. Mid-size piece of crap, car can barely do a lap. Got a full tank, we got to get on our way. On the floor, yeah, we flooring it.

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Pop Culture Poems: Haiku Link

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010. MGoBlog's annual Senior Day Haiku output. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Like a (Pontiac) G6.

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Pop Culture Poems: What's App'ening?

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Monday, June 13, 2011. Talking and texting are such a bore. I got my phone strictly for the app store. Games and weather and maps and more. Gone are the days of landlines yore. At first it was a couple, just a few. But then I got one that kept track of my brews. Named Last Call, it plotted your buzz. And offered local lawyers to help you out with the fuzz. Then there was golf, well Super Stickman. Which is great for killing time, no matter the span. Course after course, you can sit and play.

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Pop Culture Poems: World Cup

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Thursday, December 2, 2010. A decent 2010 for the red, white and blue. Excitement at levels to the signing of Adu. A bid for the Cup in 12 years made sense. FIFA would do right, they couldn't be that dense. So Clinton and Freeman arrived with a plan. To win they'd have to best Australia, Qatar and Japan. Japan hosted just 8 years ago, it's been twice that for the US. The Aussies have come on, but they weren't a success. It wasn't a lock, but it seemed the right choice. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Pop Culture Poems: Where have you gone Tara Reid?

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011. Where have you gone Tara Reid? Before there was Paris, or Lindsay or Heidi. Before Teen Mom and that trainwreck Britney. Before there was tape of Kim doing the deed. There was you, the original, Tara Reid. Botched lipo and boob jobs. Your ego swelled and throbbed. From starring in Lebowski and Pie. To attending events with Tom Brady, black tie. But it didn't last, you fell hard. Now you can't even find a commercial to star. Memories of Taradise seem so long ago.

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Pop Culture Poems: Hoke-a-Mania

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011. No, no, God no. Is what immediately ran through my head. This move sucks, it blows. Tell me it's not true, I pled. No Miles, No Harbaugh, but someone named Hoke? From the Mountain West, a high school league. Surely David Brandon is playing a joke. He'll hire a real coach after all of this intrigue. But alas, it's true, the big man comes east. I fear the headlines now, what a choke. Not just on dinners, but hopefully the Big Ten he'll feast. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Pop Culture Poems: Chick Fil-A

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Friday, November 19, 2010. Sure, they are good warm. But a couple cold chicken. Sandwiches rock, too. Bun, chicken, pickle. Three simple things needed to. Make the best lunch. Yum. I would do almost. Anything to have a Chick. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Like a (Pontiac) G6.

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Pop Culture Poems: A Hex(or) on my Flexor

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Sunday, December 12, 2010. A Hex(or) on my Flexor. I awoke on a Wednesday and something was wrong. Pain in my leg, I hope it doesn't last long. It was a struggle just to roll out of bed. My right peg was acting as if it was dead. Shuffle to the shower and try to jump in. But my day of pain was just set to begin. Unable to lift much more than an inch. Just putting on a sock would cause me to flinch. Getting into the car was also a chore. Having to lift my dead leg inside of the door. UP State of Mind.

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Pop Culture Poems: Happy Festivus

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Thursday, December 23, 2010. The pole, feats of strength. And airing of grievances. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. UP State of Mind. A Hex(or) on my Flexor.