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Insult

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Jokes For The Week. Jokes For The Day. By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. 1. Never lea. A collection of insults! If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If yo. Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get. I do. Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undert. I think you should live for the mo.

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Holiday

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Jokes For The Week. Jokes For The Day. Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished me. Twas the Night After Christmas. Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza wa. Twas the Night before Finals. T'was the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last mi. A Martha Stewart Christmas. A parent's night before Christmas. Addicted to the Web.

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Blonde

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Jokes For The Week. Jokes For The Day. Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished me. A Blonde For Ever. There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair br. A Blonde With A Gun. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to. A Blonde With A Problem. Are You Really Sure? In a hushed voice.

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Gender

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Jokes For The Week. Jokes For The Day. The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis aff. A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy. A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy. In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to ide. Why it's better to be a Woman! 1 We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems. Because I'm a Guy! Because I'm a Guy. .I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If. NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH.

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Bumper

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Jokes For The Week. Jokes For The Day. OCR - Optical Character Recognition A technology that can take written words and convert them back into com. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. I love animals, they taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "Very. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off n. Well yes and no. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Is it time for your.

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Bar

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Jokes For The Week. Jokes For The Day. You might be a redneck if. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog. You're an. A bet made at the local bar. A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in th. A drunk orders himself a beer. A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats hi. A golf club visits a local bar. A man takes the ferry home from work. A neutron at a bar.

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Animal

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Jokes For The Week. Jokes For The Day. An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes. Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. Here, Piggy, Piggy. An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to fee. I'd Rather Have a Puppy. A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The little.

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Fishing

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Jokes For The Week. Jokes For The Day. The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. B. One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and. A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to. Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He. Did you see that? No," the second guy says.

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Crazy

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Jokes For The Week. Jokes For The Day. You might be a redneck if. There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your c. After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt. A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't. A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He foun. I often feel guilty.