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Illinois Shadow: July 2005
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Sunday, July 03, 2005. Om het kwaad in de politiek van Illinois te bestrijden, zal ik mijn diensten aan het ministerie van intelligentie aanbieden. Ik zal een draad dragen, maar uitzet het wanneer ik in de badkamers ben. Zo moet ik mijn openbare rants beëindigen. Dank u, Adios:. Posted by Illinois Shadow at 2:34 PM. View my complete profile. Complaints, Ideas, Parties. Rich Miller (Jameson) NEW and IMPROVED. Millinoize (Jameson and Beam). Southern Man (Mint Julep). The Y DOG (Blue Monkey).
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Illinois Shadow: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005. The Illinois Shadow orginally posted this in April 2005- but it is worth reading again, nothing has changed). Judy, Judy, Judy. Well done on that Edgar strip tease. As usual, your tracks were well covered. No one ever realized that your minions started the rumor that Uncle Edgar although still hobbled with a slight case of MSI- might dance again. And then offering him campaign money that you knew you would never have to payboy you have a pair bigger than Frank Watson’s head.
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Illinois Shadow: December 2005
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Thursday, December 22, 2005. ON AIR WITH HOWARD COHEN. If you have ever met Jeff Berkowitz and his, um, tiny camera, you might cast him aside as a looney bin who has a cable show in his Mom’s basement. Popping up here and there, and whining tough questions to dazed politicians, angry handlers have debated whether to ignore him or engage him. Probably not. Despite his boasting, watching him on TV makes one ponder whether he won his gig (and his suit) in a Kiwanis raffle. But like Cosell, Berkowitz. For ex...
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Illinois Shadow: February 2006
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Friday, February 24, 2006. Vote Early and Often. With the campaign over, it is now up to the voters. Sort of. With early voting beginning Monday, how do you think it will affect the election? In the past, polling and advertising were complete and then voting began. Now, the situation seems more fluid, with polls and slam ads occurring after citizens may have cast ballots. If true, it could dramatically alter how Illinois elections are waged. I think the red head may have this race wrapped up. Throughout ...
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Illinois Shadow: March 2006
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Thursday, March 23, 2006. The morning after pill. The Shadow attended all of the GOP GOV parties. Here is my report and hope for the future:. Oberweis: Good ice cream. But I understand why Jack Roeser is a little (whistle here). Have you seen his sweater wear in person? It is far worse than anything here. Oh dear, similar to mercury poisoning, this material leeks into one's skin, travels to one's brain, and causes a profound hatred for Gays and logic. No victory party, but I imagine it would be a crazy a...
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Illinois Shadow: January 2006
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006. While I thumped my chest about the great Google, they stabbed me in the back. Google is right to fight. The Justice Department to defend our Bill of Rights. But to gain more customers, Google cut a deal with the Chinese communists and agreed to censor. Its search results in the land of the Giant Panda. Posted by Illinois Shadow at 5:53 AM. Monday, January 23, 2006. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. Every episode portrayed a Brady kid with a problem- Mr. and Mrs. Brady, while of...Unbuc...
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Illinois Shadow: April 2006
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Monday, April 24, 2006. With all this pious banter about reform, maybe an eager beaver legislator could launch a committee to purge the felonious Ryan's name from State government- they could start with the State of Illinois website. Deep within this website could be some very interesting code, or "meta tags" as they say in the geek business. Type the following in Google: "George Ryan campaign website" (here are the results. CP: illinoisshadow.blogspot.com. Posted by Illinois Shadow at 5:29 AM. President...
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Illinois Shadow: June 2006
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Monday, June 05, 2006. See you in a Weil. George Ryan stood tall on the steps of the temple scanning the crowd for signs of recognition. Suddenly, he locked eyes with his next victim. There’s my lawyer. Hey, Webb. Webb! Sixteen steps below, the infamous Dan Webb saw his former client. The wonder boy from Macomb looked shy and a little guilty, as though he wanted to forget the biggest defeat of his career. We’ll Webb, grinned the Governor, you better hurry up. Dan was a true friend, mentor a modern day Ob...
