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Cranial Stomp Comix: Not Again, Jehovah!
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STEADFASTLY UNSUCCESSFUL FOR 20 YEARS AND COUNTING. Saturday, November 15, 2014. Not Again, Jehovah! Shall I never be free of Carl, the nattily attired Jehovah’s Witness who corners me at work annually with his unsophisticated theological redux? He’s been sticking me with his extra copies of Awake! Because, you know, they seemed sweet. After some awkward small-talk about real estate or whatever, Carl gets down to brass flim-flam. He asks if my wife goes to church. 8220;Yeah, out in Billings.”. Carl also ...
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Cranial Stomp Comix: The Customer Service Spectrum
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STEADFASTLY UNSUCCESSFUL FOR 20 YEARS AND COUNTING. Saturday, January 31, 2015. The Customer Service Spectrum. Yes, there's something wrong with these people. The thought process that arduously replaces actual wit with something like overdoing it immaturely. I’ve developed a handy, 3-tiered Goldilocks-inspired ratings system for navigating today’s unpredictable customer service matrix. (Because it's a pleasure to write for you.). BRAUM’S (v. SUBWAY). I can’t recall any good anecdotes, but my alignm...
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Cranial Stomp Comix: August 2014
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STEADFASTLY UNSUCCESSFUL FOR 20 YEARS AND COUNTING. Sunday, August 24, 2014. Just kidding, it's not this bad. I declare this day, August whatever, Judgment Day, the day I climb upon my high horse which has been shod with soapboxes, and I judge the living daylights out of all chumps I deem hoseriffic. There will be no mercy, no fairness, and none of my usual hemming, hawing, or judicious wobbling. Well, they both had jobs and paid all their rent. Are they stupid? 8226; Did not pull weeds or trim vinery an...
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Cranial Stomp Comix: July 2015
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STEADFASTLY UNSUCCESSFUL FOR 20 YEARS AND COUNTING. Wednesday, July 22, 2015. Rock ‘n’ Roll Odyssey, Parts I-IX. Just imagine our address is "2112". Or, I Think I Drove a Meth Head to a Rush Concert. I had to do what was Closer to the Heart, right? What kind of a dick would I be if I drove on by, playing Rush to the three empty seats in my car? Four, if you count my toddler’s car seat). I pulled up to him, and he was happy. As usual, my car was full of junk, so I hopped out to clear his seat and floo...
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Cranial Stomp Comix: List Week 2 rolls on!
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STEADFASTLY UNSUCCESSFUL FOR 20 YEARS AND COUNTING. Monday, December 22, 2014. List Week 2 rolls on! Wonky Apocalypse Mechanisms that Would Disprove Long-Held Notions About God. 1 Logs rapidly falling from clouds. 2 Toxic opossum horde (must be eaten to be toxic). 3 Dynamite hot dogs. 4 Ozone layer becomes pudding. 5 Everyone morphs into Michael Landon, everyone dies a Landonesque death. 6 Blood becomes Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man wrings everybody out into himself. 7 Lists become deadly to behold.
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Cranial Stomp Comix: December 2014
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STEADFASTLY UNSUCCESSFUL FOR 20 YEARS AND COUNTING. Monday, December 22, 2014. List Week 2 rolls on! Wonky Apocalypse Mechanisms that Would Disprove Long-Held Notions About God. 1 Logs rapidly falling from clouds. 2 Toxic opossum horde (must be eaten to be toxic). 3 Dynamite hot dogs. 4 Ozone layer becomes pudding. 5 Everyone morphs into Michael Landon, everyone dies a Landonesque death. 6 Blood becomes Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man wrings everybody out into himself. 7 Lists become deadly to behold. 11 Adolph M...
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Cranial Stomp Comix: List Week 2: The Second-Ditch Attempt
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STEADFASTLY UNSUCCESSFUL FOR 20 YEARS AND COUNTING. Saturday, December 20, 2014. List Week 2: The Second-Ditch Attempt. Because one person seemed a tad bit amused by the original List Week, we now present a new collection of lists in something resembling a 5-in-one-week arrangement. Remember, the enumeration makes the comedy go down easy, like jello cubes. Alternate Names for Bigfoot, as Used by Various Organizations. 1 The Shaggy Rustler (Cattlemen’s Association). 3 Undocumented Sumbitch (The NRA).
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Cranial Stomp Comix: October 2014
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STEADFASTLY UNSUCCESSFUL FOR 20 YEARS AND COUNTING. Tuesday, October 28, 2014. Damn it, bring this shit back, internet! Unfortunately I can't recreate the clunky, Siri-style voices and the little gestures the characters made, not to mention the zooming and "camerawork," which made it more fun to watch.). Chad, are you going to cowboy church with us? No, Mom. I mean, you know if I go, it will just be to make fun of people and look for whoever tells you all those lies about Obama. Okay Well, I don’t ...
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Cranial Stomp Comix: When Cat Fancying Goes Wrong
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STEADFASTLY UNSUCCESSFUL FOR 20 YEARS AND COUNTING. Sunday, January 4, 2015. When Cat Fancying Goes Wrong. 2014’s Only Pedigreed Cat Names Rejected by the Cat Fanciers Association. 1 Whoremaster’s Kitten Dispenser. 2 Mayflower’s Li’l Tortie Brothel Mop. 3 Dennis’s Warm Milk on Tender Buttons. 4 Black Market Smack Satchel of Pajamalove. 5 Ball or Pee-pee Meat, Purrbaby? 6 Brutality’s Seal Point Dung Stain. 7 Moist, Tender, Shaved Pussy. 8 Harlequin Romance Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. 12 “Cat”hy.
