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What Do I Know? : The Kids Are Alright (the PBS Kids aren't)
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What Do I Know? I'm not as angry as I should be. Wednesday, April 8, 2015. The Kids Are Alright (the PBS Kids aren't). Today, I examine the PBS Kids. Lineup. Not only do I discover just how insipid this shit is, but I find out that it's an abomination of the worst sort. Kind of like Nancy Reagan. As you can see, the PBS Kids. But anyway, let's have a look at their craptastic shows. It's not completely without merit, but still is annoying. The Kratt brothers should be locked up. Maybe an exclamation point.
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What Do I Know? : Thornhill - Apparently Not Very Hot
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What Do I Know? I'm not as angry as I should be. Tuesday, October 26, 2010. Thornhill - Apparently Not Very Hot. Here's the insulting, bullshit summary from my report from an allegedly qualified radiologist. In regards to the MRI: ". unremarkable. Appearance of the brain.". In regards to the MRA: ". unremarkable. It's a terrible thing to be judged as unremarkable. The major flow voids appear unremarkable. The globes, orbits, and mastoid air cells are unremarkable. November 8, 2010 at 1:09 PM. Just about ...
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What Do I Know? : This Rare Disease is Amazing!
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What Do I Know? I'm not as angry as I should be. Sunday, January 4, 2015. This Rare Disease is Amazing! So, I've been recently (over a year now) diagnosed with Multiple System Atrophy. It's a disease of exclusion, meaning that it's the doctor way of saying, "I don't fucking know. Have you tried The 700 Club. I wrote all about this here. Q: Your tolerance began changing? A: Didn't I just say that? Q: You can't answer a question with a question. Q: I don't like you. A: Opinions vary. Next questioner. Maybe...
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What Do I Know? : September 2014
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What Do I Know? I'm not as angry as I should be. Saturday, September 27, 2014. Camping With a Dictator. Today's installment of Camping With a Dictator. Features the notorious and hugely popular Kim Jong-un. We roast hot dogs and marshmallows over a fire, and Kim (we call him Kim but you'd better call him the 'Excellent and Revered Leader' or your family will spend Christmas in a Prison Camp (that's a Bing Crosby song, by the way) whipped out his guitar and treated us to Bob Dylan classics. The food was t...
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What Do I Know? : December 2014
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What Do I Know? I'm not as angry as I should be. Monday, December 29, 2014. We're going to put you in a wheel-barrow and leave you under that awning. That way you can keep an eye on my new Mercedes.". Dr F-something is a skinny Indian dude who always looks like he's midway through a 112 hour shift. He never has anything good to say. You see, we're running dangerously close to hitting forty percent occupancy.". Is my bed on fire? I ask, plaintively. What are you doing with that hacksaw? I need your arms f...
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What Do I Know? : I thought I should tell you
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What Do I Know? I'm not as angry as I should be. Friday, October 15, 2010. I thought I should tell you. So, I'm all fucked up. Perhaps it's a form of payback by your god for something I did. Judging by what I've seen, I don't think your god is involved much in the day-to-day operations here on Earth, I doubt he's even heard about me, so I don't believe my own theory, and I don't believe in the nutty old man's existence anyway. But it's perfectly normal to ask “why me? 8220;A dingo stole my bay-he! When I...
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What Do I Know? : By The Way, I'm Stupid
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What Do I Know? I'm not as angry as I should be. Monday, July 13, 2015. By The Way, I'm Stupid. In today's installment of 'The Stupidest Conversation of the Day,' we explore a stupid conversation I had today. The Bingo lady asked me, "Are you going to fucking play Bingo? Hilda of the SS meant that she would randomly call out random numbers, randomly selected by a military grade tumbler whose randomness is checked twice a month by a psychopath with a clipboard and a ruler. Anyway, by play. Heres a re...
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What Do I Know? : Exclamation Point
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What Do I Know? I'm not as angry as I should be. Sunday, December 14, 2014. Let's examine the exclamation point, shall we? It's the Ranch dressing of the punctuation world. It's like croutons on a salad. It livens up any bland statement. Please see the following for some real world examples of statement livening. The jury found the teen guilty. They sentenced him to death.". Pretty drab. Now see what happens when we add an exclamation point. The jury found the teen guilty. They sentenced him to death!
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What Do I Know? : July 2015
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What Do I Know? I'm not as angry as I should be. Tuesday, July 14, 2015. The local news is all in a twitter (I didn't look at Twitter) over American Pharoah visiting. The horse said, "Triple Crown? After a reporter explained the elusive achievement, the horse further said, "I was just trying to get that fucker with the pituitary disorder off my back. He beats me too. And who put this wreath on my neck? It looks stupid and I'm allergic. I'm going to get a fucking rash.". Monday, July 13, 2015. A couple of...
