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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! Wedding Registry- The Biggest Farce On Earth. Middot; First World Problems. Middot; Pop Culture. Middot; Super Hot Mess. Wedding Registry- The Biggest Farce On Earth. March 9, 2017. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window). Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window). Click to print (Opens in new window). Hot Mess and The Pediatricians. Click...
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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! Schooling Myself On MLK. Middot; Presidential Election. Schooling Myself On MLK. January 17, 2017. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window). Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window). Click to print (Opens in new window). Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window). Click to share on Google (Opens in new window). January 11, 2017. Click ...
Pet Peeves of the Movie Theater
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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! Middot; Pop Culture. Pet Peeves of the Movie Theater. January 6, 2017. Do I even have to list this out? When you are thrown in a large auditorium with strangers, after paying the same amount it costs to feed a family of 4 at Ruth Chris Steak House, there are bound to be issues. Their kid whining about wanting a second helping of $5 cotton candy. That $5 cotton candy is 50% of the reason your kid is now bouncing off the walls. If you want to bring you...Becau...
Turned 40 Today & Everyone Is Dying!
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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! Middot; Super Hot Mess. Turned 40 Today & Everyone Is Dying! December 29, 2016. At this point, I’m ready to put Betty White, Mick Jagger and Elton John in a luxury bomb shelter. Something tells me by the time they emerge, Betty would be pregnant and we all know who the father is. But that’s beside the point. Oh my God, awesome! What would the main character-Ragnar, do tonight? Screw another shield maiden? Discover his 23rd child? Killed him on MY BIRTHDAY!
Stuff I Hate To Do
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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! Middot; Getting to Know You. Stuff I Hate To Do. January 7, 2017. Seriously, I am truly a positive person. If you remove the stupidity of Kenneth from 30 Rock, his demeanor is my overall approach daily. But I’ll be real, there is shit I hate to do. The below makes me roll my eyes and probably ages me by 24-36 hours. How about you? Am I just a lazy, whiny ass? Why does hair even grow back at this point? Sure, I did it on my birthday but you know what? We̵...
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A hot mess looking for other hot messes out there. We are not alone. Middot; Pop Culture. Middot; Super Hot Mess. Elf on the the Shelf-Day 1. November 27, 2016. What my son sees upon waking:. A delightful little elf named Zipper just wanting to play video games. In fact, he even has his own special soccer uniform, because I am that good. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Google (Opens in new window). Elf on the Shelf. February 22, ...
7 thoughts on Disney's new release: Beauty & the Beast | Jot to Jot
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Food & Drink. Out & About. March 26, 2017. 7 Thoughts on Disney’s New Cinema Release: Beauty & The Beast. This weekend marks the second time in the entire history of my life that I am watching a film at the cinema more than once. The last time it happened was approximately fourteen years ago when ‘Love Actually’ came out. (And ironically, coincides with the recent ‘Red Nose Day Actually’ sequel! Tonight I am taking Sam to the cinema to see the much talked about ‘Beauty and the Beast’. Beauty and the Beast.
January 2016 – The Shameful Sheep
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Shit storms, shame, and stories that make you cringe. For the love of god – make it stop. January 31, 2016. Dear random woman in the movie theater last night,. It took every ounce of my being to refrain from getting up, bitch slapping you, and dumping my blue raspberry slushie on your head. You know how they ask you to ‘please silence your cell phones? 8217; The same goes with your trap. For the love of God – keep it shut. Have any of you seen The Revenant? Vd can ruin your teen years. January 29, 2016.
expose yourself to me – The Shameful Sheep
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September 13, 2016. Expose yourself to me. I’m still slowly finding my way out of the sludge of my months-long-hiatus on this blog. I’m not sure why it takes me so long to write a post now, but I’ve been plagued with some pretty severe writer’s block. Everything I write makes me cringe like a 14-year-old who has parents that go out of their way to embarrass them as many ways as possible. (. Damn, those years were rough. I used to crank out posts every other day, but now I’m only managing one a week.
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So, this website is simply for people who enjoy my sense of humor. I got the idea years ago in my early twenties when I was working for a beer manufacturer, touring around the country doing crazy things. I would post my road-reports and send mass emails to my friends. During those days I was once in Chicago, on break, and at a random party where I knew just a few people. A girl was introduced and after hearing my name said, “I get your emails – I love them! January 26, 2012 at 11:20 pm. I love the premis...
