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The Big Sharkey Show: April 2011
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Sunday, April 3, 2011. Calls It A Day. It's just not the same anymore. Yes, I will miss you all, Followers. This is the sad part. But, fuck. none of you came here to be coddled. Go and start your own blog with swearing and penises and hoagie bats and intense, sexually charged wit. It's your turn to make me laugh. So, for the last time. fuck new york and GO FUCKING PHILLIES! 2011, baby. It's gonna be a great year. OK BYE-BYE. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Calls It A Day. Do my dirty work, scapegoat.
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The Big Sharkey Show: February 2011
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Thursday, February 24, 2011. What Metallica Record Is Roy Fucking Halladay? We of course fucking start out with Roy Fucking Halladay. This one was a toughey because I could've gone a few ways with this. After serious thought and arduous delineation (5 minutes at work, daydreaming) I decided that the 'Tallica jammer that most suited our top cat's everything was that 1986 masterpiece, Master Of Fucking Puppets. Like a Halladay start, Master's first cut, Battery. No, things don't get much easier as the seco...
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The Big Sharkey Show: June 2010
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010. June 29 2010 PHI v CIN Game 2. They Say Fear Is A Teams Best Friend. You ever get handed a cheeseburger but you decide to hold off on eating it for a couple of hours? That bullshit ever happen to you? Yeah, me too. Shit yeah, you must've watched that Reds game last night! The one where we held a 6-3 lead into the bottom of the 9th ,. 1 out away from victory only for the worthless Brad To The Bone Lidge. In the top10th, like a fucking horny magician trying to end his silly show s...
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The Big Sharkey Show: NLCS PHI v SF Game 6. Phuck Me...
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Sunday, October 24, 2010. NLCS PHI v SF Game 6. Phuck Me. Gimme a few days. October 27, 2010 at 10:58 PM. I was able to get my ex back after I followed the instructions at www.saveabreakup.com I totally recommend this site, saveabreakup.com helped me a lot, all I can say is big THANKS! Im so happy now. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). OK, Lets Wrap This The Phuck Up. NLCS PHI v SF Game 6. Phuck Me. NLCS PHI v SF Game 5. Gas Up The Jet, Dickheads! NLCS PHI v SF Game 4. A Little Bit Of Perspective.
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The Big Sharkey Show: March 2011
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Friday, March 4, 2011. What Metallica Record Is Cliff Fucking Lee? And that's fucking right.And Justice For All. Yep, Clifton Phipher Phucking Lee. I know what you're thinking, Followers; why this fucking record and not something like Kill 'Em. Is the fucking Hammer Of Justice. Is an album about the erosion of the fairness and morality and illustrates this notion through 9 epic fucking ragers. In many ways, Lee illustrated the same by signing back in Philly. He went with is dick, balls and heart ...Whate...
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The Big Sharkey Show: April 2010
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Friday, April 30, 2010. May 1 2010 PHI v METS Game 2. Roy Deals, Shane Seals. Good morning, Followers. You must've taken notice by now of the enormous youth Trade-N-Card of your editor perched high above the mighty writings as the new face of. The Big Sharkey Show. That's right. 7 years old. I had good taste even in '89 and if anyone needs some good portraits done I'm sure Wayne could use the business. Alright, let's get to the meat of this crapola. Roy "Death Dealer" Halladay. Threw his 3rd complete gam...
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The Big Sharkey Show: OK, Let's Wrap This The Phuck Up
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010. OK, Let's Wrap This The Phuck Up. So, I've had a few days to do my little piss-pants dance and get over the fact that we're not going to be playing tonight. It's fine, really. I've come to rationalize in my head the many reasons why I should not kill myself. I have a wonderful family, my birthday is tomorrow so maybe I'll get something cool, I still haven't seen Social Network. Why didn’t Mike Sweeney get the bat instead of Gload in Game 6? Not one of us could’ve hoped ...
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The Big Sharkey Show: September 2010
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Thursday, September 30, 2010. September 29 2010 PHI v WSH Game 3. Pine Lined With Fine Wine. Fuck, Followers. If this is the type of shit we're gonna be treated to by our bench-riders then they might as well open up a fucking BBQ restaurant as an outlet to serve their large-testicled ass-beatings cause they certainly ain't getting enough field time under Chollie. A 7-1 fingering as a result of 2(two) jizzjolts from Benny Fran. And solo shots each by Sweener. Neither do I, it's shit. Joe Blanton. Now, I'm...
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The Big Sharkey Show: What Metallica Record Is Roy Fucking Halladay?
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Thursday, February 24, 2011. What Metallica Record Is Roy Fucking Halladay? We of course fucking start out with Roy Fucking Halladay. This one was a toughey because I could've gone a few ways with this. After serious thought and arduous delineation (5 minutes at work, daydreaming) I decided that the 'Tallica jammer that most suited our top cat's everything was that 1986 masterpiece, Master Of Fucking Puppets. Like a Halladay start, Master's first cut, Battery. No, things don't get much easier as the seco...
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The Big Sharkey Show: Sharkey's Back, Phuckos
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Wednesday, February 16, 2011. Sharkey's Back, Phuckos. Ahhh, Followers. Can you phucking smell it, taste it, PHEEL IT? The moist green grass underfoot, the leather oil glistening on your mitt, the stench of dogshit in your cleats that you always seem to mistake for Joe Blanton's repertoire? It's been an interesting winter, huh, F's? Some tall dufuss named Clifton Phiphe. R decided to not suck the dick of Satan and signed with the Fightin's. Wonder how that one will turn out. It sure must feel unc...A Top...