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Light Verse for a Heavy Universe. Writing and Illustration by Alan Van Dine. Excerpted from Mutual Madness. Filed under "The Skeptical Investor"). I Have To Call My Liar. I have to call my liar. I have to find out where I stand,. Whom to sue for two hundred grand. Or whether to start out higher,. To go into court with brimming eyes. And, later, compromise. Before I get much older,. Some tortious taunt flung up at me. From the jowling jaws who prowl my tree. Will fill a manila folder. High goths and low,.

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Light Verse for a Heavy Universe. Writing and Illustration by Alan Van Dine. Psychology is all neurology,. Which is just biology. And biology is all chemistry,. A subset, really, of physics,. Which is part of astronomy. Since all those forces trace back. To the way the big bang banged. Either a tirade or a tantrum,. We're not sure which,. But when we find out,. We'll know the gender of god,. Thus what to expect next. If Instead of Apes. We Had Come from Grapes. Is a book of light verse. By Alan Van Dine.

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The Woolly Mammoth Apartment House. The Tent on a Stick. The Tent and The Dome. Tents of the Mighty. If buildings grew naturally, like trees, tents would be the mushrooms of the architectural forest— appearing overnight, briefly noted, vanishing just as quickly, leaving no permanent record of roots, rings, or stumps. The resplendent tent of Xerxes, would-be conqueror of Greece, was described by Herodotus as “an immense pavilion hung with gaily colored tapestries of oriental design and equipped with...

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What is a Pyramid? A catchbasin or cistern. A storehouse of lost Secrets of the Ancients. The first structural expression of the. A tabernacle of inscribed prophecies and religious beliefs. An astronomical instrument set to signify the changes of the seasons. The physical expression of all prevailing principles of geography and astronomy. A political device to unify rival territories into one kingdom large enough to build. a pyramid. In the profusion of notions about pyramids. Imhotep was vizier and roya...

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Light Verse for a Heavy Universe. Writing and Illustration by Alan Van Dine. Humans and chimps are far more alike. Than any two genera of beetles. Nonetheless,. Animals that walk upright with their hands. Dangling free are self-aggrandizingly defined. As hominids, not apes. As everyone knows,. If Shakespeare had needed. To write with his toes,. His verse would be shorter. And so would his prose. His plays would be fewer. An insupportable luxury,. As would two volumes,. Or possibly all,. When an ape arose,.

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Was a tax paid by peasants on French estates in lieu of their feudal duty to beat the marsh ponds with sticks, hushing the frogs so that the seigneur’s lady would not be kept awake. So the only failsafe taxes are on land and buildings. Gold can be hung up the chimney or buried under the house. But how to hide the chimney? How to camouflage the house? Hearth Attacks and Window Pains. If the revenuers couldn’t get in to count the hearths, they could still count the chimneys; but therein lay the looph...

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