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Midwestern Power & Light: October 2005
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Midwestern Power and Light. Quality, Service, and Commitment - since 1975. Saturday, October 29, 2005. Holy Overwhelming Sense of Powerlessness! Quite recently, my car was broken into. Nope, not these guys. I'm betting they were just jazzed by completing the first successful step of their grand criminal scheme. Local police like to call this step, Step One: Locating A Honda Civic Parked In A Dark Corner At 3:29 am This, they got right. Only now, as I spent a good forty-five minutes suctioning safety glas...
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Midwestern Power & Light: August 2005
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Midwestern Power and Light. Quality, Service, and Commitment - since 1975. Wednesday, August 31, 2005. Sure, the Chicken's Tasty, But Where's This Fellatio I Was Promised? Everyone's heard of Chicken Fries, right? Yes, Burger King recently unveiled an atrocity upon all humankind known as Chicken Fries. See, they're these chicken strips that are. wait for it. more slender than you have any reason to expect chicken strips to be! They are. yes, yes. almost French Fry in shape! They are Chicken Fries! So now...
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Midwestern Power & Light: September 2005
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Midwestern Power and Light. Quality, Service, and Commitment - since 1975. Wednesday, September 28, 2005. These Claims Of Yours, They Are Not Small. Ladies and gentlemen, the legal system is broken. There is no joy in Lawville. Matlock has left the building. It was a lovely August morning. As I am unemployed, this means I was stumbling around the apartment in my underwear. Important decisions lie ahead of me on this day. Should I take a shower now, or later in the day? No shower at all? Naw, can't be....
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Midwestern Power & Light: November 2005
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Midwestern Power and Light. Quality, Service, and Commitment - since 1975. Wednesday, November 09, 2005. Reputable Until Proven Slovenly (Or, The Burden of Goof). You file into a lobby with scuffed tile floors that could have been moved, as one uniform slab, from the D.M.V. of whatever state you got your driver's license from. Little flecks of black and green suspended in a beige that is the color of, I don't know, defeat? Ding Creak. Goin' up. And so there you are, in a cramped elevator somewhere downto...
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Noillyprat--Shaken, Not Stirred: May 2005
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Noillyprat- Shaken, Not Stirred. And Make it a Dirty One. Monday, May 30, 2005. Don't Call it a Comeback. Here I am, alive and well, and somewhat unpacked. I started the job today. I figured it was unseemly to be busy on a message board on my very first day, so I abstained. Being the last day of the month, the whole accounting department (including my boss) was all aflutter, and pretty much all I could do was try to stay out of the way. Turns out that lawyers have crazy messy offices. Monday, May 23, 2005.
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Noillyprat--Shaken, Not Stirred: November 2004
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Noillyprat- Shaken, Not Stirred. And Make it a Dirty One. Wednesday, November 24, 2004. Wig in a Box. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Is one of my favorite movies. In addition to appealing to the immense faghag in me, it's glamorous with great music. But it's also an amazing story, beautifully told and very moving. It's a very funny movie, and moving too. I've seen it a million times and I still often tear up at the end, and. Go see this movie. Is one of them, and last Saturday,. Writer director and star of H...
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Noillyprat--Shaken, Not Stirred: January 2005
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Noillyprat- Shaken, Not Stirred. And Make it a Dirty One. Monday, January 31, 2005. All right All right! I promised Chad that I would update tonight. So. I could tell you many stories about my busy, fullfilling existence, but we all know I've just been lazy. I did have a lot going on at work, plus busy the past week getting ready for my friend Michelle's wedding, but still, I just slacked. And as a last side note, I am typing this post from my bed. Oscar fixed my laptop, and even wirelessed me up, so...
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Noillyprat--Shaken, Not Stirred: June 2005
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Noillyprat- Shaken, Not Stirred. And Make it a Dirty One. Monday, June 20, 2005. I didn't realize how long it had been. Anyway, it seems a lot of people are drifting right now. Joe has a new home at Rooster Teeth, and Broken Lizard seems to be on a downswing. Well, at least with the interesting people. There's always plenty of dumbasses available for posting. Before anyone says so, I know this post is tripe. But at least now you know where I've been, and I've broken the seal so that tomorrow it will ...
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Noillyprat--Shaken, Not Stirred: March 2005
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Noillyprat- Shaken, Not Stirred. And Make it a Dirty One. Wednesday, March 30, 2005. Anyone know how to transparent the background of an image? Namely, how to get the white square around my martini glasses to disappear? Posted by The Noillyprat Cat @ 8:56 PM. I Wish I Was a Johnny Depp Fucker. Post got me thinking. Well, it got me thinking about something I already thought about, anyway. Edit about 6 hours later to pussy out and clarify that I DO NOT want anybody but Shmee. So in case you're reading ...
