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Faux Martha: "Something Witty Here"...
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010. I am trying this new fad called eating less. We will see how it works. SO I am slow witted, easily distracted, and ambivalent. That is how much I miss food. And if you are skinny, please don't tell me to eat. I know what you. All eat. and I call it not eating. When my skinny girlfriends say, "Oh, Amber! You must eat breakfast! What I hear is, "Make pancakes, eggs, hash browns, bacon, and fresh squeezed juice! What they mean is, "Have black coffee and an apple.". Crazy is my Super ...
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Faux Martha: November 2009
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Thursday, November 12, 2009. Humor me. Please. So After much debate (mostly internal), I gave into the peer pressure (in my head) and decided to start a blog. I have no idea what it will be about. I have no idea if anyone will read it. I can only hope that it serves as some therapeutic sounding board, display some of my art ( and I use that term loosely), explain my self and my random thoughts. I am a scared rookie. Please go easy on me. I beg you. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Girl in the Red Shoes.
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Faux Martha: Spoiled
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Saturday, July 10, 2010. Tonight my loves are going to a Demoltion Derby in Chino. Yep They are classy like that. I on the other hand am spoiled and get another girls night tonight. This time with my MOMMA! This picture kind of sums everything up.). This one too.). Oh yeah, this one too). How could I not be excited to hang out with her? We are going out to dinner and seeing the movie "The Kids are all Right". What are you doing tonight? July 10, 2010 at 2:55 PM. It's Me, Melissa. July 10, 2010 at 5:00 PM.
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Faux Martha: Therapy
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Friday, July 2, 2010. Is it strange that I fantasize about going to therapy? I tell my hubby quite frequently that I can't wait to get rich and go to therapy. Because in my mind, we have to be rich for me to go. Strange? I think so.). I would love to sit on a couch like this and pick through my issues, my past, my present. And see if there are patterns to acknowledge. Stuff" to heal from. But as soon as I say that to myself, I can feel a tugging in my heart from God saying,. You can talk to me.". 2lbs Bo...
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Faux Martha: oops
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010. After 15 years you would think I would have figured out why I am so cranky today. Now I will take one of these. So I dont keep doing this. Is this T.M.I? July 7, 2010 at 4:23 PM. I do the same thing and then go.ohhh yeah. July 7, 2010 at 6:12 PM. No worries, same thing happens around here each month too! The girl in the red shoes. July 8, 2010 at 8:15 AM. You totally made me laugh out loud! Hope you are okay! I left you an award on my blog.check it out! July 8, 2010 at 6:42 PM.
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Faux Martha: Slacker
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010. Yep, that's me. I totally forgot about Music Monday. I have no idea who reads this. so maybe no one missed it.). I am kinda cranky. and have no idea why. But, on the bright side, I took my own advice and made the Glazed Boneless Ribs. Yes, they were as awesome as I remembered. Today I am making this. PS, I adore her blog. Yep, I am still cranky. August 28, 2011 at 11:06 PM. Im slowly reentering the blog world and I WANT MUSIC MONDAYS! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Faux Martha: 4th of July!
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Saturday, July 3, 2010. Happy 4th of July Everyone! I stole this from a friend on Facebook and thought it was hilarious. In honor of the 4th, I'm gonna hi-5 the first British person I see and tell them "good game," just like in little league. But with more smugness. Labels: 4th of July. July 3, 2010 at 10:39 PM. Pure comedy. im using that one tomorrow. July 4, 2010 at 12:24 AM. I LOVE this I will have to do a virtual high 5 to my British girl friend on Facebook! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).