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The Collection of Funny Twitter Status Updates: July 2010
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Friday, July 23, 2010. Funny BP Gulf of Mexico Disaster Tweets. The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct. Safety is our primary concern. Well, profits, then safety. Oh, no- profits, image, then safety, but still- it's right up there. Please DO NOT take or clean any oil you find on the beach. That is the property of British Petroleum and we WILL sue you. What a gorgeous day! The ocean is filled with the most beautiful rainbows! In your face IXTOC! Links to this post.
The Collection of Funny Twitter Status Updates: May 2011
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Saturday, May 21, 2011. Rapture Based Funny Twitter Status Updates. Reporting from the Rapture: Jesus rides a unicorn and farts double rainbows. You guys are gonna freaking LOVE him. Remember Ladies, your body is a temple, not a theme park. I bet all the other animals in the animal kingdom hate dogs because they get credit for the most popular sexual position ever! It's Saturday and I'm single. I should be getting pounded and pleasured. Good morning. What time does the Rapture start? I bet if you play so...
The Collection of Funny Twitter Status Updates: April 2010
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Saturday, April 24, 2010. Funny Assorted Twitter Tweets. I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them. My old English teacher has 26 followers on Twitter. Karma's a bitch, sucka. If using multiple adjectives, put them in increasing order of awesomeness: "the blue, Italian, rocket-propelled, monkey-piloted dirtbike.". I can't yell "Get a room! At couples frenching. Instead, I opt for, "Close your curtains! Or, "Make this trellis harder to climb! No I ...
The Collection of Funny Twitter Status Updates: December 2009
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009. Random Funny Twitter Status Update Tweets. I'm not falling again for the 5-year-old's "eat some spaghetti" trick. It's always Play-Doh. But this fried egg looks delicious. Oh, damn. I have serious ethical problems participating in human cloning experiments. I just couldn't live with myself. Oh, this is my step ladder. My.my real ladder left when I was only 5. I put the "ass" in passive aggressive. But you'd know that if you ever bothered to pay attention. Today I learned two v...
The Collection of Funny Twitter Status Updates: August 2010
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Sunday, August 15, 2010. Look at your tweet, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped tweeting about other things, yours could be like mine. Says when life brings ya down, get up, punch it in the face, and yell “I’m Chuck Norris! I think the best thing about always wearing a clean pair of underwear is you're never really out of coffee filters. You wouldn't think any of my tweets were funny if you knew how many pedestrians I injured while writing them. Dress to make a statement!
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: January 2011
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Sunday, January 23, 2011. Funny Facebook Status Updates About Being Freezing Cold. Just farted and it froze. Damn it's coooold! S shadow froze to the ground today. Damn it's cooooold! Knows it's cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear. Thinks it's dangerous to use metal utensils when it's this cold. Knows it's cold when chickens are running to KFC to use the deep fryer.
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: March 2012
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Saturday, March 17, 2012. St Patrick's Day's Funny Facebook Status Updates. Invites you to spank his leprechaun. Thinks that Neil Patrick Harris is hilarious, but isn't calling him a "Saint" and giving him his own day going a little too far? Then again. He is Legendary! Says ”Knock, knock! 8221; “Who’s there? 8221; “Irish.” “Irish who? Links to this post. Labels: St. Patricks Day.
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: Funny "It's So Hot" Summer based FaceBook Status Updates
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Tuesday, May 15, 2012. Funny "It's So Hot" Summer based FaceBook Status Updates. Knows it's hot when your farts ignite! Knows it's hot when Pamela Anderson's boobs are melting! Knows it's hot when fat guys are making their own gravy! Thinks it's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue! Knows it's hot when Dick Cheney is waterboarding himself! S earwax is melting, it's so hot!
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: September 2011
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Tuesday, September 13, 2011. Funny Back To School Facebook Status Updates. Says if your name was Homework. I'd be doing you right now! Says back in my day, we used to call it "recess". now-a-days, it's referred to as "cease fire". Would often. when I read a book. thank my teacher. At least I used to. until she got an unlisted number. Studying is like student and dying put together. Thinks th...
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: October 2011
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Friday, October 7, 2011. Funny Facebook Warning Status Updates. Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your ass! To change this option, go to Privacy / Personal / Smack Your Ass and uncheck the "You Betcha" box. Just got kicked out of the Zoo! Says if wasn't for me, it would just be aweso. SEND US AN E-MAIL.
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: November 2010
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Friday, November 12, 2010. Funny Facebook Status Updates inspired by The Office. Likes to think one step ahead. Like a carpenter. Who builds stairs. Thinks that the best kind of bear is a Black Bear. Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica! Knows that the eyes are the groin of the head. Has flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? They have no willpower!
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: December 2010
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Friday, December 31, 2010. Funny 2011 New Year's Resolutions for Facebook Status Updates. To create the world's most annoying TV show. "Glee: Jersey Shore Edition" staring Justin Bieber, LeBron James and Oprah as the Chilean Miners. To have each of my resolutions in 140 characters or less! To stop breaking into song at every opportunity. Or atleast stop watching Glee. To marry Kate Middleton.
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: May 2011
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Saturday, May 21, 2011. Pop Philosophy Funny Facebook Status Updates. Really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch? Thinks that Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor, are the most apologetic of the boxed candies. Is reminding you that 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Subscribe to: P...
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: March 2011
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Tuesday, March 8, 2011. Charlie Sheen inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates. Is on a drug, it’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’ It’s not available cuz if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body.”. When you’ve got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it’s like, get with the program dude. Is the new sheriff in town and I have an army of assassins!
The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates: June 2011
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The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates. The world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates. Thursday, June 30, 2011. Funny Canadian Facebook Status Updates for Canada Day. Says happy C eh N eh D eh Day eh! Says only in Canada. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Is not offended by the term "homo milk" because, I am Canadian. Is having a poo. Cheese curds, gravy and fries. Like all other Canadians knows which leaves make for good TP. Happy Canada Day!
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Tuesday, December 6, 2011. Some More Assorted Funny Twitter Status Updates. Darth Vader should of been made to pay back-child support for Luke! Dear 2012, we thought you would have flying cars and robots by now, But congrats anyway on the backwards robes and the rubber bands shaped like animals.Sincerely, 1950. Facebook has allowed me to bring my "He's a distraction to the rest of the class". From grade school to a global scale. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. Links to this post.
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Sunday, August 10, 2008. September 11 Text Mesages. September 11 tragedy is a sad moment in history. We should all remember that thousands died in that day. The act of terrorism has sparked millions of people around the world, who love liberty, to take actions against the radical minds of terrorists. Labels: September 11 text messages. Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Labor Day Text Messages. Labels: 2008 Labor Day Weekend. Sunday, June 22, 2008. Pinoy: Diputah D pa nga ako marunung mag guitara Violence pa!
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010. Yay for Me Wednesday! Well a dear friend of mine reminded me of well, to remember the times we get it right. Today despite being totally stressed about the many thing on my to do list I did something.uncharacteristic. Wow! Want to know what I did? First of all, did you know I really don't like the beach? I know, I know, how could you Rachel? Who cares what I look like to total strangers on the beach? I took FOUR children to the beach! The girls did not bring their suits, but tha...
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