Duh'Merica | …..teasing the stunted masses with my opposable thumbs…. | Page 2
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8230;teasing the stunted masses with my opposable thumbs…. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. Newer posts →. Milf deconstructed (a poem). March 6, 2017. Each day, cotton candy fluffy marshmallow clouds. Floating between comments of. Hubby home from work, healthy dinner served,. Glass of $50 wine that is difficult to pronounce so it must be fucking great. Tongue down throat, barely make it to the bed, face in the pillow. Deep, penetrating cock inside you like he. True, fucking, love.
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8230;teasing the stunted masses with my opposable thumbs…. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay." Tool I'm a writer, I'm an atheist, I'm a social commentator. Red, White and Boo (a poem). March 8, 2017. I see your Katie Perry. And I raise you Beyonce. What ever happened to real art, like the Fat Boys? Now, just splendid drivel cascading from the youthful mouth.
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Wednesday, July 6, 2011. Who says.who says you're not perfect. Yesterday I was vacuuming the living room and trying to figure out where to vacuum next. Well, Audry was a step ahead of me. She had it all planned out for me. So…the dining room was next. A little piece of advice for you too. Do you ever feel lonely? Just wish you had SOMETHING to do? And lastly, here’s proof that B and I have the absolute cutest kids ever…. Remember, I told you I was a mess from the beginning. Sunday, June 26, 2011. I have ...
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October 16, 2015. I wrote this post about 7 weeks ago and never posted it. Our bedtime routine is probably not unlike most families with two little kids. It’s tough. It’s lengthy. It’s noisy. It’s frustrating. These little people should be exhausted by the time the day is finally over, you know you are, but they’re not…. Read More ». Posted in All Posts. My “No Plan” Plan. September 20, 2015. Do you know anyone who’s been pregnant forever? Read More ». Posted in All Posts. Lost in IKEA Purgatory. Saturda...
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Things I Can’t Say At Work. 8211; Lazy Lady Eggnog Fudge Recipe. December 11, 2015. Who’s excited for this Eggnog Fudge Recipe! Quick update on my life – new location, sort of. We’re back in VA. New JOB! Woohoo. I am already a bajillion times happier. The only bad thing about my new job is that one of the girls in the office owns a bakery on the side. She’s a professional baker, and I am not. I am a wreck who gets flour everywhere every time I bake anything. So, I am totally. The general premise is to me...
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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! Man Maid- Keepin’ It Awkward Since 2013. Middot; First World Problems. Man Maid- Keepin’ It Awkward Since 2013. January 12, 2017. I awoke to my phone ringing at 6:10 a.m yesterday. It was the school district calling to inform us we were on yet another 2 hour delay, due to icy conditions. “Icy conditions? Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window). Click ...
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A hot mess looking for other hot messes out there. We are not alone. Middot; Pop Culture. Middot; Super Hot Mess. Elf on the the Shelf-Day 1. November 27, 2016. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Google (Opens in new window). Click to print (Opens in new window). Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window). Getting to Know You. I’m Not M.I.A. November 5, 2016. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). October 1, 2016.
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Friday, May 29, 2015. Why I shouldn't go to church. It's been a while since I've written. Life has gotten much more fast paced, things are changing, life keeps going no matter how I tell myself that one day it will slow down, but I'll get into that another time. Let me start by saying this. I love God above ALL else! God is PERFECT love. I love His church and His people. I am one of them. We are not perfect, but we are the body of Christ! Have they been rejected, ignored, asked not to come back? We see t...
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Definition: to produce, to create. November 29, 2012. An exhibition running from December 10-January 18, 2013, at the Robert Hillestad Textiles Gallery, evolved from the Department of Textiles, Merchandising and Fashion Design Graduate Seminar course Design Perspectives and Issues. The student artists featured discuss their work:. Changing Leaves and Halloween. October 3, 2012. I paused last night, to enjoy the crisp air, changing leaves, and the lingering homesickness for the PA Turnpike and that gorgeo...
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8220;The Year My Marriage Almost Broke” as featured on Scary Mommy. February 9th, 2016 Add a Comment. Why being a bad “parent” makes me a good “mom”. Admittedly, I’m never going to be in the running for Parent of the Year. Never, ever, EVER going to happen. Ever. {ever} Sometimes my house is a mess. Sometimes I forget to pay … Read more ». I want to DO, not HAVE. Admittedly, I am a travel whore. But really, I think I am an ‘experience’ whore. I want to DO something all of the time! Admittedly, I’m ...
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