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TOM'S BLOG: LOVE AND MARRIAGE
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Tuesday, September 30, 2008. Perhaps your thinking “Tom you don’t sound like the guy I’d call to conduct my marriage ceremony.” I’d agree with you, when Paul and Malissa called me up to ask if I would do it … I did one of those, “this is Tom O’Keefe . You know that right? So maybe it’s not that odd that Paul and Malissa would ask me to be their celebrant. While I have yet to tie the k...I accep...
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TOM'S BLOG: February 2008
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Sunday, February 17, 2008. POLITICAL EMAIL FUN . BE WARNED! I am not a political person. That does not, however, prevent me from voicing my opinion when asked or voting in an election when required. Unfortunately, it also doesn't prevent family, friends, family friends, and strangers from sending me emails promoting their own or condemning others' political views. Original Message- - -. Getting...
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TOM'S BLOG: October 2006
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Tuesday, October 31, 2006. Driving to Tahoe Stinks. But I'm back. For now. Just wanted to ramble on about . well, you can read the title "DRIVING TO TAHOE STINKS." I mean, it really does. Police incidents - none. Fights with the girlfriend - none. Time - ok, more than 7 hours there, but barely, not enough to bitch about it. No, the fast food stop did not make me gassy. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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TOM'S BLOG: Liars & Thieves
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Sunday, July 20, 2008. This is a piece I wrote and performed for a show called "THE LIT THING." The theme, as the title sets out, was "Liars and Thieves." If you've seen any of my stand up, you may recognize some of the stuff below. He’s on the other side of the continent, soundly sleeping, but I just heard my father gasp. Nail him up on a tree? Make it a crime to be christian? Despite this les...
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TOM'S BLOG: I have a cold, that rhymes with ...
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Monday, November 30, 2009. I have a cold, that rhymes with . The answer is not bold. Its old folks, old. Yes I'm having a bit of a poor pitiful pearl party, there's no doubt about that. The cold doesn't help, nor does looking in the mirror and going "GAWD, HOLY CRAP YOU LOOK OLD.". Now am I old? What if I never have a place of my own? What if I end up an old(er), hairy(er) hobo? Celebrating the...
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TOM'S BLOG: September 2008
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Tuesday, September 30, 2008. Perhaps your thinking “Tom you don’t sound like the guy I’d call to conduct my marriage ceremony.” I’d agree with you, when Paul and Malissa called me up to ask if I would do it … I did one of those, “this is Tom O’Keefe . You know that right? So maybe it’s not that odd that Paul and Malissa would ask me to be their celebrant. While I have yet to tie the k...I accep...
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TOM'S BLOG: POLITICAL EMAIL FUN ... BE WARNED!!
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Sunday, February 17, 2008. POLITICAL EMAIL FUN . BE WARNED! I am not a political person. That does not, however, prevent me from voicing my opinion when asked or voting in an election when required. Unfortunately, it also doesn't prevent family, friends, family friends, and strangers from sending me emails promoting their own or condemning others' political views. Original Message- - -. Getting...
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TOM'S BLOG: May 2007
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Tuesday, May 08, 2007. It may not be funny but it may prove I'm losing my mind. OK, have fun. Take comfort in the fact that I deleted half of this ridiculous survey. DONT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS ONE. 1 Describe your ex in two words:. 2 Do you have a favorite type of pen? 3 Look at your planner for May 14th, what are you doing? 4 What does the 4th text in your inbox say? Sex color. That's ...
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TOM'S BLOG: HELP FROM THE EMAIL GODS
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Thursday, February 07, 2008. HELP FROM THE EMAIL GODS. OK, so I haven't published the GIANTS piece yet . its a work in progress. I did, however, have to publish this email I received:. Subject "CHANGE YOUR MALE ORGAN SIZE" which I wasn't even gonna open, cause I don't play the organ . Its helpful, informative, and a wonderful display of how easy it is to destroy the english language.
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TOM'S BLOG: January 2007
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Ramblings, rants, and other often unwelcomed communications from a 30 something guy who maybe just needs a hug. Wednesday, January 24, 2007. Two pairs of eyes are watching me now, from the couch and the ledge by the window. Faerieland shines in those eyes. And I must leave you, for it's the witching hour and a full moon is rising. . . .". A variation of the phrase, however, was used even earlier than that, by the Bard himself. That's right, good ole Willy S wrote this in his golden oldy HAMLET:. Well it ...
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