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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: July 2009
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009. One step forward two pieces of cake. Did you ever notice that when you are determined to eat just to eat, you eat the weirdest shit? I'm just going to assume you can relate. Often this is because you wisely got rid of everything junky in the house back when you were feeling healthy and strong. So, now you are forced to find something reasonably bad to help you carry out your self sabotage moment. Sometimes after work I stop at the grocery store and walk through every aisle telli...
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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: April 2009
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Thursday, April 23, 2009. Beware the Ides of Thrift. Ned, the newshead junkie, announced today that individual savings is at 4%. Now, I have no idea what that means (and it currently doesn’t pertain to me). However, when he started romanticizing about breadlines and the depression and how neat it would be if we lived in a box with only one outfit, I started to worry. Now, Ned is a genius but he and hyperbole are on a first name basis so I have learned: questions first, panic later. Today when I go out sh...
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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: August 2009
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Monday, August 31, 2009. Well I have to take this. And this. And this. And this. and, of course, this. I went to a co-ed camp all through Jr. high and high school. I went because it was co-ed and I really liked the idea of being away from home with the possibility that I would have a fabulous summer romance. I just found a notebook from seventh grade where I have a "List 4 Camp" proving that I:. A) have always been a fan of lists. B) have NEVER been a light packer. Contact stuff - heater/water/pills.
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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: The Mommie dearest in me.
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Thursday, February 18, 2010. The Mommie dearest in me. On the other hand, maybe I will go and buy one pair of shoes that I will favor in order to create some healthy competition for my attention. I feel obliged to say that my parents did not do this. However, it is something I would do as a parent hence, my knowing better than to have children. I guess I better find a way to suck it up and fall in love with my old shoes again. February 18, 2010 at 7:45 PM. February 19, 2010 at 8:38 AM. Shoes are a diffic...
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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: Ripped from the headlines of my life
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010. Ripped from the headlines of my life. John: You were missed on Easter. We did nothing. Me: Went to the farmers market on Easter. Bought some crazy super juice with alfalfa hoping it would be life changing. It's sitting in the fridge. John: Juice is never good. I once threw a jamba juice from the car… I just knew it wouldn’t change anything. April 28, 2010 at 11:44 PM. Btw when was Easter? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity. Style Therapist at work.
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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: January 2010
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Saturday, January 30, 2010. There is a point in here somewhere. I've come to accept that even at my age I am going to suffer some bad skin days and breakouts. Actually, let me re-phrase that, I have come to expect. It I haven't really accepted anything. Now true, Alicia Silverstone is promoting her new book, Kind Diet. Where she asserts that her skin just "glows" because of her vegan choices. Her skin does look amazing and I'm positive that right after I finish the Fast track detox. My point is, if I'm h...
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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: Warning: I'm breaking the dream rule again...
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Thursday, February 11, 2010. Warning: I'm breaking the dream rule again. For anyone who hates to hear about other people's dreams, now is your chance to bail. Who is John Baptiste, you ask? Someone from the far far left field of my brain where, apparently, people from my high school live. I think he's someone who went to my high school but it is quite possible I made him up. When I googled him, "John the Baptist" came up so it might have been him. Fuck, I want a donut right now. Style Therapist at work.
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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: April 2010
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Friday, April 30, 2010. When focus = obsession = spending. This momentous birthday came with the overall intention to focus on my health and skin which in my mind will stave off any depression over not being 21 anymore. Of course with me any new focus usually involves spending money on crazy things that will help me keep focused. Despite my knowledge of my ridiculousness I participate in it anyway. It's not cool but it's the truth. But hey, it's all in the name of health.and good skin. I mean really, for...
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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: I'm a Lady
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Monday, April 26, 2010. I was at a stoplight and crossing in front of me was a cross dresser. Now, I can COMPLETELY understand why a man might want to dress in women's clothing. Women have fantastic options. "Sky's the limit" variety and so much more latitude than men have. Bearing that in mind, I ask you, obvious man in women's clothing, WHY? Why, did you choose THAT? I am using caps because I am, in fact, screaming). WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU ARE ROYALLY FUCKING THIS UP. I am so mad at myself. So ...
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Baby Tiger: Mauling Mediocrity: November 2009
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009. You say potato, I say marshmallow (and I think s'more). With Thanksgiving just around the corner I am, yet again, being manipulated into attempting domestic endeavors. I'm fairly certain that I will be ruining some mashed sweet potatoes tomorrow. I like it so much better when I am left alone to heat and assemble things that I wouldn't feed another human being. But no, I'm already 5 in and, as predicted, I've stopped actually tasting them, however, I won't stop eating them.
