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Jason Messinger Writes: Ghosts
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Ghosts are detected only. Of their deeds;. In an empty room,. The creak in the attic floor,. The silence where speech. There is a ghost that lives. On the tip of my tongue,. Drawing words from my throat. Some explode, too delicate. For the change in pressure. Into dust and deceit. Is such a coveted point of view? How can I say I’m sorry. When you can’t even see. That I’m gone? From "Storytelling" by Jason Messinger. Storytelling as PDF File Download. View my complete profile. Jason Messinger On Amazon.
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Jason Messinger Writes: Seasons Greetings
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Seasons Greetings and a Happy New Year. To all of you. Come, said the investigators, come see the elaborate chest. Jason Messinger is an Artist and Author. His artwork is in Public, Corporate, and Private collections in North America, Europe, Asia and Australia. He curates and reviews art shows of Chicago artists, and writes humor, essays, poetry, and fantasy fiction. View my complete profile. Jason Messinger On Amazon. Jason Messinger ART Gallery. Jason Messinger Giclee Prints. Jason Messinger Gift Shop.
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Jason Messinger Writes: On Dealing With Unwanted Guests
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On Dealing With Unwanted Guests. When dealing with unwanted Party Guests, there is only one sure method to make them depart - offer them Raclette Cheese. Here is the recipe for success:. 1) Announce gaily that you have a special treat you are going to serve. Try not to smirk at the expectant smiles of your inebriated. 2) Unwrap the Raclette Cheese. It will smell impossibly bad, like the toes of a filthy hobo, or a long unattended infection. Let the. 6) Minutes later, with everyone gone, go back to the ki...
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Jason Messinger Writes: On Birthdays - From a Vile Old Queen's Guide to Etiquette And Proper Living
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On Birthdays - From a Vile Old Queen's Guide to Etiquette And Proper Living. No celebration displays more overblown enthusiasm for what is, in fact, the slimmest of accomplishments. In general, birthdays are simply an excuse to eat cake. Only a handful of birthdays have real significance; the 13. For Jews, the 15. For Hispanic girls, the 16. For girls of a certain class, and the 18. For Americans who believe that their political vote actually matters. Appropriate gifts are cash (Bar and Bat Mitzvahs).
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Jason Messinger Writes: Hopeless
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If you still have hanging. On the first day of Spring,. You need to know;. From "Storytelling" by Jason Messinger. Storytelling as PDF File Download. Jason Messinger is an Artist and Author. His artwork is in Public, Corporate, and Private collections in North America, Europe, Asia and Australia. He curates and reviews art shows of Chicago artists, and writes humor, essays, poetry, and fantasy fiction. View my complete profile. Jason Messinger On Amazon. Jason Messinger ART Gallery. 160; A Vile Old Queen...
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Jason Messinger Writes: Near The Big Chakra
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Near The Big Chakra. Near The Big Chakra. Jason Messinger is an Artist and Author. His artwork is in Public, Corporate, and Private collections in North America, Europe, Asia and Australia. He curates and reviews art shows of Chicago artists, and writes humor, essays, poetry, and fantasy fiction. View my complete profile. Jason Messinger On Amazon. Jason Messinger ART Gallery. Jason Messinger Giclee Prints. Jason Messinger Gift Shop. Jason Messinger's Linked In Profile. CRAZY 8 ART - Chicago artists.
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Jason Messinger Writes: "Newest Addition on Shop.Lulu.com !"
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Newest Addition on Shop.Lulu.com! Jason Messinger's hysterical Etiquette Guide -. A Vile Old Queen's Guide to Etiquette and Proper Living,". Is the newest addition to the Shop Lulu On-line Book Store! Look for it under Twitter Trend Setters. And get Free Shipping (coupon code SHIPSHAPE14). Http:/ shop.lulu.com. View my complete profile. Jason Messinger On Amazon. Jason Messinger ART Gallery. Jason Messinger Giclee Prints. Jason Messinger Gift Shop. Jason Messinger's Linked In Profile. Subscribe To Jason ...
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Jason Messinger Writes: Ashenputtle
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Locked in the body by the hearth. Resolve a fine lace. Worn thin around her heart. When shoes are rags,. When clothes are as patched. Here is spite,. The stepmother archetype,. Her brood of jealousy. Worked into the frenzied cruelty. Of the well dressed,. The well heeled,. Who dares to travel. To the Prince’s Ball? As tart as vinegar. Here is vanity, genie bottle,. In which dark is light,. Gourds are carriages,. Mice are stallions,. Rags are haute couture. When you’re better accessorized. A brutal rite,.
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Jason Messinger Writes: In honor of Valentine's Day
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In honor of Valentine's Day. Now in this same place was a woman who knew all the names of everything, and all the words ever written, and all the ways that this becomes that, and that becomes this. But one thing always eluded the woman, one thing she could not learn. What was inside her own heart? At last the woman decided that perhaps someone else could see what eluded her, so she found the sweet smith and gave him a request. "Make me a sweet that is filled the same as my own heart.". Jason Messinger Gi...
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Jason Messinger Writes: On Weddings
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Few things are more loathsome in life than a wedding; the pompous invitation, the terribly forced and unnatural schedule, the uncomfortable and unattractive attire. A guest list that rarely includes anyone you want to talk to. The gaucherie of a gift registry. The horrific music and dancing. All covered with the slickly sickening sheen of religious piety and social necessity. From A Vile Old Queen’s Guide To Etiquette And Proper Living. View my complete profile. Jason Messinger On Amazon. Micro Fairy Tal...
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