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ugly scott: naked neighborhood II (of III)
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Naked neighborhood II (of III). So when n first saw the shoes under the truck (she hadn't mistaken them for a skunk), she thought i had run over someone the night before. That is one of the only possibilities i can cross off the list. No only the bottom of the shorts and underwear were wet. my guess is urine, but i didn't investigate too thoroughly. I called the police because of the wallet, saying "i have to report something weird." the cop who came agreed it was strange and looked forward to hearin...
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ugly scott: August 2009
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I don't know my cousins. At the minnow, harlow. Tells me about some sort of cool web site that i can post stuff i want to get rid of and people will pick it up. she says it takes less than a day to unload a broken washing machine. "just google dowagiac. Recycle," she says. That didn't work. then i remembered she called it freecycle. I look that up and find that it is a yahoo group. i go to the group and it tells me i'm. So i try to use my old yahoo id, bigbadjerryyang. I go to search groups. dowagiac.
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ugly scott: March 2009
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My pancreas developed consciousness last week. I’m sure last week was just the end of a long process of self discovery, but I didn’t sense the baby steps. If I could stick a mirror in my guts and my pancreas had eyes (and maybe that will come soon), it would recognize itself. I don’t know if it would smile upon recognition. I’m certain it wouldn’t wave. Despite what it would mean to its own existence, my pancreas has considered going on strike—or quitting altogether. Links to this post. I figure, given t...
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ugly scott: November 2009
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Moustache is hard to spell. So much to report, but before i begin a rash of posts, i figure i should plug my friend elmer's efforts to cure cancer of the manly parts. I admire people who do charitable things. elmer volunteers, gets involved, cares. every so often i am able to shed some of my own guilt for not being as nice by sending a couple bucks to help one of his causes. Check out his moustache and send five or ten bucks to him if you care to. here's the link:. Links to this post. View my complete pr...
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ugly scott: moustache is hard to spell
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Moustache is hard to spell. So much to report, but before i begin a rash of posts, i figure i should plug my friend elmer's efforts to cure cancer of the manly parts. I admire people who do charitable things. elmer volunteers, gets involved, cares. every so often i am able to shed some of my own guilt for not being as nice by sending a couple bucks to help one of his causes. Check out his moustache and send five or ten bucks to him if you care to. here's the link:. November 16, 2009 at 4:34 AM. Lovingly ...
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ugly scott: January 2009
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Tagged me, so i will do the right thing rather than write about last night's minnow happenings (later? 1 Link to the person who tagged you. 2 Post the rules on your blog. 3 Write six random things about yourself. 4 Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them. 5 Let each person know they’ve been tagged and leave comment on their blog. 6 Let the tagger know when your entry is up. Ok here's 6 random things about my life. I'm not sure what the pole would look like. When i talk to people, i wonder...
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ugly scott: November 2008
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Dr phil was on yesterday while i was doing some paperwork. i turned on the tv and left it on phil, so i should take responsibility. I learned a great deal about language. the guests consisted of a calm father, a giant and easily agitated mother, and two giant and easily agitated daughters. the father was being accused of abuse. the guy looked frustrated and a little nervous, as if he were abused. the women were mean. i was intrigued. It isn't what he says, but how he says it! Links to this post. A wolf s...
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ugly scott: i don't know my cousins
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I don't know my cousins. At the minnow, harlow. Tells me about some sort of cool web site that i can post stuff i want to get rid of and people will pick it up. she says it takes less than a day to unload a broken washing machine. "just google dowagiac. Recycle," she says. That didn't work. then i remembered she called it freecycle. I look that up and find that it is a yahoo group. i go to the group and it tells me i'm. So i try to use my old yahoo id, bigbadjerryyang. I go to search groups. dowagiac.
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ugly scott: December 2009
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Insults from 3rd string strippers. And another sign of aging, reminding me that the way i look at my classmates and think how old they've become while i've. Stayed the same, is the way my classmates look at me and think the same. This weekend, after a bout of gambling (giving reparations to the tribe), four of us ended up at a local strippery. Once made famous by nick nolte. The second strip club, 13 miles in a different direction from dowagiac. Needless to say, we were popular. then one of the women...
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ugly scott: February 2009
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I've been blogging on sheets of paper shoved in pockets rather than online. the comments i get are few but interesting. i will begin unloading my pockets today- starting with the least interesting scrap of paper. Another strange combination of tv shows has changed my world view. we've been watching leave it to beaver. Links to this post. The machines are calling. Sometimes i ask a lot of questions, like: do i know you? I'm sorry if i've forgotten. could you tell me how i know you again? Links to this post.
