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the harlequin: April 2004
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I have just been accused of being dirty by a fellow blogger and hilarity god Travis. visit his blog here. So yeah. am i really that dirty? Well, yeah, i guess so. Like the time i had a cherry belly ring in and showed it to a Latin buddy and said, "look at THAT piece of false advertising." he was grossed out. And then that time i said something about how i was concieved . . . And then that time . . . . Mumble, wander away*. Posted by Haza Kaza at 4/28/2004. Have shagged 26% of the student population.
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the harlequin: edits galore
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And the new edits, in no particular order, of the anthology. Posted by Haza Kaza at 3/26/2005. Manda (xxx click here free porn just 18! A sizable chunk of my brain, Caitlin. View my complete profile. Bragging time, happy time! Update for those of you who dont care.
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the harlequin: PROOOOOM
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I just brushed on some translucent powder and some glittery powder over my chest and back. Put on the body-shaper/bra/slip thingy (no undies! I almost forgot my uberspecial pearl earrings, but ran in to get them before we left. At Caitlin's, we had our fashion show; all parents took peektoors. It was cute, because my Dad teared up when he went to leave. ("My little girl is growing up . . .") We waited around a little, I changed into my 19th Century Dancing Shoes (comfy! And we found Kostadin! Humph) Well...
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the harlequin: May 2004
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Paper is as done as it's going to get. why, you ask? Why does the sun rise? Why does jondon have such a package? And why, why, WHY does he have to have such a puritain fetish? Clears throat* ahem. uh, yeah. anyway. I finished reading the lathe of heaven (Ursula K Le Guin) and was feeling VERY existential. such as this little train of thought. Posted by Haza Kaza at 5/31/2004. I spoke too soon. GAR I HATE YOU FUCKING WORRRRD! Rips the fucking paperclip to shreds*. I want to know why. DIE, MICROSOFT, DIE!
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the harlequin: August 2004
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Damage, the scope of which cannot yet be realized. I'm not depressed. i just felt like making a poety title. Yeah, so how 'bout them olympics? Svetlana Horkina (i know i spelled that wrong) needs to eat a sandwich. The US needs to chill out a little and stop winning so damn much. Those Chinese atheletes need to hit puberty. Becky needs to come home. oops, did that slip out? Well, it's true. Fuck patriotism, we need to learn a little humility. No, not at all! Bitter bitter bittter.). I have new holes!
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the harlequin: November 2004
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Noble gaes are the pimp. They get girls. This quote attributed to a random kid, i think by the name of Alex, who is totally retarded and hates chemistry as much as i love it. bah on him and his progeny. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THE CHARGES ON THE ALKALAI EARTH METALS AND THE HALOGENS? He will have stupid little babies someday, and i will pity the mother. WHY CAN"T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE? WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CHECK UP ON ME? I'M DOING FINE, I'M JUST GOING INSANE BECAUSE OF YOU! Posted by Haza Kaza at 11/30/2004.
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the harlequin: July 2004
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Double happiness is not chinese food! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! 1) Sara and Nick of CSI got re-hired. *dance* (Gris is on sick leave, but he'll come back. He's 51, give the man a break.). 2) HE DOESN"T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Anyone who has talked to me recently will understand number two. number two has to do with a certian govvie who lives in pittsburgh who is really cool and really nice and really . . . lots of things . . . and *heart melt* REALLY SINGLE WAHHOOOOOOOOO! So YAAAAAY me happy! Posted by H...
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the harlequin: February 2004
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I heart clay aiken. Okay, i'm a tool. but he's sooo cuuuute . . . *melt* . . . and soooo gay. good LORD is he gay. nobody can sing that well and dress that well and not be, well, batting for the other team. that said, itunes knows my deepest shame. what do i have in my purchased music folder? It's only one little dollar, and that is such a good song, and i don't want the whole cd," and before you know it you're passed out listening to the Velvet Underground. WATCH OUT FOR ITUNES! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!
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the harlequin: March 2004
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Guy yelled out window. I think he yelled, "you're fat.". Feel terribly, terribly fat. Posted by Haza Kaza at 3/26/2004. Why does dave (crush) always come into APUSH . . . and flirt with CLAIRE KELLY? On the lighter side, i accused Mr Donoghue of having paramecium on his tie. (it was baaaad paisely, and he admitted he needed new ones.). Bleck i need a new job. my current one blows. i got the results of my evaluation last night after shelving that nonfiction and- guess what? Posted by Haza Kaza at 3/26/2004.
