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The Enforcer: Praise the Lard: Bonus Breasts
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011. Praise the Lard: Bonus Breasts. I've uncovered more information about Chick-fil-A. Rather than edit it in to the existing article, I'm just going to create a new, much shorter post. Check this out: On the subject of Chick-fil-A. And Connecticut, did you know that the co-administrator of the restaurant's Facebook fan page. Is a Connecticut resident. Are you f-ing kidding me? If you don't believe me. That blows my mind. Bitzer, you got any pull? Let's get a Chick-fil-A. Subscribe to:...
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The Enforcer: Sucking In the 90's: Lithium
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Tuesday, September 6, 2011. Sucking In the 90's: Lithium. Is it possible the decade I refer to as the "horrible, horrible '90s". Really wasn't that bad, musically? So Howard Stern has been on vacation pretty much all summer, if not the entire year. And I probably shouldn't be listening to him with two kids in the car anyways. Whilst scanning the dial on Sirius Radio, I've recently come across a channel at one time I wouldn't dream of listening to: Lithium. Did the guy ever go home? Does anyone remember t...
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The Enforcer: Landscaping Roundup
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011. Hey, this blog is supposed to be about Fairfield County, right? What could be more apropos than pictures of a suburban yard? So let's talk about landscaping, shall we? I don't want no hippie pad, I want a house, just like Mom and Dad! Not to drift off topic, but remember when things looked like this? January 27th, 2011. Holy crap, that's a lot of snow! Wow, what a difference a few months makes. I've got to be the biggest moron alive for living in Connecticut, because I can't st...
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The Enforcer: My PIX11 @ 10 Top 10
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011. My PIX11 @ 10 Top 10. As you may or may not know, I work freelance in the TV news arena. Living in suburban Connecticut, I had always preferred to get my news from New York City. Quite frankly, the Hartford and New Haven stations aren't relevant to me. A Dunkin Donuts armed robbery in Prospect doesn't mean a rat's patootie when you live in lower Fairfield County. PIX 11 slightly tweaked their 10 o'clock show. Slightly? Well, they did a complete overhaul. Have you seen it? I'm ta...
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The Enforcer: September 2011
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Tuesday, September 6, 2011. Sucking In the 90's: Lithium. Is it possible the decade I refer to as the "horrible, horrible '90s". Really wasn't that bad, musically? So Howard Stern has been on vacation pretty much all summer, if not the entire year. And I probably shouldn't be listening to him with two kids in the car anyways. Whilst scanning the dial on Sirius Radio, I've recently come across a channel at one time I wouldn't dream of listening to: Lithium. Did the guy ever go home? Does anyone remember t...
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The Enforcer: Praise the Lard: A Special Report
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011. Praise the Lard: A Special Report. We're Not Here To Talk About Griffen. So let's move on to what this article is about: Chick-fil-A. That wonderful fast food chain that claims to have invented. The chicken sandwich. Now in my mind, the restaurant has always had a "Southern" stigma. "Oh yeah, that's that place you see when you're down in South Carolina, right". But not so fast: A check of their website. And wikipedia reveals that they are now in 39. The Chick-fil-A on the. Apparent...
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The Enforcer: August 2011
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011. My PIX11 @ 10 Top 10. As you may or may not know, I work freelance in the TV news arena. Living in suburban Connecticut, I had always preferred to get my news from New York City. Quite frankly, the Hartford and New Haven stations aren't relevant to me. A Dunkin Donuts armed robbery in Prospect doesn't mean a rat's patootie when you live in lower Fairfield County. PIX 11 slightly tweaked their 10 o'clock show. Slightly? Well, they did a complete overhaul. Have you seen it? I'm ta...
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The Enforcer: The Terrible Truths of the Wedding Videographer
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Monday, June 13, 2011. The Terrible Truths of the Wedding Videographer. Summer is here and for me, that means one thing: Wedding season. But unlike Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn, I’m not on a mission to party up and bang bridesmaids. My objective is to make some coin. Sadly, the whole thing can be a soul-crushing experience. A still from my first gig. How did I ever get my self into this racket? You know damn well I don’t want to attend them, OK, now I’m going to them as a form of income? The bridal prep ...
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The Enforcer: June 2011
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Monday, June 20, 2011. Ooooh, A Celebrity Died…Let's Facebook It! In an effort to the the first to report, I may have screwed up a few of the facts. I'm breaking in here with a special report. This blog presents itself as a (satirical) guide to Fairfield County, but lately it's more of a disgusting dissection of Facebook. We all know that we can break avid Facebookers down into little categories. Let's talk about a certain faction today:. Are junking up my news feed with information I've already got.
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The Enforcer: May 2011
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011. Praise the Lard: Bonus Breasts. I've uncovered more information about Chick-fil-A. Rather than edit it in to the existing article, I'm just going to create a new, much shorter post. Check this out: On the subject of Chick-fil-A. And Connecticut, did you know that the co-administrator of the restaurant's Facebook fan page. Is a Connecticut resident. Are you f-ing kidding me? If you don't believe me. That blows my mind. Bitzer, you got any pull? Let's get a Chick-fil-A. Praise the La...
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