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The Cough, a horror story. | Valancy Jane
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Don't worry, I'm older than I look. Talk to me like lovers do. The Cough, a horror story. August 6, 2011. Warning, this is gross. Not quite as gross as that time I accidentally Carried my sex buddy. But if this story becomes a stage show, you’re definately going to want to stay out of the splash zone in the first few rows. Can I offer you one of my . tissues? You're my new mommy! Do you hear something? They don’t so much agree as realize they have no real good choices here and say, “um sure? 8221; I roll...
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A Little’s Enough | Valancy Jane
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Don't worry, I'm older than I look. Talk to me like lovers do. A Little’s Enough. July 25, 2011. I wrote fan mail once and I mean like once in my whole life. I facebooked Tom Delonge from Angels and Airwaves (also Blink 182) and tried at first to NOT sound like a deranged teenager and then gave up because who cares? A Little’s Enough. Pregnant and out on rape charges. That’s how that would go down. He turns and looks at me. I hope I wasn’t making strange strangled noises, I don’t think I ...His eyes meet...
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Don't worry, I'm older than I look. Talk to me like lovers do. Don't worry, I'm older than I look. The Cough, a horror story. August 6, 2011. Warning, this is gross. Not quite as gross as that time I accidentally Carried my sex buddy. But if this story becomes a stage show, you’re definately going to want to stay out of the splash zone in the first few rows. Can I offer you one of my . tissues? You're my new mommy! Do you hear something? 8221; I roll down my window and wind up for the pitch but get firml...