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November | 2016 | Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! (Where's my effing cape?!)
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? Monthly Archives: November 2016. It’s been a long 7 months. It’s been a rough 7 months. At times, I didn’t think that I could make it through without my best friend but, I did it. WE did it. For a brief moment, I had forgotten that he was home. It was quite unnerving and then, just the biggest smile spread across my face. This time, it was not a dream. He really is home. I CHOSE to marry my husband. The military was just something that came along...
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I wanna be a party DIVA when I grow up… | Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! (Where's my effing cape?!)
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? May 3, 2016. I wanna be a party DIVA when I grow up…. Here’s the deal. I love parties. I love planning get togethers with friends. I get giddy when anyone mentions, “game night”. And for gosh sakes, don’t let me hear the words “first birthday”. I started planning my son’s first birthday in April of 2013. He was five months old. And, I rocked the shit out that fucking Hungry Caterpillar. HA! With all that being said,` I think that it may be time to go...
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#Deployment2016… Done. | Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! (Where's my effing cape?!)
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? November 20, 2016. It’s been a long 7 months. It’s been a rough 7 months. At times, I didn’t think that I could make it through without my best friend but, I did it. WE did it. For a brief moment, I had forgotten that he was home. It was quite unnerving and then, just the biggest smile spread across my face. This time, it was not a dream. He really is home. I CHOSE to marry my husband. The military was just something that came along with the deal...
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Well, she LOOKS normal… | Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! (Where's my effing cape?!)
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? March 8, 2016. Well, she LOOKS normal…. Tonight, I am going to take a chance and turn this blog into a complete confessional. Now, don’t get too excited. I don’t have any real deep, dark secrets to spill. Tonight, I am going to give everyone a look into what it’s like to live with bi-polar disorder, anxiety disorder, panic attacks and my good friend, depression. Quite the mash up there, isn’t it? Fuck if I know. I am sad and want acknowledgement?
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December | 2016 | Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! (Where's my effing cape?!)
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? Monthly Archives: December 2016. Babe, I know that you don’t care about this but…. I digress though in case you are one of the few that have been living on another fucking planet or have not been properly introduced to the wonderful world of LLR, allow me one paragraph to explain. At LEAST one paragraph. I have converted a few people myself. Don’t get me wrong. I. Love. These. Leggings. Fuck, just a couple of weeks ago, ...8221; I have one friend tha...
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? Family. That’s an interesting one to touch on. If someone asks you to “Tell me about your family”, what would you say? Would the description be about your mom and dad? Wrong So, so wrong on so many levels. Family is not genetic. Family doesn’t give you a bond with the bullshit urban legend of “blood is thicker than water”. I need to call Dad! This is so sad! There is no doubt that this post will hurt some peoples’ feelings and for that, I could...
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Fruitcake, cider and those fucking pajamas | Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! (Where's my effing cape?!)
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? December 26, 2016. Fruitcake, cider and those fucking pajamas. WARNING* * Some might read this as a “grinch-y” entry. It’s quite the opposite. I truly wonder and care deeply about some of these traditions and what the fuck people are thinking when they carry them out. Matching Christmas pajamas. Why? Seriously, why one night of the year do you purchase overpriced holiday jammies to make sure that each of your individualities are hidden? Eggnog. S...
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March | 2016 | Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! (Where's my effing cape?!)
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? Monthly Archives: March 2016. Well, she LOOKS normal…. Tonight, I am going to take a chance and turn this blog into a complete confessional. Now, don’t get too excited. I don’t have any real deep, dark secrets to spill. Tonight, I am going to give everyone a look into what it’s like to live with bi-polar disorder, anxiety disorder, panic attacks and my good friend, depression. Quite the mash up there, isn’t it? It starts in my stomach. Like an ul...
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Croup, Crotches & Cupcakes. Just another day, yo. | Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! (Where's my effing cape?!)
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? February 13, 2016. Croup, Crotches and Cupcakes. Just another day, yo. Today has been a day. Wow. I never thought that I would see such a personality change in Jasper since beginning the steroids for his croup yesterday. I sat and contemplated on giving them to him for a whole day before I actually picked up the prescription. Thinking that I should probably close this up for now. Im about to fall asleep and even though I have so many things that ...
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Done. | Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! (Where's my effing cape?!)
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Tales of a Wanna Be Super Mom! Where's my effing cape? February 15, 2016. After being heartbroken, angry and humiliated for thinking this “special” day would be different and MAYBE, just maybe…. I won’t be acknowledging February 14th as anything other than just another day from this point on for my family. Yesterday, I was angry. Now? Everyone preaches that it’s the little things that matter. I’m believing that less and less every day that I am on this planet. View all posts by melodyswatson. You are com...
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