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Sunday, 29 December 2013. Jennifer's Hierarchy of Fears. It’s the wrong colour. It’s too tight. It makes me look fat. I look fat in everything anyway. It’s too young for me. I look ridiculous in it. Everyone is laughing at me. I can’t show my face in public again. My mouth is dry. I can feel my heartbeat accelerating. My knees are giving way. I’m losing control. I’m useless and a total waste of space. While I’m actually writing down the Hierarchy of Fears. Clarissa will be pleased with me. 8216;Will-powe...
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE: June 2013
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE. Wednesday, 19 June 2013. Mayhem, Murder and Paranormal Activity at Ye Olde Smugglers' Inne. The Olde Smugglers' Inn, Photo: Janet Cameron. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). WRITING - NON FICTION. The Competitive Woman, W.H. Allen, (1988) Mercury Business Books. Translated into Polish, Serbo-Croat, Mandarin Chinese. The Competitive Couple (1990) was commissioned but the publisher went into liquidation, and first serial rights were purchased by the Daily Express. Short Non-fiction: Writi...
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE: Soap Shower
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE. Friday, 3 January 2014. Christmas is getting confusing! I know I am getting older and past it. But, I am so confused by my Christmas presents. My beauty routine was once simple. I had soap to get my body clean, shampoo to clean my hair, hand cream for my hands, anti-aging for my facial wrinkle . S and cheapo any-old-cream from Savers for my legs and arms. I'm guessing shower gel is soapy stuff, so what's shower crème? Oh God, everyone's so darned clever these days! Canterbury Str...
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE: Britain Rocks
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE. Tuesday, 11 March 2014. Proof that Britain rocks. Just watched the delightful Alan Titchmarsh on The British Isles, a Natural History. Some things I didn't know before. We have 50% of the world's bluebells. We have 50% of the world's grey seals. We have 6289 islands. Can you believe it? Baby puffins are called "pufflings." Sweet! We have 250 kinds of Scotch Whisky and each kind tastes different. Just off to check that one out. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Google Janet Came...
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE: November 2013
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE. Wednesday, 27 November 2013. How to Be Funny - Learn how to do Stand-up in Brighton. Contemporary humour is sharp and cutting-edge. You need to be dedicated to make it on the city comedy circuit - a good tutor can show you how. In Victorian times, most comedy was centred around slapstick and wordplay. For example,. One of Victorian comedian Thomas Lawrence's jokes was his advice to bachelors who. According to "A life of funny business" in the weekend magazine supplement to the.
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE: The Absolute Inevitability of Sod's Law
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE. Tuesday, 4 March 2014. The Absolute Inevitability of Sod's Law. Why, oh why, when my bath is white porcelain, and the plug is out, do I end up finding - YET AGAIN - I've shared it with a spider, floating with its eight clenched legs and quite drowned by this time? Was it on the ceiling, waiting for me to get in before it lowered itself into the waters on a silken thread, only to find it couldn't swim? Not very nice for either of us. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). E-book of a...
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Short Fiction Blast : Meals on Legs
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Wednesday, 5 February 2014. Here you are, Sindy," says Mum. Nan's dinner's ready.". Carefully, she places a dab of mint. Sauce beside the lamb and adds a. Little broccoli next to the crispy. Roast potatoes. "They're not too. Crispy, are they? She worries. "Do. You think Nan can chew them, or. Should I put more mash on instead? 8216;They’re fine,’ I assure her. Always covers them in gravy anyway.’. So Mum pops the aluminium lid on top of the plate and hands it to me. 8216;We could all go round. My young b...
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Short Fiction Blast : September 2012
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No posts. Show all posts. No posts. Show all posts. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). WRITING - NON FICTION. The Competitive Woman, W.H. Allen, (1988) Mercury Business Books. Translated into Polish, Serbo-Croat, Mandarin Chinese. The Competitive Couple (1990) was commissioned but the publisher went into liquidation, and first serial rights were purchased by the Daily Express. E-book of award-winning and previously published literary short stories: Frog Heaven and Other Stories (2016). FICTION: Surrogate Lover,...
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Short Fiction Blast : December 2013
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Sunday, 29 December 2013. Jennifer's Hierarchy of Fears. It’s the wrong colour. It’s too tight. It makes me look fat. I look fat in everything anyway. It’s too young for me. I look ridiculous in it. Everyone is laughing at me. I can’t show my face in public again. My mouth is dry. I can feel my heartbeat accelerating. My knees are giving way. I’m losing control. I’m useless and a total waste of space. While I’m actually writing down the Hierarchy of Fears. Clarissa will be pleased with me. 8216;Will-powe...
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE: May 2013
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JUST FLUFF AND NONSENSE. Monday, 13 May 2013. Ever Done Anything this Daft in Your Life? But to actually paint two lots (yes TWO LOTS) of double yellow lines down a little alleyway where you could just about park a pram or a toy car - well, what were those council workers thinking of? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). WRITING - NON FICTION. E-book of award-winning and previously published literary short stories: Frog Heaven and Other Stories (2016). E-books published by decodedpast.com. Linguistics, Semantics ...