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THIS CANNOT BE REAL: A Missed Connections Site for the LIRR
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THIS CANNOT BE REAL: A Missed Connections Site for the LIRR. Posted by Matt Silverman. On Wednesday, November 17, 2010. Labels: Humor du Jour. This Cannot Be Real. Spotted a fresh advertisement as I disembarked from my commute this evening. It was a poster for SYOTT [dot] com, which stands for "Saw You On The Train," obvi. It's a website where you can connect with that stranger you saw across a crowded car but couldn't introduce yourself to because your face was wedged snugly into someone else's armpit.
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As It Turns Out, I'm Hilarious (Vol. 8)
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As It Turns Out, I'm Hilarious (Vol. 8). Posted by Matt Silverman. On Sunday, November 14, 2010. Labels: Best of Twitter. If you're a huge douche bag in real life (IRL) and you're concerned that family, friends and co-workers are going to pile drive you, you may want to divert some of that energy into The Twitter. Is a great place to share all the douchey comments you're too stupid to think of on the spot. Don't be. Take heart in the examples below. He is also the Editorial Director. You can contact him.
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As It Turns Out, I'm Hilarious (Vol. 9)
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As It Turns Out, I'm Hilarious (Vol. 9). Posted by Matt Silverman. On Saturday, July 16, 2011. Labels: Best of Twitter. Is a world renown Ju-Jitsu instructor and a 2007 Mariachi Idol. Semi-finalist who, for some reason, occasionally writes some crap on this blog. He is also the Editorial Director. He also co-writes a satirical news website about cute animals. You can contact him. But we wouldn't advise it. Special thanks to Nick. For bringing Sick Burns into his world. Matt Silverman on Twitter.
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Free Ultimate Outburst (Plus Large Beverage)
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Free Ultimate Outburst (Plus Large Beverage). Posted by Matt Silverman. On Monday, April 04, 2011. Where to get it:. Is a world renown Ju-Jitsu instructor and a 2007 Mariachi Idol. Semi-finalist who, for some reason, occasionally writes some crap on this blog. He is also the Editorial Director. He also co-writes a satirical news website about cute animals. You can contact him. But we wouldn't advise it. Special thanks to Nick. For bringing Sick Burns into his world. Matt Silverman on Twitter.
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The LIRR: Improving Train Safety, One Def Jam at a Time
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The LIRR: Improving Train Safety, One Def Jam at a Time. Posted by Matt Silverman. On Monday, August 02, 2010. Labels: Humor du Jour. This Cannot Be Real. My monthly Long Island Railroad ticket costs over $200. You'd think that price tag would earn you some suburban luxuries, like complimentary peanuts, a moist towelette, or a. Every now and again. Turns out, my fare has gone and funded this little gem, which loops infinitely on Penn Station's shiny new HD TVs:. Now I'm going to. You can contact him.
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I See How It Is, @BorowitzReport
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I See How It Is, @BorowitzReport. Posted by Matt Silverman. On Sunday, October 03, 2010. Labels: Humor du Jour. Lure his ass in with Whitney Houston. I read somewhere he is OBSESSED with her. October 7, 2010 at 9:32 AM. Duly noted, and Gold Star enroute to your address. October 7, 2010 at 3:46 PM. Glad Borowitz is only human. Havent we all done that at one point or another? November 2, 2010 at 8:04 AM. Is a world renown Ju-Jitsu instructor and a 2007 Mariachi Idol. He is also the Editorial Director.
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The McSilvers Went to Africa and All You Got Was This @%!#$! YouTube Video
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The McSilvers Went to Africa and All You Got Was This @%! Posted by Matt Silverman. On Thursday, September 23, 2010. OK, so it's not. A YouTube video. The Great Google (hallowed be thy name) would not let me to upload a vid so chock-full of. Shakes fist at Universal Music Group*. Go ahead and watch our vacation video, in which we gallivant around Johannesburg and Cape Town in the wake of the World Cup. It's kind of like The Amazing Race. But without the racing, and more penguins. Check out a few of Lauren.
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Free Glove
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Posted by Matt Silverman. On Sunday, January 23, 2011. Where to get it:. Is a world renown Ju-Jitsu instructor and a 2007 Mariachi Idol. Semi-finalist who, for some reason, occasionally writes some crap on this blog. He is also the Editorial Director. He also co-writes a satirical news website about cute animals. You can contact him. But we wouldn't advise it. Special thanks to Nick. For bringing Sick Burns into his world. Matt Silverman on Twitter. Heckling From The Balcony. Keep Calm and Soldier On.