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Complete and Utter Randomness: January 2011
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Complete and Utter Randomness. Our little bubble, please wipe your feet. Tuesday, January 11, 2011. We have a coworker that is leaving and no one likes him. So we thought we would impart a few words of wisdom to him. 1 Don’t call anyone that isn’t your wife or mother, MOM. 2 Faking coughing for over a month makes your co-workers want to kill you. 3 Whistling is never okay unless you have an office and can close your door. 8 Don’t fake an injury or self diagnose one, it makes you look pathetic. 13 Startin...
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This Just In: June 2006
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The world is a mess and I just need to.rule it. Wednesday, June 28, 2006. Statler and Waldorf Return. Given the lack of publicity, you might have missed the fact that my husband has a movie coming out today. Don't worry, I haven't seen it either. He doesn't read my blog, I don't have to go see his little movie in any timely fashion. For a different version of "Superman Returns," click here. I find Statler and Waldorf with the new voices a little painful to watch, but the video store bit is cute. 1 When t...
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This Just In: July 2006
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The world is a mess and I just need to.rule it. Friday, July 28, 2006. Off for a week of sun and fun with the husband and rugrats. No wild parties while I'm gone, okay? Posted by Lois Lane @ 12:05 PM. Tuesday, July 25, 2006. I'm on deadline for a newsletter and trying to get a bunch o' stuff done before leaving on vacation, so not a lot of time to blog. Talk amongst yourselves if you like. Here's a few topics to get you started:. 1 What the hell is wrong with the Republicans? Monday, July 24, 2006. This ...
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I Ain't No Oprah: February 2015
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, February 26, 2015. Customer was a black guy. CUSTOMER: "Do you remember me? ME: "No.what's your name? CUSTOMER: "Soon it will be.Black Tiger! ME: "Black Tiger.". CUSTOMER: "Do you remember that book I bought last time? I Ain't No Oprah. Friday, February 13, 2015. I'm outside the other day in front of my workplace clearing some snow. Sweeping the sidewalk. Etc. So I reach up with the push broom to pull the snow off. The white sew/vac folks started laughing.
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I Ain't No Oprah: June 2014
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Saturday, June 28, 2014. MOM TO DAUGHTER: "So just look around the store, pick out what you want, and I'll order it from Amazon.". ME: "You do know I'm standing right here, correct? I Ain't No Oprah. Saturday, June 14, 2014. How did I miss this before? I Ain't No Oprah. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I Ain't No Oprah. I like long walks on the beach (I'm lying). View my complete profile. Oh, That Wifey! Clinky The Boy Robot. His Life With Comic Books. Wave At The Bus.
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I Ain't No Oprah: July 2014
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, July 31, 2014. This morning I was writing out a few checks to suppliers when I noticed I was running low on blank checks. I went to the little box I keep checks in and pulled out the little reorder form. In bold letters it said:. REORDERING CHECKS HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER! And then it proceeded to tell me how to go about it online or on the phone. I used to just say to a bank teller: "I need more checks." And she took care of it (bank tellers are women).
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I Ain't No Oprah: August 2014
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, August 28, 2014. A male porn star is out in his yard raking leaves when he spots his neighbor outside. They start talking about this and that.small talk mostly. Here is the good part of the conversation:. PORNSTAR: "So what did you do last night? MAN NEIGHBOR: "I went out on a blind date.". PORNSTAR: "How was it? MAN NEIGHBOR: "Eh. It was okay.we only got to first base.". PORNSTAR: "That's too bad.but at least you got your ass licked.". I Ain't No Oprah.
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I Ain't No Oprah: Customer was a black guy
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Thursday, February 26, 2015. Customer was a black guy. CUSTOMER: "Do you remember me? ME: "No.what's your name? CUSTOMER: "Soon it will be.Black Tiger! ME: "Black Tiger.". CUSTOMER: "Do you remember that book I bought last time? I Ain't No Oprah. I have a shirt called Black Tiger. Steve: Thats nice. Im White Snowman! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Ain't No Oprah. I like long walks on the beach (I'm lying). View my complete profile. Oh, That Wifey!
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I Ain't No Oprah: BEER Conversation
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I Ain't No Oprah. It's a gas, gas, gas! Saturday, January 31, 2015. GUY: "You smell like beer.". ME: "I just had a beer with lunch.". GUY: "What did you have for lunch? I Ain't No Oprah. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Ain't No Oprah. I like long walks on the beach (I'm lying). View my complete profile. It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp.". Oh, That Wifey! Clinky The Boy Robot. Wave At The Bus.
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Cynics online: Too Cynical?
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Finally, a place on the internet to write stuff. If you want to write stuff here, too, let me know. I will most probably grant you access. Monday, September 19, 2011. No new posts in a year? Have we all become too cynical to post? No one will read it anyway.". Well Eyeore, someone might stumble over here and might be too tired to click away and might actually read something so I'll post something new anyway. No one will read it. And if they do, what do I care if they do read what I wrote? I Ain't No Oprah.
