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It in realtime, updating, dropping down to the site as you can see it, reading over the last couple paragraphs, and fixing what looks fixable. There may still be mistakes here and there personally, I might not catch them for days, if ever. But I’m watching for and perfecting what I can. Just in case I’d accidentally implied that I was really good at typing, or something. That explained, let’s move on…. News of the Stoopid. Follow us on twitter.
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News of the Stoopid. Follow us on twitter.
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If you clicked on stupidae.com. Thinking you’d get back to the index, you were wrong. Instead, click on home. To the upper left; or click on the big STUPIDAE. Image, up on the right; or, just click here: stupidae.com. That established, here’s what this is about instead…. Based on tradition, the KindleBook will likely launch at something like a dollar, then slide up to whatever eight or ten bucks [cleverly disguised as US$X.99, of course]; the physical books would end up at whatever it costs throughou...
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I go to Starbucks a lot. No, seriously: a lot. Like, …of times per day. I’m sort of a regular. Now, the good news is that, being something of a regular, and knowing what I like, I don’t always even have to explain why I’m there. I’ll go in; they’ll ask if I just want the usual; I’ll get what I personally refer to as a massive wholemilk mocha latte. So it’s good that they know what I want. Because, otherwise, there’s an Abbot&Costello Skit waiting to happen. BARISTARD: Do you mean ‘venti’?
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Who loves me,. So maybe it’s true;. But she’s never told me why. News of the Stoopid. Follow us on twitter.
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The story so far…. In 1999, I wrote [gonzoed, really] News of the Stoopid. NotS] something of a realtime observation, from 26. December, of available idiocy. And that was okay; I’m just not sure it was terribly scientific. Took some time off; did other stuff. In 2007, from 1. Again; because it was in fact a new and different book, I called it News of the Stupid. Took more time off; did yet other stuff still. Now, it’s been three years since News of the Stupid. Preliminary answers include totally. Obvious...
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Stupidae
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Once the book is finished here at stupidae.com, my intention is to pretty much copypaste the whole thing outta the backend [where it’s not broken up into pages] and into WordPad, in which I’ll be able to change a few hypertext tags to make the book all KindleFriendly; then I compile that to stupidae.prc. And upload it to amazon.com, which’ll further compile it to stupidae.azw. Just in time for people to buy a copy of a book still sitting online here at stupidae.com. News of the Stoopid.
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Written, Online, in Realtime, by Gremlin. Catering by Starbucks, Village Inn, and McCoy’s. This is a work of satire, intended only for purposes of education and entertainment. The opinions herein are not necessarily those of anyone, including, but not limited to, the author. This product is not intended for use by persons with mental ages under eighteen. By proceeding beyond this page, you agree to hold the author and his affiliates, known and unknown, harmless of liability; no warrantees regarding this ...
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So, funny backstory time. Three years ago, and therefore eight years later, due in lesser part to any external demand and more to the sad fact that a book with news. In its title was eight years old, I wrote a second book: News of the Stupid. And, while that time I put way more thought into the layout, therefore preventing it from being directly ported to the Kindle, I also began writing it precisely. News of the Stoopid. Follow us on twitter.
