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Tuesday, February 16, 2010. This isn't a sandwich, but a cocktail. I invented it. Last night. It goes like this:. Buy a bottle of Old Overholt (it is the manliest looking bottle on the shelf) and an econo-sized block of sharp cheddar cheese. Put an ice cube in a cup. Pour some rye in that same cup. Break off (don't get a knife dirty for this) a pretty huge hunk of the cheese. Drink the whiskey; eat the cheese. Figure 12: The Manliest Bottle on the Shelf. Sincerely, matty lite. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011. Hey, dudes. What's up? What's up in the "blogosphere? I haven't been in here in a while. Is anyone still there? I suddenly have all this leisure time but I don't want to water down my facebook post quality, so let me tell you these things here:. I also made this green curry burrito with some leftover veggie green curry with these weird ultra-dense Japanese yams and some off-brand laughing cow cheese. This one is more of a sealed-up toaster oven burrito. Unreal. The...Let me sa...
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Tuesday, August 02, 2011. As You Like It (your favorite kind). The Two Gentlemen of Verona or The Two Noble Kinsmen (two homogenous portions). Venus and Adonis, or Troilus and Cressida, or Antony and Cleopatra (two contrasting portions). The Phoenix and the Turtle (two wildly contrasting portions, one of which floats and one which took forever). The Tempest (rough seas). The Taming of the Shrew (an epic battle). All's Well That Ends Well (eventual victory). Henry VI part 1. Henry VI part 2. This post suc...
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Monday, January 10, 2011. 100 Ideas Part 12: Picture-Plain™ Boob Shirts. You know how it is, when boobed people put on a t-shirt with a design. There is warpage. I think there was even a joke about it in that movie "Stand By Me." Well, what if you custom-printed the design to correct for said warpage from an individual wearer, so that the design struck the eye as optically sitting in a straight picture plane? IMPOSSIBLE, you say? Hans Holbein the Younger's "The Ambassadors". Sincerely, matty lite.
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Saturday, August 25, 2012. How small one can feel from digging a shitter hole in the middle of nowhere. But another thing I imagine with my eyes closed is being tiny. Being a tiny speck in a larger and larger universe until I am nothing at all, just a place in the infinite space around me. How many other humans have been there? Could I get there, and could I get down? Could I even cross the stretch of wilderness to get to the bottom of that mountain? The mosquitoes that landed on me were probably born ne...
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Saturday, November 19, 2011. No wait, that would be stupid. Sincerely, matty lite. This post sucks but for some reason I will publish it. Well now Im just sayin shit so Ill have a post. Tuesday, November 15, 2011. Hey, dudes. What's up? What's up in the "blogosphere? I haven't been in here in a while. Is anyone still there? I suddenly have all this leisure time but I don't want to water down my facebook post quality, so let me tell you these things here:. I also made this green curry burrito with some le...
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Friday, June 11, 2010. My own personal bias vis-a-vis living history. So I guess I'm saying there are things within the arts that endure and things that don't, and making that classic argument about how styles change but substance stays the same. Wow, I never thought I'd be that guy, but I guess in my older age that is what I believe. Sincerely, matty lite. Well now Im just sayin shit so Ill have a post. What are blogs even for anymore? The delicious curry I made yesterday, which I think is vegan even:.
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Monday, January 10, 2011. 100 Ideas Part 12: Picture-Plain™ Boob Shirts. You know how it is, when boobed people put on a t-shirt with a design. There is warpage. I think there was even a joke about it in that movie "Stand By Me." Well, what if you custom-printed the design to correct for said warpage from an individual wearer, so that the design struck the eye as optically sitting in a straight picture plane? IMPOSSIBLE, you say? Hans Holbein the Younger's "The Ambassadors". Sincerely, matty lite. Natl c...
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Saturday, November 19, 2011. No wait, that would be stupid. Sincerely, matty lite. This post sucks but for some reason I will publish it. Well now Im just sayin shit so Ill have a post. Wait, are we talking alive lennon or lennons corpse? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Henry dagger's ghost town. I count the days. I comment on i count the days. I recount the days. I found a dazed rattlesnake. The days of our lives. Lungs of the city. Natl council for sofas and couches.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010. Is this what wisdom smells like? Or say someone wants to mug you, what sort of things are you gonna do to make them think you're too crazy to fuck with? Or what if someone decides to interview you about something you did, what are you gonna say to not sound like an idiot? These are the sorts of unlikely but possible scenarios that I want to waste my worrying energy on from here on out. Little kids like Buster Keaton because people falling is still the funniest thing. You should g...
