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Reality Grip: August 2006
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No Grip On Reality. Monday, August 28, 2006. Hey, Don't Get Angry At Me For Sneezing In Your Face, I Am Just Trying To Prevent A Species From Dying. Flu viruses have survived for millions of years, buddy. They are a part of our Earth's beautiful ecosystem. Here, take a pamphlet. See? Those little adorable viruses? You see, the flu's natural function, the function it was selected by nature to have, is to transmit itself from host to host by causing their hosts to sneeze! Here, take a pamphlet. The questio...
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Reality Grip: January 2007
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No Grip On Reality. Tuesday, January 30, 2007. What I Do In My Off Hours. This one speaks for itself. WESTERVILLE, Ohio (AP) - A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said. That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said. Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running.
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Reality Grip: Scientists: We Must Return To The Moon
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No Grip On Reality. Wednesday, September 20, 2006. Scientists: We Must Return To The Moon. That's right folks. CNN.com reported that exact headline. I imagine the story went something like this:. Scientist 1: We must return to the Moon! As you can see, we are deep into preparations. Scientist 2: Jesus, cool it Adrian. If you hadn't forgotten your damn wallet up there, we wouldn't have to go back at all. Adrian: . Fuck you, Steve. Fuck you. Reporter: And that just about sums it up for science!
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Reality Grip: When A Comma Is Actually A Stand In For A Sigh / Please, Flush the Toilet
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No Grip On Reality. Monday, September 25, 2006. When A Comma Is Actually A Stand In For A Sigh / Please, Flush the Toilet. At my office, on the inside of each of the men's room stall doors, there is a very simple sign:. Please, flush the toilet. Volumes are communicated in that one comma. Volumes. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Medical Research Uncovers Shocking Explanation For. When A Comma Is Actually A Stand In For A Sigh / P. Scientists: We Must Return To The Moon.
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A Slice of Key Lime Pie: April 2006
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A Slice of Key Lime Pie. Friday, April 28, 2006. This is the Lamest Jelly Donut Ever for Breakfast Desert This Morning After my "2 Egg and Cheese" With Bacon but Who Am I to Turn Down Bacon? Posted by KeyLimePie at 7:19 AM. Thursday, April 27, 2006. I Sure Hope that Last Post Wasn't Blasphemy. Seriously, I only used the Kosher knives for sacrifices. Posted by KeyLimePie at 1:51 PM. This past weekend I visited Jesus, Mary, AND Glaven (yes, all three! As for the Red Sox. I mean Babe Ruth Called Shot Day.
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Reality Grip: September 2006
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No Grip On Reality. Thursday, September 28, 2006. Medical Research Uncovers Shocking Explanation For Crop Circles. Recent reseach by a team of medical researchers at Rockefeller University has uncovered a startling truth about crop circles. Results have shown, conclusively, that every single person who believes in an explanation other than drunk farmer's kids as the makers of crop circles suffers from what is technically known as Fucking Moron Syndrome. Look at these people! Note: in a related study, res...
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A Slice of Key Lime Pie: September 2006
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A Slice of Key Lime Pie. Wednesday, September 13, 2006. Subaru Adventure 1 *. With my new drivers license and our new Subaru Forester (thanks Ma and Pa Pie! Special thanks to the Ultravisitor for the inspiration! Posted by KeyLimePie at 8:04 AM. Monday, September 11, 2006. It's Been 5 Years. Posted by KeyLimePie at 7:45 AM. Hanover, New Hampshire, United States. View my complete profile. Jesus, Mary and Glaven. In Honor of Lunacy. Film Notes for David Lynchs Blue Velvet. Subaru Adventure 1 *.
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Reality Grip: April 2006
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No Grip On Reality. Sunday, April 30, 2006. My Car Is Fueled By Human Misery. Also, it has zero emissions of any sort! Well, technically speaking, it does 'bleed,' in that the tail pipe has a steady flow of human (I think / hope) blood coming out of it at all times. I'd say its probably about a gallon of blood an hour, in fact. Even when the thing is off! Let me tell you, my garage drainage system had to be torn out and upgraded bigtime when I got this new puppy. Yup, I sure do love my Hummer. Links to t...
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Reality Grip: We Are Not Bombing Anything! We Are Merely an Efficient High Altitude Drop Off Delivery Service!
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No Grip On Reality. Friday, October 06, 2006. We Are Not Bombing Anything! We Are Merely an Efficient High Altitude Drop Off Delivery Service! How dare you say we are bombing things! Sure, we may not have the highest standards for shipping and handling, and sure, maybe we are so worried about getting the job done on time we just throw the packages out of planes moving at high velocity over our customers! I mean, look. Do you have any idea how much fuel costs? No, of course not! What do you think we are, ...
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Reality Grip: What I Do In My Off Hours
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No Grip On Reality. Tuesday, January 30, 2007. What I Do In My Off Hours. This one speaks for itself. WESTERVILLE, Ohio (AP) - A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said. That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said. Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running.
