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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: March 2012
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Tuesday, March 13, 2012. How (Not) to Have Girls Night Out. So it's one of THOSE nights. Girls Night. Maybe one of your girls just got dumped. Maybe she just got promoted. Maybe you're all back in town again for the first time in a while. Maybe you just don't know of anything else going on, so the classiest way to say, "We only hang out with each other! Is to say, "You know what we need, ladies? Say it with me: "GIRLS NIGHT! The Socially Awkward Drunk. Have a shot with her.ar...
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Prodigal Pod | Liminal Passages
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Notes from Between Worlds. September 2, 2012. On Friday, I went home for the first time in a week. Door protocol at my house is yelling “Don’t stab me! 8221; for the benefit of my paranoid sister, and if the boys are inside, they run to the door yelling, “POD! 8221; So imagine my surprise when this time, they were followed by the Squidge, fully walking, who also managed a “pod.”. Intimidating/dehumanizing them is a common practice and has been for years. Also, Kali doesn’t generally get to cleaning...
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: How (Not) to Maintain Your Ride
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Friday, March 2, 2012. How (Not) to Maintain Your Ride. I've been obsessed with driving, and the freedom that my own vehicle has always represented. Believe it or not, when I was 16, that Subaru made me the shit, as far as I was concerned. It would be years until I realized that Subarus are universally acknowledged to be the cars of lesbians and soccer moms, and that most people who met me would refer to it as the "Lezbaru." You know what? I can live with that. Going in to the se...
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: January 2012
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Tuesday, January 31, 2012. How (Not) to Fart at School. A few days ago, one of my classmates, Jack. Made the mistake of writing that I could write about absolutely anything and [he] would thank [me] for doing so. Little did he know that I was already hard at work on this post, determined to tackle even the most taboo of societal problems. Will this result in my being shunned? And Is this why I dont have a boyfriend? The answer to all three: Well, he did say anything. So while I&#...
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: How (Not) to Fart at School
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Tuesday, January 31, 2012. How (Not) to Fart at School. A few days ago, one of my classmates, Jack. Made the mistake of writing that I "could write about absolutely anything and [he] would thank [me] for doing so." Little did he know that I was already hard at work on this post, determined to tackle even the most taboo of societal problems. Will this result in my being shunned? And "Is this why I don't have a boyfriend? The answer to all three: Well, he did say anything. So while...
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: How (Not) to Eat Food in Class
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Tuesday, March 6, 2012. How (Not) to Eat Food in Class. Disclaimer: Slightly higher level of vulgarity in this post, my bad! When I decided to write a blog based on my own awkward experiences, it's logical to assume that I was relatively confident in my having an awful lot of awkward experiences from which to draw. Here's the conversation that convinced me. Friend opens a bag of Cheetos). Me: "OH MY GOD Cheetos! No Really. I LOVE Cheetos. At this point in the story, my friend, a ...
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: How (Not) to Behave at Concerts
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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Friday, April 27, 2012. How (Not) to Behave at Concerts. Rock" Concerts: The Beginning. Nothing. I was 15. I ran away. (This is going to become a pattern.). For your consideration: how concert environments tend to affect me. Frizzy hair, sweaty as fuck, EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE. WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN DOING OH MY GOD I'M SO WHITE I NEED TO LEAVE. This Whatever THIS even is. Well, that's a dirty fucking lie. Exhibit A: Natalie and friends attempt to see Blue Scholars in Seattle.
