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alt/tab: May 2007
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Wasting time is an art form. Wednesday, May 30, 2007. The 750 page fill-in-the-blank workbook renders all thinking completely unnecessary, though in theory we are engaged in the material. Today it was criminal law, and in 3 hours we covered the same amount of material covered in an entire semester of first year lectures. In north Austin hmmmm. Posted by alt/tab @ 12:44 PM. Monday, May 21, 2007. But wait. there's more. I have experienced a few soul-crushing moments in my life. Derek Fisher's .4 sh...The m...
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alt/tab: October 2006
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Wasting time is an art form. Monday, October 30, 2006. In honor of my favorite Jeopardy! Category, here are some random thoughts for my loyal readers who no doubt check back daily in the hopes that I will say something profound:. My 1L team begins their march through the playoffs tonight, but because i broke a finger saving a burning school bus full of babies from terrorists in outer space i cannot play anymore flag football. ever. Terrell Owens is still a bitch. Posted by alt/tab @ 11:41 AM. This leaves...
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alt/tab: February 2007
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Wasting time is an art form. Tuesday, February 27, 2007. So, I stopped doing this for a good long while, perhaps because for a good long while there was just nothing interesting to say. but then, it occurred to me that, even if i can't spell, i enjoy writing too much to let a little bit of writer's block stop me from rambling about things. Posted by alt/tab @ 11:50 AM. View my complete profile. More Ways to Waste Time. A List: Procrastination Videos A conversation wit. Was I not at your Oscar party.
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alt/tab: August 2006
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Wasting time is an art form. Tuesday, August 22, 2006. Well, not quite yet, but soon. Being back in Austin is incredibly nice. Not to hate on Dallas, but I just can't really get into the city. I guess it will be much better when I'm not sleeping on a mattress in the corner of my buddy's living room, but we'll see. Final year of law school. Dare I purchase a set of golf clubs? Is it odd that golf sounds appealing? Posted by alt/tab @ 10:23 PM. Monday, August 14, 2006. Aspiring Lawyer: "Good. I mean, G...
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alt/tab: June 2006
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Wasting time is an art form. Sunday, June 25, 2006. Let's begin with Clerks II. Man, these guys must have gone broke faster than Mike Tyson. Does anyone really want to see this movie? Who gives a shit. Snakes on a Plane. And don't forget Little Man. This could rival Weekend at Bernie's II. Or anything involving Paulie Shore for worst movie of all time. On the other hand, I saw the preview for Transformers. And I don't care that Hollywood is selling my childhood back to me. That shit is going to rule.
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alt/tab: June 2007
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Wasting time is an art form. Thursday, June 28, 2007. This was mildly cathartic, and perhaps it would have been more enjoyable if the book had fought back. Posted by alt/tab @ 6:24 PM. Tuesday, June 26, 2007. Things to do in Bar Lecture When You're Dead. 2) Stare at the annoying couple lovingly caress each other’s back whilst trying to hold back projectile vomit. 4) Watch the bird trapped in the warehouse fly into things, hoping it will shit on any of the aforementioned people. Wednesday, June 20, 2007.
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alt/tab: July 2007
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Wasting time is an art form. Monday, July 30, 2007. Moving to Dallas, so no posts for a bit. don't be sad. I'll be at Home Depot if you need anything. Patio furniture here I come. Posted by alt/tab @ 12:06 PM. Friday, July 27, 2007. Insert sound of liver squealing). I arrived early at the Palmer because for some reason there is one parking garage, with one exit, and if you don't get there early you end up parking deep in the recesses of the garage and have to sleep there at night with the hobos. Peop...
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alt/tab: July 2006
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Wasting time is an art form. Friday, July 28, 2006. Summer Recruiting Tips for Big Law Firms. 1) Don't fuck with our coffee. While Maxwell House technically does have caffeine in it, it's like one of those pharmaceuticals where the side effects are worse than the benefits. 2) Stay out of our offices. So i can type this, nap, play Risk on my conference table, and read about Snakes on a Plane. 3) Let us access our email. 4) A "first-half only" program makes sense. Posted by alt/tab @ 12:42 PM. It feels to ...
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alt/tab: September 2006
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Wasting time is an art form. Tuesday, September 26, 2006. Sword in the Gatorade. I do not claim to be a strong man. The site of my bicepts does not make a woman swoon. However, I am also not a complete weakling. Yet, my recent frustration with Gatorade brand sports drink has moved me to return to my blog, even in the face of so much law review and clerkship bullshit, and state for the record that Gatorade can suck a dick. Posted by alt/tab @ 8:48 PM. Friday, September 08, 2006. Attorney From Office in Ex...
