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Exceeding The Mediocre: June 2008

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Friday, June 27, 2008. It Makes me Laugh. The TV series, The Office. George W. Bush. People interviewed on the game show, Street Smarts. Babies running around naked. Frank and Marie Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond. A drunk person dancing. Someone with the wrong number calls speaking in a foreign language. The TV series, Samurai Jack. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Posted by JLS at 8:07 AM. Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Abuse and a New Beginning. Thank you for reading; you're the reason I do this. And I am back.

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Exceeding The Mediocre: November 2008

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Saturday, November 29, 2008. I am a Superwoman, yes I am. One of the greatest artists of our generation and a major, inspirational song dedicated to the women of our world. Posted by JLS at 2:13 AM. Monday, November 24, 2008. Yes, that would be my ideal environment. I bet I could create a lot of meaningful writing there. I would feel invincible, like I could conquer all my fears, unanswered questions and doubts. Posted by JLS at 4:12 AM. Friday, November 21, 2008. That scares me. I need someone to sh...

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Exceeding The Mediocre: December 2006

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Friday, December 15, 2006. Office Supplies and Phalanges. I just sat there staring at her. Of course while I was bandaging myself up, my good 'ole pal called her mom to tell her the news. Jayme was attacked by office supplies." She then smugly looks over at me and mouths the words. "You have one staple left; use it wisely.". I hope that I've taught my readers a valuable lesson through this entry. Be careful out there kids. Posted by JLS at 4:07 PM. Tuesday, December 05, 2006. I can't do it all by myself.

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Exceeding The Mediocre: October 2008

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Thursday, October 30, 2008. The Girl Who Doesn't Talk. As far as I know, no one's seen the inside of her room; I know I haven't. She keeps the light in her room turned on twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Yes, she sleeps with her overhead light on. if she does sleep. I think I'm going to slide a greeting card under her door before I leave town Saturday morning. I'm going to sign it anonymous; I just want to get a point across: She's important. Posted by JLS at 6:59 PM. Monday, October 27, 2008.

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Exceeding The Mediocre: July 2008

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Thursday, July 24, 2008. I'm attracted to major issues, conflicts, etc. and then the struggle that occurs when fighting your way out in order to bring about a sense of peace, happiness or feeling of accomplishment. I mean, who's not inspired by the story of a true underdog? When I was a kid, they used to tell me that I could be anything I wanted to be, no matter what. and. Maybe I am insane, I don't know, but I still believe that. Somewhere along the line we stopped believing. Posted by JLS at 9:06 PM.

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Exceeding The Mediocre: November 2006

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006. The definition of Thanksgiving is giving thanks- go figure. This Thursday of giving thanks and eating sweet potatoes, I am grateful for. Wisdom. Holidays of great and small. People who have changed the world. And last, but most definitely not least, my faithful readers. Posted by JLS at 5:59 AM. Monday, November 20, 2006. Always a Day Late and a Dollar Short. Posted by JLS at 2:43 PM. Wednesday, November 08, 2006. Romans 8:38, 39. He Ain't the Leavin' Kind. But He aint gone, no.

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Exceeding The Mediocre: February 2008

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Friday, February 29, 2008. Friday, July 25, 2008. Http:/ news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080725/ap en ot/obit pausch. Posted by JLS at 7:17 PM. Thursday, February 21, 2008. Let it go [Kirk Franklin]. My momma gave me up when I was four years old. She didn’t destroy my body but she killed my soul. Now it’s cold ‘cause I’m sleeping in my back seat. I understand the spirit’s willing but my flesh is weak. Let him speak, let me speak. I never had a chance to dream. Ten years old and finding love in dirty magazines.

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cita conmigo: December 2006

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Thursday, December 14, 2006. Anotar lo que se ve. Aquello que sea importante. Sabemos ver lo que es importante? Nada nos llama la atención No sabemos ver. Hay que ir más despacio. Casi torpemente. Obligarse a escribir sobre lo que no tiene interés, lo que es más evidente, lo más común, lo más apagado. No escribir etc. Posted by Miguelito at 10:05 AM. Tuesday, December 12, 2006. La mejor polera del universo. Asi no mas. Estoy de cumpleaños el 3 de septiembre, por si acaso. Posted by Miguelito at 11:12 AM.

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Exceeding The Mediocre: November 2007

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Monday, November 19, 2007. Ladies and Gentlemen, Wear Sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experienceI will dispense this advice now. Do one thing everyday that scares you. Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what y...