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Your mom need not apply: Dear Kristen Wiig
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Thursday, October 29, 2009. I Absolutely adore you! Where did you come from and why were you not here sooner! You get me laughing to the point of tears! Ba ba ba BRILLIANT! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I am what you have been waiting for. View my complete profile.
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Your mom need not apply: bad call
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Friday, September 11, 2009. I was making a call. (I do this a lot.). I got the voice mail. (this happens a lot too.). I left my fun and energetic message. (It's just my style.). I hung up. (or so I thought.). I then began talking to myself, other drivers, singing to myself, etc. It was then I realized I had not hung up and was leaving a very long confusing babbling message to my good friend. I'm just so awesome!
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Your mom need not apply: January 2009
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Friday, January 16, 2009. I am a lover of music. Most kinds. I enjoy variety. I have been working at the same massage studio for almost a year. And FINALLY we have new music. A bit of Mozart. A Bit of class. I enjoy it. ( I could do without one of the flute pieces, sorry Maggie.it's just to fast for a massage clinic. I love the flute and I love you.) :). Sorry, where was I? Heated for your comfort.". Sunday, January 11, 2009.
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Your mom need not apply: July 2008
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Wednesday, July 09, 2008. So the other day i was stretching my clients arm. something I do in every massage, cause it feels good to stretch. So I have this guys arm above his head its a little stiff so I extend the stretch a little longer and. My hands are to slippery from the lotion and his hand flies out of my grip and. Punches me in the stomach! Oh yea I got skills! I wonder where they are? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Your mom need not apply: September 2008
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Friday, September 12, 2008. In the still of the.mid day. The world of massage therapy is full of quiet time, peaceful sounds, soft lighting and most importantly for Arizona in August Air Conditioning. And (you guessed it) NO Air Conditioning. Client: Well it's not a problem for me. You can just keep working. Me: (on the outside) No problem. We can just light a candle . :). On the inside) I'm gunna die. The up shot you ask?
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Your mom need not apply: May 2009
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Tuesday, May 12, 2009. Dear The Biggest Loser,. I am a fan. I want to be a part of your show. You should call me. I'm cool. (the coolest). Funny (no for real). Amazing. (are ya buyin' this? I'm not over weight. But I want to work to keep your contestants strong and healthy. I'm an amazingly talented Sports and Injury Massage Therapist. We should talk about this. Maybe you could call me some time. You became a part of me.
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Your mom need not apply: June 2008
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Friday, June 20, 2008. The other day a client made a comment to me:. C: "Oh I don't know, your the expert.". Me in my head: ha ah I'm an expert! People think I'm a professional. Really? I'm just goofy Lisa. A kid with a dream and a job. Professional? Me on the outside: what that means is that your patelar cartiledge is out of allignment. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I am what you have been waiting for. View my complete profile.
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Your mom need not apply: April 2008
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Wednesday, April 30, 2008. Well folks. i dyed my hair. It was supposed to be dark brown. I left it on too long. My hair is black. I kinda like it. But kinda don't like it. The job is going well. It can be exhausting. Some days i do energy work with the massage, those are the most tiring. I did three that way today. Two of them were 80 min. This is the most boring post i have ever made. Lets liven things up a bit. I did drop my p...
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Your mom need not apply: September 2009
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Thursday, September 17, 2009. 83 XEF Baby on Board. Listen, When you have a "Baby on Board" sign on your car. Please do not make illegal lane changes. Then proceed to weave in and out of traffic like a freakin maniac! It makes me wonder what your doing at home and I might have to follow you. Not that I would follow someone, but for real Lady.Get your head together! Monday, September 14, 2009. Who ever you are. She is my Hero!
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Your mom need not apply: November 2008
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Your mom need not apply. When joe versed the volcano.i was so totally moved. Monday, November 03, 2008. I love my job. It's enjoyable and quiet. At the end of the day I get in the car and turn up the volume as loud as I can stand it. It's a beautiful thing. Sometimes it's not so beautiful. Ya know when clients forget to wash their feet before they come in, or when they have big ol' nasty things growing on their backs. I agree with the latter of course. My point. My point? I don't have a point.
