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i arrived in the place of london on the planet called earth to find it mostly populated by an intriguing, herding animal named human. human is sentient, but human is not always rational. much of what human does, i don't really understand. but i do want to understand, because human is amazing. human is incredible. human does awesome things. funny things. brilliant things.…

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i arrived in the place of london on the planet called earth to find it mostly populated by an intriguing, herding animal named human. human is sentient, but human is not always rational. much of what human does, i don't really understand. but i do want to understand, because human is amazing. human is incredible. human does awesome things. funny things. brilliant things.…

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play nicely policy | i don't understand the cattle

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My name is {! What are. you? I don't understand the cattle. There are no pretty pictures here because this is the serious bit. Sit up straight at the back. Or send a representative to attend consultation or committee meetings). I will tell on you! Invoke the wrath of the underlord of the right high council if you dare. Unless otherwise stated, the written and visual content of this earth database diary is the property of {! Aka alienscout or bob) and by extension the left low council of {! Enter your com...

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solitude in numbers | i don't understand the cattle

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My name is {! What are. you? I don't understand the cattle. 26 September, 2012. This week’s daily post photo challenge. Invites consideration of ‘solitary’. What has always impressed me about human is that despite its apparently overriding herding tendencies, individual human has the capacity to stand apart, to express uniqueness, to pursue separate ventures… and adventures. even from within the mass of its community, human is not afraid to seek solitude. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window).

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making a meal of it | i don't understand the cattle

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My name is {! What are. you? I don't understand the cattle. 14 August, 2012. Making a meal of it. Probably, my first poem should rhyme. here goes…. When everyone else has lunch. I really can’t get my head around,. When i’m supposed to munch. Do i have cake and sandwiches,. When it’s tea time. At four o’clock,. Or meat and three veg at half past five;. Be cold or hot? It’s hard to know what meal to eat,. If it depends on where you’re at. I suppose you could eat all of them,. Breakfast brunch lunch dinner.

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one tiny human part ii | i don't understand the cattle

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My name is {! What are. you? I don't understand the cattle. 2 September, 2012. One tiny human part ii. Continuing my studies of subject. A recent conversation turned out to be particularly illuminating. Don’t touch that, it’s very hot! Curiosity should not be underestimated. likewise, its inability to take instruction and overwhelming need to discover something for itself, a trait which appears to persist into adulthood. do not let. Anywhere near hot things! Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window).

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closing ceremony chitty chat | i don't understand the cattle

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My name is {! What are. you? I don't understand the cattle. 14 August, 2012. Closing ceremony chitty chat. The whole purpose of this earth database diary. Was to try to understand human better by writing everything down and hopefully engaging in chitty chat with human. so far, it’s not going very well. only two human have come with me and neither of them wanted to chitty chat. So i’ve decided i should think more about the business of chitty chat and have a go at this challenge. What was i saying? A bloke...

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Live, Nerd, Repeat. Making life better through the perfect application of humor and nerdery. Skip to primary content. THE BOOK I WROTE! Q: Why did you pick the name underwhelmer? A: Funny Mother F*cker was already taken. Q: If you could be any type of animal, what animal would you be and why? A: A robot because they don’t have to explain themselves. Next question. Q: Are you an alien? Q: Some of the things you say are mean. Are you a mean person? Q: How do you come up with such great ideas for your posts?

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Live, Nerd, Repeat. Making life better through the perfect application of humor and nerdery. Skip to primary content. THE BOOK I WROTE! I should have put this up a long time ago, but the Freshly Pressed event really prompted me to think about this again… so here are my comment guidelines. Please leave a comment. I really want to hear from you guys! Don’t leave spam. Nobody wants to see you peddle your wares here. I made all of this stuff here so if you share it, don’t claim it as your own. What I meant t...

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