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Investment Banker Jokes: October 2010
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A collection of my favorite investment banker jokes. Saturday, October 23, 2010. How Bad Is The Economy? Let me share another good one from a Casey Research. The economy is so bad that…. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that? CEOs are now playing miniature golf. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them. This collection fi...
Investment Banker Jokes: June 2010
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A collection of my favorite investment banker jokes. Tuesday, June 8, 2010. Q Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A The Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a Little prophet. Q Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My Life As An IBanker Series.
Investment Banker Jokes: December 2008
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A collection of my favorite investment banker jokes. Monday, December 1, 2008. Q: What is the one thing Wall Street and the Olympics have in common? December 1, 2008). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Preview: Investment Banker On Life blog. My Life As An IBanker Series. Which announced my ibanker jokes in MySpace, I decided to republish those jokes in this new blog. Hope you enjoy these jokes as much as I did.
Investment Banker Jokes: December 2009
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A collection of my favorite investment banker jokes. Sunday, December 13, 2009. My online friend Oleg Palamarchuk. One day the teacher-polyglot met his old friend who shared his problem:. 8220;I have owed a thousand dollars and can’t give back.”. 8220;One thousand dollars? 8221; the teacher re-asked him. “I see you’re a poor man.”. 8220;If you owed $ 10,000 you would be a small enterpriser. If you owed $ 100,000 you would be a middle enterpriser. If you owed $ 1,000,000 you would be a serious businessman.
Investment Banker Jokes: November 2008
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A collection of my favorite investment banker jokes. Sunday, November 30, 2008. This one came from my email today. Originally titled, "How the bank bailout works," I thought it's more of a securitization joke given the pyramiding aspect of transactions involved, so I re-titled this accordingly:. Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him? Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.
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Quote It To Me: Ten Funny Wall Street Quotes
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Friday, June 25, 2010. Ten Funny Wall Street Quotes. I made a killing on Wall Street ago.I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx. When asked what the stock market will do, J.P. Morgan (1837-1913) (banker, financier, businessman) replied: "It will fluctuate.". Ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P 500? Wall Street", 1987).
Quote It To Me: December 2007
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Tuesday, December 25, 2007. Ten Quotes on Christmas. How do you feel today? What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, and not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented against you?
Quote It To Me: April 2008
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Monday, April 28, 2008. Ten Quotes on Love and Marriage. Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. -Amy Bloom. In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -Samuel Butler. Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping t...
Quote It To Me: Ten Quotes on Failure
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Ten Quotes on Failure. I can't get over the fact that the Philippine Team to the 2008 Beijing Olympics failed to bag any medal. Philippine President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. Is reportedly “not happy,” too, over our medal shutout in the recently-concluded Olympic games. Look, Michael Phelps. There are two...
Quote It To Me: July 2008
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Thursday, July 24, 2008. The Ten Favorite Ancient Chinese Proverbs of Radovan Karadzic. You could only recognize him if you know him by the sound of his voice,” according to a wartime friend of Mr. Karadzic. But then, there is no perfect crime and crime does not pay, so there goes his ingenious disguise. The New York Times. Mr Da...
Quote It To Me: May 2008
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Saturday, May 31, 2008. Ten Quotes on Innovation. Well, when you're trying to create things that are new, you have to be prepared to be on the edge of risk. -Michael Eisner. When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts. -Larry Ellison. Chance favors only the prepared mind. -Louis Pasteur.
Quote It To Me: Ten Barack Obama Jokes
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Monday, November 10, 2008. Ten Barack Obama Jokes. US comedians are saying that they will miss George W. Bush, as Mr. Obama apparently is not as easy as Dubya to joke about. Dubya, a card-bearing anti-intellectual (like Sarah Palin? Michelle Obama." -Jay Leno. Last night, after Barack Obama was declared the winner, President Bush...
Quote It To Me: February 2008
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Wednesday, February 20, 2008. Ten Quotes on Corruption. Movement materializing (being euphimistically labelled today as "communal action" by the Catholic Church heirarchy) from "zero" to "more than 50% probability". The accomplice to the crime of corruption is frequently our own indifference. -Bess Myerson. It is said that power ...
Quote It To Me: November 2008
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Monday, November 10, 2008. Ten Barack Obama Jokes. US comedians are saying that they will miss George W. Bush, as Mr. Obama apparently is not as easy as Dubya to joke about. Dubya, a card-bearing anti-intellectual (like Sarah Palin? Michelle Obama." -Jay Leno. Last night, after Barack Obama was declared the winner, President Bush...
Quote It To Me: March 2008
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Quote It To Me. My online collection of favorite quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia and interesting video clips. Quotes from "Tuesdays With Morrie". Click image for direct access. Sunday, March 23, 2008. Ten Quotes on Faith. Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is theoretically possible. -William James. Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to. -George Seaton. Faith means not wanting to know what is true. -Friedrich Nietzche. To one who has faith, no explanation is ...
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Investment Banker Jokes
A collection of my favorite investment banker jokes. Wednesday, December 28, 2011. Quotable J.P. Morgan. When asked what the stock market will do, J.P Morgan (1837-1913), the banker, financier, businessman replied:. Photo Courtesy: Google Images. Resolving to surprise her husband, an INVESTMENT BANKER's wife pops by his office. She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap. Labels: credit crunch jokes. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Preview: Investment Banker On Life blog.
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