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Klogg's Crap: December 2007
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Here is all the crap i've assembled and thought that was worth the mentioning. Thursday, December 13, 2007. 17 Signs You Like Someone. This is how u know u like/love some1. You look at their profile constantly. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. You walk really slow when you're with them. You feel shy whenever they're around. You smile when you hear their voice.
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Klogg's Crap: August 2007
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Here is all the crap i've assembled and thought that was worth the mentioning. Sunday, August 26, 2007. The Wasy to do Business. Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son : "I will choose my own bride! Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.". Son : "Well, in that case.ok". Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter.". Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry! Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.". W: "See....
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Klogg's Crap: February 2008
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Here is all the crap i've assembled and thought that was worth the mentioning. Friday, February 22, 2008. The Farmer and The Cow. A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole. Links to this post. Tuesday, February 12, 2008. Links to this post. The kink...
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Klogg's Crap: March 2008
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Here is all the crap i've assembled and thought that was worth the mentioning. Friday, March 7, 2008. The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the fuzzy language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also. Applicable to anyone reading a PhD dissertation or academic paper. IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN".I didn’t look up the original reference. A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT".These data are practically meaningless. IN MY EXPERIENCE".Once. IN CASE AFTER CASE".Twice.
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Klogg's Crap: September 2007
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Here is all the crap i've assembled and thought that was worth the mentioning. Saturday, September 29, 2007. Secretary: "Pastor, we’ve got a problem in the computer lab where you met with the confirmation class last week. Some of the boys in the class started messing with the mouse.". Thinking: we’ve got mice in there! Secretary: "Yeah, it seems some of the boys removed their balls.". Pastor (incredulously.): "Th.th.they did what? How in the world did they do that? Links to this post. Your description of...
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Klogg's Crap: July 2007
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Here is all the crap i've assembled and thought that was worth the mentioning. Friday, July 27, 2007. Check your B' day and check Who are you? I Am Panther CoolSunny. If you are a Dog:. A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can neverbe doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when itcomes to your attitude towards working. You are a verysimple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humbleand down-to-earth! That explains the Reason. Why yourfriends cling on to you! If you are a Mouse :. The 12 Sign...
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Klogg's Crap: October 2007
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Here is all the crap i've assembled and thought that was worth the mentioning. Friday, October 19, 2007. Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery. Has anyone seen my watch? That was some party last night I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk. Page 47 of the manual is missing! OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. Come back with that! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that? I lost my contact lens!
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Klogg's Crap: January 2008
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Here is all the crap i've assembled and thought that was worth the mentioning. Thursday, January 31, 2008. The Local Strip Club. Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ' Hey, Dave! Links to this post. Saturday, January 19, 2008. The Vow of Celebracy. They left out the R! What do you mean?
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Klogg's Crap: The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee
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Here is all the crap i've assembled and thought that was worth the mentioning. Sunday, March 2, 2008. The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee. When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in aday are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table andpoured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the emptyspace between the sand. The students laughed. Now," said the professor as the...
