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Monday Update: Burger King Claims Fourth Victim
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Sunday, October 09, 2005. Burger King Claims Fourth Victim. If you smell an unexplained odor of french fries, or you suspect there is a mascot stalking you, get to a safe, well-lit area immediately and dial 911. This wisdom posted by OZ @ 12:23 AM. Comments: Post a Comment. CO, United States. View my complete profile. Will Someone Please Whack Geraldo? The Problem With Dogs.
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Monday Update: Laverne Vs. Shirley
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Saturday, February 19, 2005. Laverne Vs. Shirley. Continuing this week’s theme of America’s Shameful. Reading between the lines. Laverne and Shirley Theme Song Lyrics. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Schemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. We're gonna do it! Noun (Yiddish) a dolt who is a habitual bungler [syn: shlemiel]. Doin' it our way. Squiggy: T...
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Monday Update: Bring Me the Head of Ralph Macchio
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Thursday, February 17, 2005. Bring Me the Head of Ralph Macchio. Fame on, Fame off. Ralph Macchio reflects on films that made him famous. By Douglas HydeSpecial to CNN.com. Special Monday Update extended commentary in super blue text. Tuesday, February 8, 2005 Posted: 11:36 AM EST (1636 GMT). Particularly a certain phrase. Hey Ralph, wax on, wax off! What I *could* do was d...
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Monday Update: The Problem With Dogs
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Saturday, August 20, 2005. The Problem With Dogs. Don't try this at home. Consider.the hot dog. The *wiener* if you prefer. Tube steak. It’s a nasty food made of ground-up bits of things you wouldn’t feed your dog (no pun intended here) mixed with other things that aren’t normally considered food like, say, sawdust and insect parts. 8 buns = 4 buns left. 8 buns = urp! All t...
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Monday Update: The Thing Speaks for Itself
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Tuesday, February 22, 2005. The Thing Speaks for Itself. A few of my thoughts on the late Hunter S. Thompson. A man who turns a .45 on himself is serious about his suicide. Loathing is how hollow it all sounds. But, who am I to judge- I don't have the chops or the heart to attempt it either. This article, sent by. Has something worthwhile to say. Let the good times roll.
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Monday Update: Nice Shot...Dick!
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Sunday, February 12, 2006. Ready, aim.stupidity. Cheney accidentally shoots hunting companion. By JoAnne Allen Sun Feb 12, 7:44 PM ET. I have been in semi-retirement, but I felt compelled to share this with you. The story I pulled right from MSNBC, and added my own commentary in blue text. Enjoy. Smells like a hunter-gate scandal. Vice President.Quail.draw your ...Katharine...
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Monday Update: Hollywood Declares, “We’re All Tapped Out”
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Sunday, August 07, 2005. Hollywood Declares, We’re All Tapped Out. I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but that talking Quizno’s baby is pretty damn creepy. You know what else sucks? Wasn’t worth going back for. Contrary to what the Marines may tell you, there are just some times when it’s totally right and necessary to leave a man behind. Same story on the. It was the...
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Monday Update: Ring of Fire
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Sunday, October 09, 2005. Let me begin by saying that this is not funny at all. In the same sense that accidentally mistaking butter for cheese and eating it and having severe cramping etc. is also. I was awakened from a delightful nap this afternoon to the sound of my wife screaming, Help me, help me! Okay, back to the bathroom. I’m standing over her, still groggy from...
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Monday Update: *So* Not in Kansas Anymore
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Saturday, March 19, 2005. So* Not in Kansas Anymore. I make the turn onto Bourbon Street. The Rue Bourbon is world famous for jazz and hurricanes A fruity but powerful concoction involving rum and profound suffering and sense of despair the next morning. I stumble up to the bouncer in a haze of anticipation. I feel that planets subtly align themselves. This is. Plasma scree...
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Monday Update: I'll Have a Hot Christmas
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Subtract line 42 from line 40. If line 42 is greater than line 40, surrender immediately to your local U.S. Internal Revenue office. Saturday, August 13, 2005. I'll Have a Hot Christmas. Ahead of the curve- way, way ahead. He shouts something incoherent about Reality TV and. An assortment of wreaths, children, and empty Michelob bottles decorate the front porch. No really, I inquire, What. It’s summer, man. He raises his staple gun in the air like Excalibur and shouts, woop Woop WOOP! We also have a fine...
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