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A Fishy Metaphor and Other Nonsense – Fat Guy BJJ Blog
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog. The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad. A Fishy Metaphor and Other Nonsense. The following is a metaphor:. The fish is me, charging forward in an attempt to pass my master’s guard. Or anybody above the rank of blue belt, really. The boat is a loop choke. Metaphor complete. You smash me again. Biz-alls upon my forehead. Vortex of ass funk. August 14, 2014. 2 thoughts on “ A Fishy Metaphor and Other Nonsense. Stud Muffins Attend...
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New Inductions Into the Smelly Pirate Hooker Cadre – Fat Guy BJJ Blog
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog. The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad. New Inductions Into the Smelly Pirate Hooker Cadre. You, gentlemen, are truly the smelliest of the smelly. My hat’s off to you. September 10, 2014. One thought on “ New Inductions Into the Smelly Pirate Hooker Cadre. September 19, 2014 at 6:12 am. I sometimes take the abandoned belt home with me as well. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public).
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If Your BJJ Were an Animal, What Would It Be? – Fat Guy BJJ Blog
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog. The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad. If Your BJJ Were an Animal, What Would It Be? I’ve got some friends who are quite good at Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. If I had to describe their BJJ as an animal, I’d say a hawk, or a panther, or even a shark. Yeah, a shark. That’s some terrifying shit right there. Those are all great analogies for a seasoned practitioner, but what about a 340 lb white belt? May 14, 2014. March 15, 2016 at 9:42...
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I Just Broke 500 Tap Outs – Fat Guy BJJ Blog
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog. The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad. I Just Broke 500 Tap Outs. September 19, 2014. 2 thoughts on “ I Just Broke 500 Tap Outs. January 31, 2015 at 7:17 am. Dude, where are your posts? February 16, 2015 at 9:46 pm. I totally forgot about this glorious BJJ informative blog. Hope all is well in Florida. Glad to hear about your strides lately. And as always, thanks for the laughs. Your other fat BJJ friend,. 2016 (flexibility i...
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Jiu Jitsu Rainbows, and the Gentleman’s Side Control Escape – Fat Guy BJJ Blog
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog. The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad. Jiu Jitsu Rainbows, and the Gentleman’s Side Control Escape. In other news, I learned a side control escape that involves digging your elbow violently into the neck of your opponent and I thought to myself, “Self, isn’t there a more personable way of escaping side control? 8221; It might go like this:. 8220;You’re a scholar and a gentleman. Cheers.”. July 12, 2014. Allan K. Bak. You are ...
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“Coupon For Some Sake” – Fat Guy BJJ Blog
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog. The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad. 8220;Coupon For Some Sake”. So I learned a new judo move today. I’m pretty sure it’s called “Coupon For Some Sake,” but who really knows what the hell these judo kids are talking about anyway? Now, you tell me why that’s easier to describe in ballet terms. July 2, 2014. 2 thoughts on “ “Coupon For Some Sake”. July 2, 2014 at 7:23 pm. July 3, 2014 at 1:42 am. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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Jonathan Greene – Fat Guy BJJ Blog
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog. The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad. Brown Belt Hospitalized After Dodgeball Warmups Go Horribly Wrong. FGBJJN) Orlando, FL. A student at Orlando Top Team Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was hospitalized after a game of warmup dodgeball went horribly wrong on Tuesday, according to a police spokesman. Alcantara was steadfast in his belief that Kulimov probably had it coming. 8221; Alcantara mused. August 26, 2016. Purple Belt Misinterpr...
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog – Page 2 – The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog. The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad. Deep Throat Thrombosis and the Donkey Dick of Destiny. If you’re already up on my situation, I’m attaching this picture as proof of life:. Here’s what the probe looks like:. Aaaand, here’s a donkey dick:. So that’s how my weekend is going so far. A night in the Cardiac ICU and a blowjob, although I was hoping to receive one rather than give one, but fuck. What can you do? May 21, 2016.
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August 2014 – Fat Guy BJJ Blog
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Fat Guy BJJ Blog. The slightly sarcastic, nominally entertaining Brazilian Jiu Jitsu adventures of a 30-something Dad. A Fishy Metaphor and Other Nonsense. The following is a metaphor:. The fish is me, charging forward in an attempt to pass my master’s guard. Or anybody above the rank of blue belt, really. The boat is a loop choke. Metaphor complete. You smash me again. Biz-alls upon my forehead. Vortex of ass funk. August 14, 2014. White Belt Instructables: The Wet Willy Turtle Break. August 9, 2014.