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Follow my attempts to exorcise my writing demons by only writing things that are funny. If they're not funny, at least they'll be pretty silly. If they're not silly, at least they'll be mildly amusing. If not amusing, at least they'll be short.
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I Can Write Funny: February 2015
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Friday, February 27, 2015. Things I Learned in Costa Rica. Last week I was in Costa Rica. Here's a quick (visual) run down of what I learned. This is where Costa Rica is. No, seriously. I didn't know until I got on the plane. Zip lining isn't all that exciting. Also, the outfit you wear squeezes your testicles until they are roughly the shape of bananas. It's pretty much the same outfit you wear while skydiving. One form of tobacco is made of dead frogs. And this cigarette cures impotence! JJ Abrams dire...
I Can Write Funny: August 2015
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Saturday, August 29, 2015. Are You a Racist? I've seen this clip posted on social media three times as an example of unfair journalism. If you don't have the time or the inclination to watch it, lemmie give you a quick precis:. In 1996, there was a rally in California protesting Prop187. Are you a racist? Why is it that people who stand up for America and want to protect our own borders, why are we always being backed up with the racist thing? It's a pretty good answer, but then he goes off the rails.
I Can Write Funny: Click
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Wednesday, July 29, 2015. The dream was strange, stranger than normal. We're fixing a woman's apartment, perhaps her dorm room. It looks like a tornado whipped through. We straighten mirrors, throw away food wrappers. Vacuum. Windex. We replace her old, broken things with new ones. A radio. A television. Then we sneak out. She'll never know who we were. The uncertainty makes it exciting. The night is fresh and cool around us. The world is endless and full of possibilities. I wake up knowing I'll never ge...
I Can Write Funny: My Coke Rewards
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Friday, July 3, 2015. We are all victims of the Cola Wars. Maybe you're too young to remember, but my generation - the greatest generation - lost a lot of good people. We still have nightmares. Max Headroom. The Pepsi Challenge. New Coke. Pepsi Stuff. We thought we were in the clear. Specifically Pepsi Clear. Or, well, Crystal Pepsi. See what I did there? The point is, there's no real difference between them. If one company bought the other but kept selling both brands, nobody would know. Different shoes...
I Can Write Funny: May 2015
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Thursday, May 28, 2015. 2015 Birthday - Part 9: Pasta. Aaaand we're at the end of my birthday. I was going to write about not getting around to biking without using my hands, getting a belaying certificate, and doing cartwheels. Then I realized I was boring everyone. Time to accept my slide into senility. Still trying to arrange my mid-life crisis, though. It wouldn't go in. Frustrated, I cleaned the machine and put it away. A few weeks later, I tried again and got the same result. Shoot," I thought....
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So now what? My new, gluten-free, celiac life.: Gout
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Monday, August 26, 2013. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. or at least that I'd found foods that were both tasty and gluten free. Woke up one morning with a sore knee. Figured I'd hit it on something, or slept on it wrong, or dislocated the stupid kneecap again (long story). He thinks I'm an idiot.). Then he walked out the door. And walked back in with the biggest needle I've ever seen. Sucker was huge! Stupid me, I asked him ...
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Youve never lived until. View my complete profile. I Can Write Funny. Gluten-Free on Comedy Central's South Park Cartoon Season 18 Episode 2. Dedicated Gluten Free Bakery - Casein Free, Lactose Free, Soy Free, Dairy Free and Corn Free Kosher. Gluten-Free, Celiac, Wheat-Free, and Related News and Blog Updates - All in one place! Healthy, Gluten Free Snacking.
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So now what? My new, gluten-free, celiac life.: June 2013
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Monday, June 10, 2013. I'm tired of having Celiac Disease, pernicious anemia, ichthyosis vulgaris. Hashimoto's thyroiditis, hypercoagulability disorder and the strokes associated with it, osteoporosis, allergic asthma, bipolar disorder and non-alcoholic fatty liver. I'm tired (really, really tired) of calling to inquire about a product that should be naturally gluten free. only to be told that it contains gluten. Really? Give me a break. Restricted di...
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So now what? My new, gluten-free, celiac life.: August 2012
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Thursday, August 2, 2012. Another one bites the dust. Ok, I can deal with that. Even though at my usual location, they told me it is corporate policy for them to open new containers for a gluten free diner. But when I say I need a gluten free bowl and the response is "Do you want a burrito? Someone hasn't been trained. Or they need to be retrained. Anybody got suggestions on another go-to spot? Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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So now what? My new, gluten-free, celiac life.: May 2012
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Monday, May 14, 2012. So tell me. what does stress do to you? I mean, does it give you symptoms that are similar to being glutened? I get bad news, and immediately all the symptoms come rushing back. the trips to the bathroom, the belly pain, the desire to hide under the covers. Guess I'll just keep packing and hope for the best. Links to this post. Monday, May 7, 2012. Domino's new "Gluten Free" crust. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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So now what? My new, gluten-free, celiac life.: April 2014
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Friday, April 25, 2014. Vacation - All I ever wanted. Hello again. Time to update, I suppose. Things are, well, going. But that's the life of a person with CD, I suppose. The entire household has nasty colds, and several relatives have come down with Strep, so I know I'm getting off easily on this one. Mini tootsie rolls might stow away.). I remain eternally grateful that I have no difficulties with nuts, legumes, dairy or grains that do not contain g...
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So now what? My new, gluten-free, celiac life.: Happy New Year!
