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Bitchwood: March 2008
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Saturday, 29 March 2008. Episode 2.12 - Fragments. Tx: 28th March 2008. Isn't it ace when Torchwood are in The Past and Barrowman gets to do character acting? Jack sends Ianto and Owen round the other side of the building, and Tosh sticks with him. Tosh reads her magic computery device, and says there are lifeforms at both ends of the building. Owen thinks the creatures may be sleeping. It is very much worth pointing that out, if only to make yourself feel better. - Steve. It works marginally better as a...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: Just desserts
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Sunday, 14 December 2014. It’s Helen again! I forgot I was going gallivanting next weekend so Rad kindly swapped for me so you have me two weeks running. You lucky, lucky people. Last week. I talked you through Paper Skeleton-Gate. I feel it’s now reached Gate-status. This week is about luxury deserts. I think it’s going to be about how luxury is probably subjective. Of course we are. Stay classy, Karren. Sanjay suggests tarting ...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: November 2010
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Saturday, 27 November 2010. Week 8: 24th November 2010. So, Sralan summoned 16 more of the country's best business minds (in other words, he summoned Liz and Stella and then a bunch of people who were sufficiently mad, self-involved or incompetent to make excellent television) to London, ensuring along the way that none of them were Steady Eddies or Cautious Carols. We're all up to speed on this bit now, aren't we? The cars pull ...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: July 2011
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Wednesday, 20 July 2011. Transmitted July 17 2011. Previously on The Apprentice – the resurrection of The Restaurant! Except sans Raymond, Maman and ze challonge. Boo! As an aside, I just noticed that Sralan says in the credits ‘if you think there’s anyone better than you… you might as well go home’. Just thought I’d throw that in there to start Steve SEETHING early…. Apprentice finals are a weird beast, aren’t they? Normally the...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: March 2012
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Saturday, 31 March 2012. Splish Splash - Early Bath. Week 2 – 28. Hello, and welcome to what is my first ever week as an Apprent-Bitcher, and to the second week of the idiot wrangling competition that is The Apprentice. Oh, let’s watch them squirm, shall we? And a pat on the head from Lord Alan Sir Sugar. Who am I kidding? And her pleas did nothing apart from getting her fired. Bye then! Night version. Ooh, is that The Shard?
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Bitchwood: February 2008
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Thursday, 28 February 2008. Things to do in Cardiff when you're Death. Episode 2.07 ‘Dead Man Walking’. Aerial shot of Cardiff! Torchwood - outside the government, beyond the police. On the evidence of last week though, that’s more of a ceremonial position. Oh well. Because he is a valuable member of the team, and at least three of them fancy him, so obviously they get their jollies from watching him sawn open. - Carrie]. Jack bursts in and is all like, “STOP! Nobody touches him till I get back! Oh, it&#...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: May 2013
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Sunday, 26 May 2013. My milkshake brings all the boys to farmyard. Steve talked you through literally thinking Outside the Box as the good ship Endeavour trounced Evolve with an adult high chair. Ludalan loved it and Sophie fell on top of the TidySidey and wheeled herself off into the taxi of doom. That would seem like an obvious opportunity missed - Rad]. Bokay then - Rad]. Neil gives him a look of WTF and nothing more is said.
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Over The Rainbitch: May 2010
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We've bitched them so completely. Sunday, 23 May 2010. Finale Results: 22nd May 2010. We're back, and we're live! This makes a nice change - I'm so used to getting the results at around 10.30pm on the Digital Spy forums, I don't quite know what to do with the prospect of actually seeing them announced properly and have it be a surprise. Well, "a surprise". Like Danielle isn't totally winning this thing. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Back in the studio, the orchestra plays 'Ding! Back in the studi...
