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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: GOO
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Friday, September 30, 2011. Just saying. Just saying. Just saying. If I am riding an elevator with you and your baby, do not expect me to devote my attention to the little one. I will neither goo-goo nor coo-coo to your wonderful gift to the world. Why? Because I am a carbon-hearted, misanthropic asshole who finds only adults, pandas, and Jon Stewart amusing. And because my niece and nephew are cuter than your kid, anyway. Doug E. Fresh.
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: CHERRY
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Monday, December 24, 2012. They don't sell fruit here.". She was mediating between Donna and Cindy about ham or turkey or roast beef and smoked or not smoked, didn't care about cherries, candied or not. "Okay. Not too much.". I hopped back to the tub and tilted my chin upward to the rotund woman behind the glass, hair in net. "I want cherries." I pointed at the glistening globules, having no idea nor care what the hell mar-a-schi-no. Mom co...
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: WOLVERINE
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Friday, July 20, 2012. I'm still mad at M. Twenty-three years ago he promised to build me an android and I ain't seen it yet. M moved to my neighbourhood in Grade Six. Gangly Indian kid, he bopped as he walked. I'm not sure how I became his first new friend, probably 'cause his desk was seated next to mine, but man, he hooked me in real hard. I can build you a friend," he said. What the fuck are you talking about? FUCK YEAH LET'S BE FRIENDS.
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: DE-COOL
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Tuesday, August 20, 2013. Sam showed me the photo of the bearded young-man dude holding a giant Starbucks cup - whatever Starbucks calls their giant cups - in one hand, ostensibly grasping his iPhone in the other. The foreshortened forearm was the giveaway. Beneath the photo, homeboy rocked a series of hashtags, one of them being #hipster. This is #Instagram, BTW. I #responded #to #Sam. What did Nas say? Oh, right: Hate me now. Vote for Oba...
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: RAP
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Wednesday, July 18, 2012. It's time for a renaissance. It's time for a surge. Resurgence. RAP IS SOMETHING YOU DO, HIP-HOP IS SOMETHING YOU LIVE. Everything started for me in 1993. That was the year I first got paid to act, I first stole a CD (Dr. Dre's The Chronic. Buying rap CDs with Vince at Track Records, or stealing them from A&B Sound. Buying The Source magazine from Granville Book Company each and every month, $3.75 total. Toting aro...
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: POLITE
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Saturday, October 29, 2011. Fuck, Canadians, why're you so polite? I'm riding my bike down Queen Street and this 20s-couple, between cars and about to jaywalk, step back to give me space. As I pass them I say, "Thanks" and they say, "Sorry." What're you sorry about? I'm sorry I said thanks. Fuck off, manners! Meredith r. mistletoe. Aw this sounds nice. October 30, 2011 at 12:29 PM. Sorry if I warmed your heart. October 30, 2011 at 1:44 PM.
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: BOOT
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Saturday, August 25, 2012. In regards to style, don't discount the value of serendipity. Because I was going to my friend's hotel room only one floor beneath mine, I decided not to zip up my ankle boots. Since then, I have not zipped up my boots for a year because I discovered they look great unzippered. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. There was an error in this gadget. Beat the Rap with Dal. Doug E. Fresh.
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: JOIN
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Saturday, May 26, 2012. Labels: LL Cool J. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. There was an error in this gadget. Beat the Rap with Dal. Del Tha Funkee Homosapien. Doug E. Fresh. Holy scary shock whoah. Leaders of the New School. McCain makes good freedom fries. Punks Jump Up to Get Beat Down. Tear Da Club Up Thugs. The American Election is Making Me Nervous. The UM.C.s. Vote for Obama Do It. Boy, Am I Thirsty!
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: JUSTICE
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Tuesday, December 2, 2014. This list is written based on my bias, experience, and observation. This list is what is, and what has been. This list is not what has to be. I disagree with this list. I agree with this list. You will disagree with this list. You will agree. White person speaking English in mock English accent: Allowed. White person speaking English in mock Irish accent: Allowed. White person in media speaking English in mock Ind...
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: SERRATED
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Wednesday, January 4, 2012. Michael is a curious boy whose meat and vegetables are cut up into small chunks. He is six years old and my nephew. MICHAEL: Can I cut your ham for you, Kow-Foo? ME: Sure. Michael, you see these ridges on the knife? ME: You know what they're called, what this knife is called? MICHAEL: Ummm. No. ME: Serrated. This is a serrated knife. MICHAEL: Yeah, I don't have to push down so hard. Daddy, look! Doug E. Fresh.