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Wednesday, January 1, 2014. Spent the day with my daughter, her friend and my sister's family. Yummy roast pork and mashed potatoes. from the pots. Good thing I always get mine directly off the stove - this year someone who shall remain nameless managed to drop noodles and gravy into the mashed potatoes that were on the table. Oops! Hope you all had a very enjoyable end of the year, and that the coming year will have less oops and much more Yum!
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So now what? My new, gluten-free, celiac life.: September 2014
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Wednesday, September 10, 2014. You've never lived until. You have never lived until you have stood next to the freeway puking your guts out. It started off as a day like any other. I was going shopping with my sister, and we decided eating first would be a good thing. I hate going to Costco on an empty stomach - it leads to far bigger grocery bills. Note to myself - read all the labels for myself from now on. Just because a manufacturer has one gl...
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So now what? My new, gluten-free, celiac life.: Another one bites the dust
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Thursday, August 2, 2012. Another one bites the dust. Ok, I can deal with that. Even though at my usual location, they told me it is corporate policy for them to open new containers for a gluten free diner. But when I say I need a gluten free bowl and the response is "Do you want a burrito? Someone hasn't been trained. Or they need to be retrained. Anybody got suggestions on another go-to spot? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Can Write Funny.
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So now what? My new, gluten-free, celiac life.: February 2012
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My new, gluten-free, celiac life. I Blog Gluten Free. Sunday, February 26, 2012. Thank you Gluten Free Mike and Rudi's Gluten Free Bakery! Thanks to Gluten Free Mike. And Rudi's Gluten Free Bakery. I won a great give-away at Gluten Free Mike's blog, and Rudi's. Has a month of give aways going on right now. I received two wonderful magazines with great recipes and hints for living gluten free, a boatload of coupons for lovely gluten free items, and a brand new toaster! Links to this post. I Can Write Funny.
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100 Words a Day | A 100 word a day commitment… occasionally revisited
100 Words a Day. A 100 word a day commitment… occasionally revisited. Poetryfriday: Haibun “Hip-Stir”. A haibun is a poetic form that originated during 17th Century in Japan as a combination of two poems: a prose poem and haiku. The form was popularized by poet Matsuo Basho. In the haibun, the prose paper of the poem and haiku typically communicate with each other, though poets employ different strategies for this communication. Here is my attempt at a haibun poem:. Continue reading →. We are such stuff.
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This is my blog, i CAN write anything i want. Monday, March 14, 2011. I FREAKIN' HATE myself. Actually, the title is actually wrong cos i'm not even myself anymore cos i'm like acting in front of everyone else when i'm feeling so differently from when i'm expressing myself to be from the outside and i'm still pretending to be STRONG and BRAVE and UNDELICATE to everyone else but i'm not trying to say i'm weak. You just have to end it already. WHY? Cos you're a big stupid fat liar! Whatever i HATE you!
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Hello this is the new website of I can write a US Bill. One more thing there is a webpage on this site that will give you a general ideal of what a bill is, see @Html.ActionLink(" definition", "Definition") good luck and enjoy the effort.
I can write for you - Julie O'Sullivan
I can write for you. I can write for you. My name is Julie O’Sullivan. I am a senior copywriter with 20 years' experience. I have written DM packs, digital newsletters, banner ads, videos, ads, books and letters for most of the top companies in the UK. I've put a few pieces of my work here for you to look at. I hope you enjoy what you see: give me a call or email me if you have any questions. Email: juliebatsfordwhite@yahoo.co.uk mobile:07884 497 975.
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Monday, March 26, 2018. A Show of Hands. Last week was the Game Developer's Conference: the biggest conference for professional game developers in the world. Game people come from all over, attend talks, look at the latest technology and (increasingly) get drunk. I've been going for twenty years. Still, just leaving quietly seemed anticlimactic. On Thursday, I walked by a group called Lost Levels. I spoke in increasing fury and volume, so imagine that as you read. Here's what I said:. This is my 20th GDC.
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Changing your life; one page at a time! Tuesday, January 8, 2008. Cincinnati RagTime: A History. Ragtime (ca 1897-1920) an American. Musical genre, is a dance form written in 2/4 or 4/4 time. Riverboats that tramped the Ohio River, The Island Queen steamboat in particular, were a popular venue for Ragtime music A notable Ragtime artists was Artie Matthews (A.K.A. Mr. 814). Popular tunes include, Zincinnati: German rag (Nancy Bierbaum) and Lassus Trombone (Henry J. Filmore). Thursday, December 27, 2007.
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I Can Write (I think). Friday, April 15, 2011. As of now, I’m very happy with my independence. I have no regrets about how I have lived my life so far. And if I do decide to get hitched in the future, I’ll be happier if it was because of love, and not the archaic pressures of modern-day society. Monday, January 3, 2011. So I spent New Year’s Day in Alibag with a few close friends. Ready to return, post the delicious alcohol and endless food (or is it the other way around? Thursday, December 30, 2010.
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Yipeei can write poems too.thanks to one of my class mate in school (in 6th).she thought me.rather our class on how to write poems.perhaps rhymes would be a better terminology.and that has helped me to write poems. Friday, September 23, 2011. விளையாட்டு. விரும்பி சென்றால் விலகிப் போகும். விலகி சென்றால் விரும்பி வரும். நீ விரும்பி வர வேண்டி. விலகி செல்லும் நிலையில் நான். விலகும் போதெலாம் மனது வலிக்க. இந்த விளையாட்டு அவசியம் தானோ? Saturday, April 9, 2011. Your dab dab dab. song no Vairamuthu can write.
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