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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: July 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Sunday, July 02, 2006. I got out of skool erly 2day cuz its sunday. the principle of my college sez i havta stay late on sundays so taht i cleen the blackboard but all we end up doing is givin him oral sex. i wuz told taht collleges dont even hav principaels but this guy swears on a stack of bihbbles taht its true. But he sez he cam down wit sum sorta rash round his privates an he was coffing preddy hard so he culdnt make it 2day. The REAL Mark Harmon.
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Admin Worm: October 2005
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Monday, October 31, 2005. This is not April Fool's Day. See my "Mad as hell" post below. This is not a joke. Read for yourself.and weep:. Ashlee Simpson has trumped Rod Stewart by landing the second US Billboard Top 200 No. 1 of her career this week.The pop featherweight bows in with "I Am Me", the follow up to 2004's "Autobiography" to lead a number of veteran acts into the top ten, reports Nielsen SoundScan/Billboard. Posted by Admin Worm at 9:47 AM. Posted by Admin Worm at 7:02 AM. And again. And ...
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Admin Worm: December 2005
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Wednesday, December 28, 2005. Busy Sorry. Not much time to blog. Second week as an editorial assistant at the Gazette and it's reminiscent of when I began as an intern at AM 1500 radio: I clearly have a lot to learn about the industry. I have some ideas floating through my head regarding my writing that are interesting, to say the least. Usually I jinx it by spilling the beans and never coming through, so in this instance I'm going to bite my tongue, post my column, and go about my business. Without her ...
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Admin Worm: March 2006
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Friday, March 31, 2006. Not that anyone gives a rat’s ass, but I’ve had too much happening this week to find time to blog. A couple of interesting notes. First, I was preparing to register for another semester of college at Normandale and discovered that I have but eight credits to go before I can transfer to the U of M. I’m taking six credits over the summer and plan to take a foreign language (finally) in the fall, meaning spring 2007 I’ll be (hopefully) attending a real college. Monday, March 27, 2006.
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Admin Worm: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005. RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Is on CBS, 7:00 Central Time. I'm not normally the sentimental type, but. A Charlie Brown Christmas. Are the two occasions each year I allow myself to well up a little (not full-blown cry, mind you) at something as insipid as a television show. NOT A DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE. Yesterday I blogged about the various folks I link to on my blog. Word on the street is that my pal Stacy. Anyway, if you're the praying type, ...
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: April 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Tuesday, April 25, 2006. I Have Taken a Bride. Last night, in a large ceremony, I have taken a bride. Her name is Helen Thomas. Last night, as well, we consummated our wedding vows in the most ribald manner, using sundry sex toys of the most diabolical nature. I shall describe the entire night after the wedding, to you, in detail:. I hope you enjoy life as much as I. Good day to you, sirs and ma'ams. Posted by Sir Lord Assmunch @ 9:02 AM. And i got no answer.
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: May 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Monday, May 29, 2006. Hapy 4th of july everywon. 2dae teh nashuns foundrs founded this nashun. tehy sined the dclirashun of indeepndnence an thats y we celibraet mmoreal dae. Im off 2 lite some fierwurks an grll on my patio. Posted by wilhelmina @ 12:55 PM. Wednesday, May 24, 2006. I cunt wait 4 unmericihn idl tonite cuz it is my favrit sho espoecially when merk hurmin sings the ncis song doot dee doot dee doot. Posted by wilhelmina @ 1:37 PM. Fired, Am I?
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: August 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Sunday, August 20, 2006. Happy labour day evrywon. im bac frm my trip 2 teh south pacific. i hyung out in thailand for a while and then made a be line for the suez canal. after that, i stopd by juarez, mexico for a drink of strawbery wine ontop of the dunes facing east, wehre i pissd myself so badly i had 2 b taken 2 teh hospital. Anywy, im bak an betr than ever. but im havng a hrd time geting bak in2 teh swing of tihngs, if u follow my drift.
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: June 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Tuesday, June 13, 2006. Im doing a relly graet impreshun of my hero, kristophr walkin. can u tel? Hey, why don u guys suc on my nuts. lik taht? Taht wuz preddy gud, huh? Heres my impreshun of jack palance. hey, why don u suck on my salty nutsack. Posted by wilhelmina @ 2:19 PM. Reese Witherspoon, America's Sweetheart. Franky Buttafuoco, Paraplegic Mailperson. Elvis, The King, AKA The Carjacker Gourmet. The REAL Mark Harmon. Starwilde, the Majikal Unicorn.
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: February 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Friday, February 24, 2006. That's Riiiiiiiight. I am here, and my penis is here, so never fear. SMITH, is here. I have been watching oooooold episodes ofmyfavorite.shoooow! Have you seen the webpage with some of my more famous utterances! It's as delicious as Watermellon Bubblisious! Here is a rather PROVOCATIVE picture of me and my friend, the ROBOT. How I slithered on up his steamy steel hole and placed my pinky peepee in it! Tuesday, February 21, 2006.