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Flinging Poop: Insight derived from random associations using mp3 players
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Wednesday, December 05, 2007. Insight derived from random associations using mp3 players. So, there I am. I just finished feeding (and cleaning up after) the dogs, and am about to settle in to watch Stripes on DVD, when I get a wild hair to check me some email. I do that now and again. Check email, I mean – not play with wild hairs (not that there’s anything wrong with that. Actually, it can be a lot of fun, depending on how wild that hair is. By now, Barnfart has completely forgotten why he’s taki...
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Flinging Poop: June 2006
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006. Come On Baby, Light My Fire. You know that gag people try and pull when they are caught in a lie/unexpected/or otherwise unprepared, and they suddenly feel the need to escape, so they point behind you and, with as much surprise, shock, and fear as they can muster say, “Oh my god! 8221; You’re then supposed to turn around to look, distracted by their fear and warning, only to see nothing, and when you turn back, the person is gone. You know the gag I’m talking about, right? They&...
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Rant of the Loon: Forever
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Saturday, August 02, 2008. Would you choose forever? I don't mean forever in a timeless afterlife. Although I believe in Heaven, and although I believe we'll know who we are and were when we get there, I think it will be an existence where time simply has no meaning, where events and relationships will not be marked by their sequential relationship to one another and to a perceived "present.". Would we ever stop wanting a little more time? If we didn't have to go, if our little flesh-tents didn't fall to...
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Rant of the Loon: 07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004
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Monday, July 19, 2004. Is More Really Better? Last evening, for a special entitled "Inside Polygamy.". What a bunch of nutters. Okay, perhaps that's a little disrespectful, but maigawsh, I can't imagine trying to carry on such a life. Besides that, though, I found it eminently fascinating for a several reasons:. 2 Most of the women alluded to specific outlets for and struggles with jealousy. No kidding. Even the women who were sitting together talking about how they dealt with it and everyone's n...4 It'...
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Sentimental Education | Toast is Yummy
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God, butt sex, and women. I’m realizing it’s not just. Generation that’s the generation of disenchanted whiny emo losers like myself:. If I had a woman to love me, I might have achieved something. What are you laughing for? Frédéric, the main character of. Utters the aforementioned passage this in the very beginning of the book. I can’t remember if he grows up or not, but re-reading the passage makes me wonder, ‘When will. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. From your own site.
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Tree of Knowledge | Toast is Yummy
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God, butt sex, and women. Younger Kenny, still bleary eyed at noon after another college Friday night, placed beer bottle after empty beer bottle into a plastic trash bag. It was a moment of sleepwalking almost, as so many of his moments are, when his actions are semi-conscious and so are his thoughts. His actions are nearly automatic, and his thoughts are involuntary at best. He chuckled inappropriately to himself for several minutes, on and off, as he cleared away trash and other evidence of the prior ...
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Flinging Poop: April 2007
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Friday, April 27, 2007. When is a sandwich NOT a sandwich? Today was one of those rare days I didn’t bring lunch to work. It’s a long and boring story, but the point is when lunch time rolled around, I was sitting here lunchless. Being lunchless in a lunchy world is no damn fun. Fortunately, the building in which I work sits next to several fooderies, so I had my selection of places to go and spend $12 or so for some over-salted grub. Anyway, I think the woman working the counter is a little sweet on me.
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Masturbation Day | Toast is Yummy
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God, butt sex, and women. This post continues some fiction I’m working on. Just a word of warning, this post may be graphic and offensive to many. Sunday is Masturbation Day, at least it is for not-so-God-fearing slightly a-moral atheists. Not to say that masturbation is a-moral; if anything, it’s a moral imperative. Do you know the seven deadly sins? They’re Lust (of course), Avarice, Pride, Gluttony, Sloth, Wrath, and Envy. 8221; scoffed Mor, a linguist. It doesn’t make sense,” I said. 8221; said Mor.
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Flinging Poop: August 2006
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006. So there I was, watching TV (don’t ask the show … I was in a serious bout of vegetating), when a seemingly innocuous commercial ran by grabbing my attention as it did. I know, you are about to ask, “Monkey, if you can’t remember the TV show on account of your vegetating, how can you recall the commercial? You must be a filthy liar! Ease back, Poncho, let me finish. At first the commercial didn’t register, as it was just another blur in an already blurry background. They wore t...
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Flinging Poop: March 2007
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Thursday, March 29, 2007. Of Wickets, Overs, and Ovals. I never thought the following words would ever come out of my mouth (nor spring from my fingertips, as the case may be), but here they are:. I am beginning to understand Cricket. The game, not the bug. Dig it: a Cricket Wicket. I know, I’m kind of frightened by this as well. But, it’s not my fault. See the company for which I work has a lot of employees of Indian descent – almost all of them actually from. Who are here on work visas. And were about ...
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