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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: October 2008
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So What if you have a problem? Sunday, October 12, 2008. So What if you locked up you shit like youre supposed to? So you've locked the door to your car, you turned on your alarm. You parked yourself further than you needed to in order to make it the spot that was better lit than the closer ones. You're a block away from the police station. So as I wrote earlier,. A big FUCK YOU goes out to the asshole or assholes who threw a brick through my window and stole my purse. Its worth at least $350. The blank ...
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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: August 2008
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So What if you have a problem? Friday, August 22, 2008. So what if you go out of your way for someone? To those obnoxious, arrogant, self centered dumbasses I say this: You know how when you're walking past a group of people, you hear them laughing and you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling? Maybe they're laughing about you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they really are. You're a little engine that couldn't hold it's load. So what if you're sicker than shit. In a tone of moc...
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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: So what if you have writer's block???
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So What if you have a problem? Friday, October 10, 2008. So what if you have writer's block? Forced writing sucks a nut and you know it! The blank Word document that stares you in the face is silently mocking you. telling you how much you suck as a writer! So you write silly blogs in an effort to procrastinate. Might as well use whatever creativity is flowing to figure out an excuse to tell your editor if you miss your deadlines. Why does writing have to rule and suck at the same time? OMG, It's Becky!
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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: So what if youre in pain?
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So What if you have a problem? Thursday, September 18, 2008. So what if youre in pain? I enjoy being a female, really I do. There’s something to be said about the fact that tits and an ass can get you so far in life, with so little work. Other times, though, I’m not so excited about it. And so, we continue bleeding profusely, writhing in pain and bloating to three times our size. We get tired, cranky, bitchy, hungry, and have to go to the bathroom ten million times a day. But it isn’t enoug...The break y...
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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: So what if you're sicker than shit.
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So What if you have a problem? Friday, August 22, 2008. So what if you're sicker than shit. So what if you're sick. Its friday and you come in because you feel bad that you're missing work and you get here and your stupid employer is convinced that you don't work so he pulls you aside and says:. Do you see a pattern? And of course you see a pattern, because they've taken the courtesy of highlighting the pattern. So when they point out that in one year, you've been out 4 mondays and 5 fridays you take it.
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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: So what if you go out of your way for someone?
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So What if you have a problem? Friday, August 22, 2008. So what if you go out of your way for someone? To those obnoxious, arrogant, self centered dumbasses I say this: You know how when you're walking past a group of people, you hear them laughing and you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling? Maybe they're laughing about you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they really are. You're a little engine that couldn't hold it's load. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Hey, Wanna Bitch?
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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: July 2008
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So What if you have a problem? Wednesday, July 2, 2008. So What if I'm 10 minutes late to work? Sure, sometimes I show up late, sure, sometimes I'm half asleep in the morning. But that is no reason to call me out to the entire office and call me a slacker. Stop me if I'm lying here, but im pretty sure I'm the one who never takes a lunch, I'm the one who's here till the last person leaves, I'm the one that deals with customer issues and complaints. Shut the fuck up, take it. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: So what if the weather blows?
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So What if you have a problem? Tuesday, September 2, 2008. So what if the weather blows? So what if hurricanes are ruining everything, as usual? Your DJ gig on Friday? Cross your fingers it doesn't get rained out. The Caribbean trip to Turks and Caicos you've planned for mid-September? Hopefully the islands won't be in chaos after Hanna and Ike have their way. Your New Orleans house guest and his five year-old son who had to flee Gustav? Pray their house is okay for their return. OMG, It's Becky! People ...
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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: May 2008
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So What if you have a problem? Thursday, May 29, 2008. So what if your client gets pissed. And Then, why should I, have to be the one to call this guy that you so desperately want to appease whom i would rather see grow mushrooms from his ass? Oh, because you don't feel like speaking Spanish? You're from fucking Puerto Rico dick, own up. So what if you got defamed. Yeah, youve been asking for this since day one so either get a clue or learn to lube for that giant preverbial dick in your ass. My knee is a...
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Fuckin' Shit Sucks: So what if you think God helped you win a VMA?
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So What if you have a problem? Sunday, September 7, 2008. So what if you think God helped you win a VMA? STOP THANKING 'HIM' FOR IT! If there is one thing I hate about award shows (and there's a bunch) it's when the winner thanks God for his/her/their win. They might as well say "I would like to thank God for taking a big steamy holy dump on my competition because He thinks I'm way better.". You never hear the losers thanking God for their loss, do you? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Well now you can.
