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Do I have to?: July 2011
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Sunday, July 31, 2011. Not moving this summer. For the first time in three years. But we've been back from the show in Seattle for two weeks and are on our way to Missouri for visits with the families and maybe some of the cool kids like Mr. RJ McButterbeans. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH. Not moving this summer.
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Do I have to?: May 2013
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Sunday, May 5, 2013. Seriously, I'm done with this blog. I'm clearly too lazy for this kind of responsibility. I will sign off with a remembrance of The Beastie Boys and Adam Yauch who died a year ago. Also, i got a new job and we thought my dad was going to die but really, nothing else worth mentioning.). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH. Seriously, Im done with this blog.
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Do I have to?: March 2013
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Monday, March 4, 2013. I encourage you to ignore this blog. Because I never use it properly. And frankly, I'm too self-conscious to be as candid as I might otherwise. However, I will occasionally continue to write stuff down here that I don't want to forget, so don't bother reading it. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH. I encourage you to ignore this blog.
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Do I have to?: June 2011
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Monday, June 6, 2011. Through his tears, the little one says, "I can smell onions in my eyes! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH.
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Do I have to?: December 2010
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Saturday, December 25, 2010. You're welcome, future Jack. But seriously, this kid refuses to keep his clothes on.]. Merry X-mas from Jack. We're going back to Missouri for the holidays for the first time in 3 years. I'm not sure that we'll all survive. On the bright side: New Year's Eve w/ Uncle Rico in St. Louis! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH.
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Do I have to?: Nothing of consequence for eight months and then...
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Thursday, March 22, 2012. Nothing of consequence for eight months and then. Our suspicious 4-y-o says he thinks the Easter Bunny is probably not real. In his opinion, the eggs and candy are most likely being hidden by Santa Claus. Still nothing of consequence but I'm trying to ease back into this. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH. Nothing of consequence for eight months and then.
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Do I have to?: May 2012
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Friday, May 4, 2012. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH.
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Do I have to?: in which the boy fact-checks his knowledge of sex
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Sunday, November 4, 2012. In which the boy fact-checks his knowledge of sex. BOY: Right. You mean, the bumpy part with the huge hole in it? MOM: It's called a vagina. November 5, 2012 at 5:41 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH. In which the boy fact-checks his knowledge of sex.
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Do I have to?: November 2012
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Sunday, November 4, 2012. In which the boy fact-checks his knowledge of sex. BOY: Right. You mean, the bumpy part with the huge hole in it? MOM: It's called a vagina. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH. In which the boy fact-checks his knowledge of sex.
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Do I have to?: July 2010
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Do I have to? Now from Ohio. Still to you. Monday, July 12, 2010. I'm out of jizzle and couldn't go any further! Can you direct me to the nearest jizzle station? Thank you library book sale. Sunday, July 11, 2010. I bonked your feelings.". Says the 2-year-old when he makes his brother cry. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Stuff the Schluetermetz Read. The pursuit of harpyness. For/word company and NORTH. I bonked your feelings.
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