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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE. Being of ze tales of GROINAL FORTITUDE. Mar 28th, 2008. AKMAL updates his BLOG OF POSTITUDE with a level of IRREGULAR INDIFFERENCE. And yet, here he IS once AGAIN. For AKMAL will never LEAVE you. He may STRAY with ALARMING FREQUENCY and be in need of MUCHULAR TESTING upon his RETURN, but return he SHALL. And I HAVE. MUCHNESS has happened in the MANY MONTHS since AKMAL last posted his SEXY ADVENTURES. AKMAL has been playing TEH GHEY to avoid his ARRANGED MATRIMONY to. Mar 6th, 2006.
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE. Being of ze tales of GROINAL FORTITUDE. Sep 9th, 2009. Many GREETINGS, imperialist north-AMERICAN adversaries. It is I, AKMAL, provider of WOO and collector of LOINS. An UNSPECIFIED amount of time has PASSED since AKMAL has spoken to you of his DEEP LONGINGS. THIS will CHANGE as of THIS VERY MOMENT. For you SEE, AKMAL is a MAMMAL, much like YOU and your MOTHER. Do we all NOT have DEEP LONGINGS? LONGINGS that can only be reached through DEEP IMPACT? Thusly, by helping AKMAL to help ...
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE. Being of ze tales of GROINAL FORTITUDE. Jul 4th, 2007. RECENTLY, AKMAL has been ze VICTIM of a CONSTANT NAGGING. Ze arranged BRIDE of AKMAL,. Has come to your land of GREAT SATAN, and has been PRESSING and PRODDING for ze marriage to take PLACE. This is not in the INTEREST of AKMAL, for it would require GIVING A DAMN. AKMAL is now announcing he is TEH GAY. THAT will surely place a STUFFED SOCK into ze HOLE OF ANNOYANCE on the FACE of LAMKA. Tags: half-baked schemes to avoid marriage.
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RECENTLY, AKMAL has been ze VICTIM of a CONSTANT NAGGING. Ze arranged… - Ze Glove of CHALLENGE
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE. Being of ze tales of GROINAL FORTITUDE. RECENTLY, AKMAL has been ze VICTIM of a CONSTANT NAGGING. Ze arranged BRIDE of AKMAL,. Has come to your land of GREAT SATAN, and has been PRESSING and PRODDING for ze marriage to take PLACE. This is not in the INTEREST of AKMAL, for it would require GIVING A DAMN. NEVERTHELESS. LAMKA continues to press for MATRIMONIAL CONSUMMATION. AKMAL is being thinking that MORE EXTREMULAR MEASURES must be taken to ensure his CONTINUING BACHELORHOOD. Oh, a...
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OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS upon YOUR KNOCKERS - Ze Glove of CHALLENGE
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE. Being of ze tales of GROINAL FORTITUDE. OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS upon YOUR KNOCKERS. AKMAL can feel your LOINAL MOISTURE. It BECKONS to him much like FLAME talks to MOTH. Do you SEE where this is being GOING? If so, why have you not entered a state of UNDRESS? AKMAL can see very CLEARLY through your window that you are NOT UNDRESSEDIFIED. What else do you NEED? So what is your ANSWER? DEAL or NON DEAL? WHEW Is it getting HOT in here or is it just AKMAL thinking of you thinking of AKMAL?
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AKMAL updates his BLOG OF POSTITUDE with a level of IRREGULAR… - Ze Glove of CHALLENGE
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE. Being of ze tales of GROINAL FORTITUDE. AKMAL updates his BLOG OF POSTITUDE with a level of IRREGULAR INDIFFERENCE. And yet, here he IS once AGAIN. For AKMAL will never LEAVE you. He may STRAY with ALARMING FREQUENCY and be in need of MUCHULAR TESTING upon his RETURN, but return he SHALL. And I HAVE. MUCHNESS has happened in the MANY MONTHS since AKMAL last posted his SEXY ADVENTURES. AKMAL has been playing TEH GHEY to avoid his ARRANGED MATRIMONY to. Unsolicited tidings of goodwill.
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE
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Ze Glove of CHALLENGE. Being of ze tales of GROINAL FORTITUDE. Mar 28th, 2008. AKMAL updates his BLOG OF POSTITUDE with a level of IRREGULAR INDIFFERENCE. And yet, here he IS once AGAIN. For AKMAL will never LEAVE you. He may STRAY with ALARMING FREQUENCY and be in need of MUCHULAR TESTING upon his RETURN, but return he SHALL. And I HAVE. MUCHNESS has happened in the MANY MONTHS since AKMAL last posted his SEXY ADVENTURES. AKMAL has been playing TEH GHEY to avoid his ARRANGED MATRIMONY to. Half-baked sch...
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