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The Shimmy: September 2009
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009. HERE IS A FACT:. You're tired of the same-old, same-old. You have had every pizza topping in the books (The Bible, Papa John's Secret Recipe Book 3000, Any Bitch Can Cook. And you're bored with all of them. That's where we come in. The Shimmy is proud to offer this list of innovative pizza topping ideas that will keep your pies original and delicious for the next two decades at least. Enjoy, feasters. Any kind of corn. You interrobang, "how sick! But if you can't handle it, ...
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The Shimmy: October 2011
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Friday, October 21, 2011. Hahaha, you know? Man, times were tough back then. That's not your husband, it's a witch behind you! Hahaha oh man. I love the old days. Thursday, October 6, 2011. The leaves are falling, the leaves are changing colors, the leaves are landing on your car, and on your driveway. You have to rake the leaves. That means it must be Hallowe'en! Or close to it, anyway. So it's also time for our annual Jack-O-Lantern contest (2011 edition)! All videos must be received by October 3oth!
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The Shimmy: Old Time Hallowe'en
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Friday, October 21, 2011. Hahaha, you know? Man, times were tough back then. That's not your husband, it's a witch behind you! Hahaha oh man. I love the old days. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Shimmy's Top 100 Funny Things. Blogger beware: the goosebumps blog. Your Happy Makes Me Go Oldies.
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The Shimmy: July 2008
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Saturday, July 26, 2008. Dotheshimmy.blogspot.com: your source for HSA/Coalition ringtones. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Dotheshimmy.blogspot.com: your source for HSA/Coal. The Shimmy's Top 100 Funny Things. Blogger beware: the goosebumps blog. Your Happy Makes Me Go Oldies.
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The Shimmy: For Those Who Forsook Us
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010. For Those Who Forsook Us. Hello, "friends.". You decided that, instead of following us on Twitter, which is just about the easiest thing a person can do, you would instead scorn and forsake us. Now, you'll get what's coming to you. A bag of Doritos™! We are proud of you for standing up for what you believe in and refusing to cave in to peer pressure. For that reason, we at The Shimmy staff have pooled our resources and purchased dozens of bags of Doritos.
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The Shimmy: January 2009
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Thursday, January 29, 2009. Entertaining Google Image search [4]. Thursday, January 22, 2009. Listen up, jerks. There have been a lot of rumors about this blog falling asleep or maybe dying and those rumors are squelched. More updates will come. Here's one of our Google image searches, for "Pudding Monster". Labels: Frog and Toad. You Guys are Jerks. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Entertaining Google Image search [4]. Listen up, jerks. The Shimmy's Top 100 Funny Things. Blogger beware: the goosebumps blog.
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The Shimmy: Jack-O-Lantern Contest 2011!
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Thursday, October 6, 2011. The leaves are falling, the leaves are changing colors, the leaves are landing on your car, and on your driveway. You have to rake the leaves. That means it must be Hallowe'en! Or close to it, anyway. So it's also time for our annual Jack-O-Lantern contest (2011 edition)! Please send us videos of you eating your best Jack-O-Lantern. Only one submission per person, please! All videos must be received by October 3oth! All submissions be sent to dotheshimmy@gmail.com.
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The Shimmy: December 2009
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009. Scumbag Haiku #1 and #2. I love you, baby,. Mostly more than anything,. That dress is lovely,. And so are those pearl earrings,. But your face is not. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Scumbag Haiku #1 and #2. The Shimmy's Top 100 Funny Things. Blogger beware: the goosebumps blog. Your Happy Makes Me Go Oldies.
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The Shimmy: May 2011
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Sunday, May 29, 2011. Why I hate pigs. There are so many reasons that I hate pigs. First of all, they're lazy. They lie there like idiots all the time. In the sun. Don't they know it's hot? Plus they have all of that mud and stuff on them, which makes them even hotter. "Get that mud off you, you sickos! I yell at them, but they don't understand because they're so stupid. They make an awful noise, too. All the time. Why would they do that? Thank you, Gordy. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Why I hate pigs.
